View Full Version : vacancies at vigin nigeria

25th Sep 2006, 22:02
Is it just me?, or does that ad say "PILOT VACANCIES FOR VIGIN NIGERIA 737 FLEET"? Maybe it's supposed to be "Vogon Nigeria", then we really are in trouble....

25th Sep 2006, 22:09
Yep, it does say Vigin, and we would be in trouble if it was Vogon Nigeria
*Opens page to Vogon*

They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.


26th Sep 2006, 02:01
...so that would be BA Operations then would it???

26th Sep 2006, 02:03
....and given all the other stuff coming out of Nigeria presumably you get the job by sending details of your bank account whereupon you will receive the utmost fiduciary felicitations and your 30% share.

So now we know how Sir Richard makes his millions!!!

26th Sep 2006, 05:42
"resistance Is Useless!"

26th Sep 2006, 06:22
And remember: The working hours are good. But the working minutes...?! :\

29th Sep 2006, 15:04
A..HA ! They've changed it. The power of PPRuNe???