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Cheerio
29th Sep 2006, 13:52
Lets have three things about you: Two true and one a lie.

I have tossed a caber in front of the Queen
I have driven the Sir Nigel Gresley steam engine
I held the outright lap record for a motor racing circuit in 1990

lynchburglemonade
29th Sep 2006, 13:55
I've snogged someone famous
Slept with a married man
Won the lotto

The SSK
29th Sep 2006, 14:03
I'm on first-name terms with someone who competed in Hitler's 1936 Olympics
I've partnered a British Airways CEO in the Gay Gordons
I've been in an emergency evacuation from Concorde

frostbite
29th Sep 2006, 14:58
I worked for Freddie Laker
I had sex with three bosses wives
Lord Lucan is/was my cousin

toothpic
29th Sep 2006, 16:01
1) I was an extra in the film "Chariots of Fire"
2) I once had afternoon tea with the Queen Mum (God rest her)
3) I have a secret fantasy involving my mother-in-law

Cheerio
29th Sep 2006, 16:04
I've partnered a British Airways CEO in the Gay Gordons


The mind boggles! Lord King getting whirled around by one of our own....

colmac747
29th Sep 2006, 16:06
Freddie Starr ate my Hamster
I once snogged Kelly McDonald in a Glasgow nightclub(after she'd appeared in Trainspotting:ok: )
I have a level 1, RYA sailing certificate:8 :rolleyes:

surely not
29th Sep 2006, 16:08
I represented my county at cricket

I projectile vomitted over a tour guide in Sydney

I am highly attractive to the opposite sex

Ozzy
29th Sep 2006, 16:51
I drove from New York to LA in 6 days.
I once spent a whole week without alcohol.
I have one more take offs in a plane than I do landings.

Ozzy

Jerricho
29th Sep 2006, 16:53
3) I have a secret fantasy involving my mother-in-law

I call bullshit!!! ;) :}

Double Echo
29th Sep 2006, 17:28
1. I have scored a goal in a league football match against former England Goalkeeper Nigel Martyn.

2. I once slept with a woman on my birthday who got out of my bed and married another man the same day and broke my heart.. 1997.

3. I once fought a grim battle with 10,000 mexicans only to find the russians had stolen the gold.

:ok:

surely not
29th Sep 2006, 17:32
Not really trying to hide the real one are we Double Echo :{

AcroChik
29th Sep 2006, 17:42
1. I had a brief affair with a famous man.

2. I had a brief affair with a married man.

3. I took off Woody Allen's shoe and discovered he had a hole in his sock.

FLCH
29th Sep 2006, 17:44
1.Made a crap landing in a 757 in EGBB with Robert Plant sitting in the back.
2.Am the son of the first woman from India to hold a British Drivers licence.
3.Rolled a Lear 24 at 8000'

Foss
29th Sep 2006, 17:47
I married an American model whose dad was a multi-millionaire.
I can do a pretty decent watercolour.
I can steer a yacht into a pontoon without saying 'Christalmighty whos got the effing fenders, sh1t they're in that locker there, quick, sh1t.' BANG
Fos

XXTSGR
29th Sep 2006, 17:53
I have represented my country at fencing (no, with swords, not wooden posts!)
I have sung a recorded duet with Robbie Williams
I am on first-name terms with two multi-Oscar winners

Blacksheep
1st Oct 2006, 03:50
A bad-tempered pop singer smashed my guitar on a London bound train.
I slept with the vicar's daughter.
I told a Judge Advocate General they could threaten me all they liked, but I knew their evidence was inadmissable.

Jerricho
1st Oct 2006, 04:28
I made a Prime Minister's flight hold one morning arriving at Heathrow
I am a member of the mile high (or 6 mile high if you want to be technical) club
I am a direct descendant of Lord Admiral Horatio Nelson.

Loose rivets
1st Oct 2006, 06:17
I have twice been in aircraft that executed a critical maneuver...with no one at the controls.

I once drove through the Dartford tunnel at 147mph.

I had a secret, and passionate 7year affair with someone that virtually all of you would know.

Jerricho
1st Oct 2006, 06:18
Danny?????

:E ;)

Loose rivets
1st Oct 2006, 06:31
Close!!!


Well, quite close to make the messsssaggggggeeeeeee a bit longer.

G-CPTN
1st Oct 2006, 07:17
There are obviously those that understand the subtleties more than others!

mikelimapapa
1st Oct 2006, 08:13
1. I survived a car crash that was a full page story in the New York Post with the headline "Death Defying Act"

2. My uncle started a Fortune 500 company in his garage

3. My best mate is a former liverpool keeper

2 sheds
1st Oct 2006, 08:13
I made a Prime Minister's flight hold one morning arriving at Heathrow
I am a member of the mile high (or 6 mile high if you want to be technical) club
I am a direct descendant of Lord Admiral Horatio Nelson.

Gotcha! Shouldn't it be Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson ?

G-CPTN
1st Oct 2006, 08:21
3. My best mate is a former liverpool keeper
BROTHEL keeper?

High Wing Drifter
1st Oct 2006, 08:34
Both my grandparents were spooks.

I became club champion a year after taking up golf.

In my late thirties, I soloed with fewer hours than Douglas Bader.

B Fraser
1st Oct 2006, 08:50
Circumnavigated the globe three times and on one trip, experienced a 9 day week.

Flown at Mach 2.5 at FL700, opened up the taps and watched the sun rise in the west.

Took a very famous actress out to lunch before she hit the big time but just didn't fancy her.

Jerricho
1st Oct 2006, 10:26
Gotcha!

:=

;)
(You are of course correct in your pedantisim)

Wanna go 50/50?

Techman
1st Oct 2006, 10:44
I have kidnapped a person once.

I have been shot twice.

I have had to bribe my way of a country thrice.

RaraAvis
1st Oct 2006, 13:24
Did a 60km cross country ski marathon

Have a piece of music written about/for me that became a part of a hit

Sailed across the Pacific

:O

G-CPTN
1st Oct 2006, 13:34
:=
;)
(You are of course correct in your pedantisim)
Wanna go 50/50?
Or you could 'phone a friend . . . :confused:

Jerricho
1st Oct 2006, 13:45
Do you have any????? Aside from Colmac? :E

(And ones you have to pay for don't count)

tubthumper
1st Oct 2006, 15:13
1. I once shared a pizza with Rob Halford from Judas Priest.
2. I have eaten haggis and chips at 135mph.
3. My Great Aunt invented polystyrene.

Couldn't even come up with an interesting lie. Must start getting out and meeting people....

G-CPTN
1st Oct 2006, 15:20
3. My Great Aunt invented polystyrene.
And they called it after her TOO! :ok:

mikelimapapa
1st Oct 2006, 18:50
G-CPTN,

I wish! ;) Im sure knowing brothel keeper would be more fun than the footballer I was talking about!

gorgeous spotter
1st Oct 2006, 19:48
I now hate someone on this forum:E

I had an affair with a millionaire property developer when I was in my twenties:ooh:

Eric Banna does it for me :ok:

G-CPTN
1st Oct 2006, 19:53
Eric Banna does it for me :ok:
What?
EVERY night? :ugh:

gorgeous spotter
1st Oct 2006, 19:59
G-CPTN, how do you know if thats the truth or the lie???!!:p

B Fraser
1st Oct 2006, 20:13
i slept with 4 women in one day

Blimey, you make Pan Pan Splash look like an under achiever :ok:

Capt. Queeg
1st Oct 2006, 20:18
Eric Banna does it for me

That's obviously the lie. She took out the middle 'a' from banana to throw you off, cptn.

Howard Hughes
1st Oct 2006, 22:39
I am not really an Australian...
I have represented my state in more than one sport...
I have had sex with women born in 4 different decades!! (50's, 60's, 70's & 80's)...

Loose rivets
2nd Oct 2006, 02:02
Do we eventually have to fess up to the lie?

Cheerio
2nd Oct 2006, 06:52
The lie is usually more revealing then the truths!

Both cleansing and cathartic ;)

I crashed an Alfasud at over 100 MPH and only hurt my pride
I crashed an Alfa GTV6 at over 100 MPH and only hurt my pride
I crashed an Alfa 75 at over 100 MPH and only hurt my pride

The SSK
2nd Oct 2006, 07:38
The mind boggles! Lord King getting whirled around by one of our own....

Worse than that, it was Bob Ayling. I don't know which of us found the experience more distasteful.

Hirsutesme
2nd Oct 2006, 10:34
I have slept with 2 current cabinet members
(not on the same night)
I am blood brother to a russian mafia lord
I once had dinner with President Carter

Jerricho
2nd Oct 2006, 10:37
Do we eventually have to fess up to the lie?

It's only a lie if you get caught ;) :E

'Chuffer' Dandridge
2nd Oct 2006, 10:57
1) I've flown a Spitfire:ok:
2) I had sex with my mum's best friend:E
3) Her husband was an MP:yuk:

'Chuffer' Dandridge
2nd Oct 2006, 10:59
Jerricho,

Have you really posted 1,100,747 times?

Jerricho
2nd Oct 2006, 12:34
I've already told my lie............ ;)

4PON4PIN
2nd Oct 2006, 14:02
My feet don't smell
I don't fart in bed
I don't screw first night

Oops!!! forgot to include a little fib..... mind you on second thoughts...

Bluesteel705
2nd Oct 2006, 15:13
A:I got a disciplinary action at work for putting a 'comedian' who presented a well known snooker game show in a restraint position on the floor.

B:He gave me £500 the next day not to go to the press about it.

C:I once walked into a hotel room to be greeted by a naked well known glamour model famous for being friendly with a Blue Peter Presenter.
:E

BellEndBob
2nd Oct 2006, 15:28
I have made love to a bosses daughter, while he and his wife were still in the house.

I have ridden an elephant through the jungle in Thailand.

I have spoken to a ghost.

G-CPTN
2nd Oct 2006, 17:42
I have slept with 2 current cabinet members
http://www.labour.org.uk/membersofcabinet/
Margaret, and . . . ?

Ronald Jeremy
2nd Oct 2006, 18:13
I have made love to the world's most beautiful ladies.

I am anatomically blessed....thank you Lord !

A Gillette really is the best a man can get when you consider all of the alternatives :E

Ronnie

keep buying those DVD's folks, downloads are killing my pension.

mary_hinge
2nd Oct 2006, 18:33
http://www.labour.org.uk/membersofcabinet/
Margaret, and . . . ?

Who said they were female.:}

gorgeous spotter
2nd Oct 2006, 19:29
My feet don't smell
I don't fart in bed
I don't screw first night

Oops!!! forgot to include a little fib..... mind you on second thoughts...

Oh! LOL, the best one yet!!:D :ok:

Ace Rimmer
3rd Oct 2006, 07:34
I snogged a TV presenter who told me what not to wear:E
I've represented my country in sailing:ok:
I'm 107th in line for the throne:D

parabellum
6th Oct 2006, 11:05
1. Been to every major and sub continent except Antarctica.
2. Been around the World several times.
3. One of the best sexual experiences of my life was with a lady fifteen years my senior, (I was twenty two!).

Rosa
8th Oct 2006, 23:45
I slept in an eastern Europe arrest cell.
I beat up two Spanish robbers who tried to rob me.
I p**d right in front of more than one parliament building in Europe.

flying bizzie
9th Oct 2006, 03:16
I can play the bagpipes
I am 6'2"
I have blue eyes

Loose rivets
9th Oct 2006, 05:16
There are obviously those that understand the subtleties more than others!

No, still haven't got it...what subtleties?

Edit: Oh, no...wait a minute. It's so subtle that it can't be explained.

G-CPTN
9th Oct 2006, 05:23
I had a secret, and passionate 7year affair with someone that virtually all of you would know.
Danny?????
:E ;)
Close!!!
:confused:

Loose rivets
9th Oct 2006, 05:52
Noooooooo..........still don't get it. Anyway, wot you still doin' up?

G-CPTN
9th Oct 2006, 06:00
Anyway, wot you still doin' up?
I ask myself the same question! :ugh:

Oceanz
9th Oct 2006, 08:37
I was once deported from South Africa as a prohibited person
I was glad when the Broncos won this year
I did a CR shift dressed only in a green garbage bag & glitter

Binoculars
9th Oct 2006, 13:14
1. I had sex with three different members of the same family.

2. I had sex with a cutie who went on to be a Penthouse Pet.

3. I find those who use this thread as a way of advertising their presumed sexual magnetism utterly pathetic.