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milehigh2020
26th Sep 2006, 06:27
Quite Apt :}

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE::}

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Arm out the window
26th Sep 2006, 07:33
Here's a couple of subversive ones I just made up:

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
EVER FAT MONGREL DEN

A TOWN COUNCIL
LUNATIC ON COW

vapilot2004
26th Sep 2006, 08:32
I admit to using a computerised helper....

Brilliant Idea ! :)


Pprune Poster ~ 'Nest up proper"

Reptilian Oil ~ "Airline Pilot"

Management ~ "'Name tag men"

"Attention Passengers" ~ Ineptness or stagnate


Airbus Industries ~ "Ruins Absurdities"

The Boeing Company ~ "'Not cheap, big money"

BAC One Eleven ~ "'A Benevolence"

McDonnell Douglas ~ "'Condoms dull angel"


"Bush and Blair" ~ 'Brain bad lush

"According to one source" ~ Adore genius concoctor

"The French have done it again" ~ Innovate frighten headache

"I always do it that way" ~ Ahoy! Witty lads await

"My Neighbour is an Idiot" ~ Ha! Ingenious morbidity

"You Must be Mad" ~ 'Dummy to abuse

"G & T" ~ Dancing on it

and finally.......

Anagrams are funny ~ "'An' unmerry as a fang"


Oh well then finally after the fact:

"Aerodynamic slob" ~ B :mad: Americans

:D

blue up
26th Sep 2006, 08:39
Army Air Corps = Sorry, I am crap!

Gordon17
26th Sep 2006, 10:33
Perhaps not very topical, but.....

Virginia Bottomley (used to be a Conservative MP) is an anagram of.....

I'm an evil tory bigot

wasdale
26th Sep 2006, 10:48
Conifers = Fir cones:D

jayteeto
26th Sep 2006, 10:51
An old one...... Navigator = VaginaRot
Masturbate = A meat burst // Beat a strum
Tony Blair = Lying cheating git (close enough)
Cherie Blair = Bee rich liar
David Cameron = Random Advice

waldopepper42
26th Sep 2006, 11:09
"The Houses of Parliament":

"Top man here's a foul shite"

ORAC
26th Sep 2006, 11:22
Public relations - Crap, built on lies

Internet chat rooms - The morons interact

tubthumper
26th Sep 2006, 12:05
Orchestra: Carthorse.

Both large, ponderous things which will proceed at their own pace unless governed by a man waving a stick at them.


Richard Stilgoe's, not mine. What's he doing these days?

milehigh2020
26th Sep 2006, 12:49
Sports bra - Traps orbs

Cosmetic Surgery - "Yes, I correct mugs."

AcroChik
26th Sep 2006, 19:14
John Maynard Keynes ~ Naked arse my johnny.

Note: Keynes was gay.

reynoldsno1
26th Sep 2006, 21:41
honeymoon = oo! no hymen

Gingerbread Man
26th Sep 2006, 21:43
Richard Stilgoe's, not mine. What's he doing these days?

That's not an anagram at all.

handysnaks
26th Sep 2006, 21:44
I like these:)
handysnaks=................wait for it......shandykans:p

RaraAvis
26th Sep 2006, 23:49
new technical support guy - hot screwing up petulancy :ugh: :}

Atlas Shrugged
27th Sep 2006, 00:17
Panties = At Penis

Richo77
27th Sep 2006, 00:37
Ah yes, but if you spell panties in its original tongue (aramaic, i think) then you can utilise the silent H :uhoh: (Panthies) and come up with Penis Hat.

:ok:

Atlas Shrugged
27th Sep 2006, 00:42
Well, I'll be fecked !