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Pan Pan Splash
20th Sep 2006, 14:28
European Terror Alert Status Update
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly"
to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

Mr Lexx
20th Sep 2006, 14:37
Jolly good :ok:

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http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?t=241205

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http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?t=243555

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Pan Pan Splash
20th Sep 2006, 14:48
Ooops.. Sorry x 5 !!!:O

PPS

chadwick
20th Sep 2006, 16:26
"A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Sums us up!

Excellent - whatever :ok:

Jerricho
20th Sep 2006, 20:13
Cheers Mr Lexx :ok:
You do good work mate.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
21st Sep 2006, 00:43
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
21st Sep 2006, 00:44
Perhaps that last post should have read:




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