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cameltrader
9th Sep 2006, 23:42
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

:D

MNBluestater
10th Sep 2006, 03:46
Another situation of moral relativism. Did the council err by inadvertently giving the man a message that this behavior is now ok ? Was the council unduly pressured by the owner ? Does the man know the consequences of mating with a goat ???:yuk::yuk::yuk:

Solid Rust Twotter
10th Sep 2006, 08:12
This is either a rehash of an earlier report or the folks living there have a serious problem with goat luuurrrve.:hmm:

MungoP
10th Sep 2006, 11:49
having spent a few months in that very unhealthy environment where the ladies are covered up and alcohol is forbidden I'm suprised that the man had to be forced to marry the goat... I would imagine that many of them would have to be prevented from marrying a goat...

Shrike200
10th Sep 2006, 12:11
Along similar lines, I take it most have seen the 'Iraqi Goat Luuurve!' video captured through a thermal imager, starring two men and an unfortunate goat? Yuk! But goes to show the lengths required in some places....

P.S. I loved the comment 'And these are the people we're here to save!' comment at the end of that one, as well as the 'An animal was harmed during the production of this video'!

reptile
10th Sep 2006, 16:25
Hope the ausies don't find out about this..........there would be a large scale exodus from down under to the upper nile province! :E :E :E :E :E :E :E

MungoP
10th Sep 2006, 16:27
Shrike200....
"The lengths required in some places.... " Oh dear Oh dear Shrike...

Shrike200
10th Sep 2006, 17:55
Ok, I didn't mean it like that! :eek: :eek: :sad:

Dan Air 87
10th Sep 2006, 19:14
OK the guy has married the goat. What happens when its over? Does he get to eat his bride?

james ozzie
10th Sep 2006, 19:45
But was the goat a looker???? Report did not say!

Jacobest
11th Sep 2006, 01:06
and this has to do with aviation how? lock it Jetdriver

barkingboris
11th Sep 2006, 05:07
Hi from Dubai.
We had a similar case a few months ago where a local was found shagging his camel....
End result ,he ended up in jail and the camel took a round in the skull as it it had been violated under islamic law.
By the same token most of the locals should be dead based on this sort of thing and they also cannot keep their hands off cousins and sisters.The end product of these couplings are wheeled around in wheelchairs drooling all over the place.
Truly a lovely bunch we have here....

B Sousa
11th Sep 2006, 13:49
Jacobest...Better yet. Dont look at it..........You should have control over your own computer.

reptile
11th Sep 2006, 17:01
Aaah, Bert.....wise words - as always!

Contains Nuts
12th Sep 2006, 21:35
Firstly reptile, its sheep that are shagged not goats. And yes Australia has the most sheep out of any country in the world but per capita the prize goes to the kiwis (New Zealanders my friend) So please feel free to stab at those low life rugby crazy bunch heck, I'll join in. But call me an animal ****** again and there'll be trouble!!

Good to see us kiwis and aussies dont take things to seriously:}

Solid Rust Twotter
12th Sep 2006, 21:50
You prefer soft vegetables, maybe...?;)

MercenaryAli
12th Sep 2006, 21:53
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

And this sorry excuse for a government permits just about anyone to claim asylum here, collect welfare and vote Labour. They then have the audacity to tell us all Diversity and Multiculturalism are just Wonderful :ugh:
mmmmmh! :=

reptile
13th Sep 2006, 06:10
But call me an animal ****** again and there'll be trouble!!

Point taken.....but lets just have a quick look at what I wrote:

Hope the ausies don't find out about this..........there would be a large scale exodus from down under to the upper nile province!

Don't see anything about animal *******- hell, I was refering to the liberal marriage laws in Sudan ;) .......But thanks for reaffirming the habits from Down Under:
...its sheep that are shagged not goats...

:ok: :ok: :ok:

BORN4THESKYS
13th Sep 2006, 06:26
Goats, camels, what the hell's going on!! I had a friend who worked in South Africa, and he said that in the remote regions he drove past on a few occasions and caught a few unsuspecting predators in the act with a goat. It seems to be quite a regular thing in some of the poorer parts of the world!

I propose setting up a charity that when aid is dished out, we also dish out free porno mags and a packets of Kleenex. If this can help this randy little buggers release some tension perhaps the goats can live in safetey, poor little blighters!!!!!!!!!!

Fliegenmong
13th Sep 2006, 06:51
Dan 87 wrote -

OK the guy has married the goat. What happens when its over? Does he get to eat his bride?

:E :E :E :E

Don't you?

Stratocaster
13th Sep 2006, 09:51
They married and lived happily for ever with their kids (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/Pan_Meyers.png).

napoleon
13th Sep 2006, 11:55
Would the Goat be one up or one down from a Coffee Moffie?