View Full Version : Red Bull's new drink: Legal Cocaine

20th Sep 2006, 23:48
Is it me, or do we really need another way to amp ourselves up? Especially with a drink that has 350% of the kick that redbull does?


I'm anxious to try this when it comes out :) Anyone else with me?

Buster Cherry
21st Sep 2006, 00:03
Yep, I`ll have some of that....:rolleyes:


21st Sep 2006, 00:05
Was there not a case in the States recently where some poor kid downed 3 cans of Red Bull before a basketball game and dropped dead from heart failure?

21st Sep 2006, 01:45
Hey that picture missed the most visible symptom "Centre of chest glowing bright red"

21st Sep 2006, 01:59
That 'crushing chest pain' can be in the abdomen instead. Sweats, nausea and vomiting, combined with stomach pain? I thought I'd accidentally poisoned myself at first. Anyway, it was time to head for the hospital. The nice gentleman with a hood and a scythe offered me a lift on his horse. His breath smells of peppermint. Ah, what a wonderful place is the world of hallucination... :)

If this new drink can take you there legally, I'm all for it.

21st Sep 2006, 09:26
Wait til some bright spark tries to snort it..:}

21st Sep 2006, 12:19
From that socialitelife article:

"A few guinea pigs tested the drink and reported mixed feelings"

If this drink can get small rodents to talk, it's got to be pretty amazing...

But I don't think it's actually from the same people as Red Bull so the title of the thread is a bit of a misnomer.

When's it coming over this side of the pond?

21st Sep 2006, 16:55
Sorry bout the title, I misread the article and thought it was by the makers of Red Bull... apparently it's being done by Redux, based out of Las Vegas.

"The company has received inquiries about selling Cocaine in Britain and throughout Europe. At the moment it is being sold only in the Los Angeles and New York metropolitan areas - mainly to teenagers. "

I've even tried searching Ebay for the stuff... nothing :(


21st Sep 2006, 17:15
Ah good, if it ever gets here it'll beat my usuall cocktail of a pack of pro plus and a few red bulls (keeps me wired on long journeys :} )

21st Sep 2006, 17:27

I used to get these same symptoms everytime I got near a woman and thought I had a chance at sex. Finally, figured out what was causing the symptoms.........................................it was the mace!

Another random thought: if Red Bull sponsors the Sea Vixen, wonder what the 350 x stronger folks will advertise with?