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colmac747
14th Aug 2006, 18:21
Wtf does it say?... (http://www.ahmadinejad.ir/)

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
اللهم عجل لوليك الفرج و اجعلنا من اعوانه و انصاره .

در ايامي كه اشرافيت شرافت بود وشهرنشيني كمال، در خانواده اي تهيدست در روستايي دورافتاده از توابع گرمسار متولد شدم.
از شهريور 1320 و سلطنت مستبدانه پهلوي دوم پانزده سال مي گذشت كه پدرم كام مرا با تربت سيدالشهدا باز كرد. از آنجا كه قرار بود شاه كوركورانه ايران را دروازه تمدن غرب كند، طرح هاي زيادي اجرا شده بود تا ايران به بازار مصرف ديگري براي كالاهاي تشريفاتي غرب تبديل شود بدون آنكه در زمينه علمي پيشرفتي داشته باشد. فرهنگ ايران اسلامي ما اجازه چنين هجمه اي را نمي داد و مانعي بر سر راه آمال شاه و اربابان بيگانه اش بود. از اين رو مي خواستند تا آرام آرام اين فرهنگ اصيل و مستحكم را كم رنگ كنند تا وابستگي اقتصادي، سياسي و فرهنگي ايران به غرب روز به روز بيشتر شود. در پي اجراي همين سياستها و رونق ظاهري شهرها، آن سالها سالهاي هجوم روستائيان به شهرها بود. پس از پياده سازي سياست اصلاحات ارضي وضع روستاها به مراتب بدتر از گذشته گرديد و روستائيان براي پيدا كردن لقمه اي نان فريب زرق و برق و ظاهر اغوا كننده شهرها را خوردند و شهرنشين يا به بيان دقيق تر "حاشيه نشين" شدند.
بر خانواده ما نيز در روستا بسيار سخت مي گذشت. با تولد من كه چهارمين فرزند خانواده بودم فشارها بيشتر شد...


نوشته شده توسط محمود احمدي نژاد در ساعت 04:12

:hmm: :confused:

Edit: It's in English too... :rolleyes:

G-CPTN
14th Aug 2006, 18:25
Woke up. Had a sh1t. etc etc . . . .

Ozzy
14th Aug 2006, 18:29
Developing his 1385/5/18
In the name of God, the most Merciful, the most Compassionate
O God your wheel for custodian the vulva and makes us makes us from his aids and his advocates his advocates.

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[nwshth] tightens him commendable moderation praises me [n]ژ[aad] hour revolves

That's what Systran (http://www.systranbox.com/systran/box)made of the first 150 words...:rolleyes:

Ozzy

colmac747
14th Aug 2006, 18:32
Sounds like a thick bugga. Unable to type properly or anyfink.

:E

handysnaks
14th Aug 2006, 18:41
Is this the chap who runs the Quickie Mart in The Simpsons???

Whirlygig
14th Aug 2006, 18:47
..and what you buy in a shop called "Quickie Mart"?

Cheers

Whirls

markflyer6580
14th Aug 2006, 19:30
Baby milk!:oh:

G-CPTN
14th Aug 2006, 20:02
Do they milk babies?

markflyer6580
14th Aug 2006, 20:38
Probably,there isn't much thats off limits to them!:eek:

Kalium Chloride
14th Aug 2006, 21:52
Anyone else find it ironic that his website has an 'American flag' button on it?

Haven't found a 'Hebrew' option yet. :suspect:

eastern wiseguy
14th Aug 2006, 22:06
Anyone else find it ironic that his website has an 'American flag' button on it?
Haven't found a 'Hebrew' option yet. :suspect:


Strictly speaking it seems to be a portion of Old Glory and a bit of what looks like a Cross of St George.....perhaps the other portions were burned?:rolleyes:

Rainboe
14th Aug 2006, 22:06
If you boil them down, it makes a sort of milk....except it's certainly not white, and it tastes like ordure. Imagine black pudding with more gristle (I can't believe people eat that stuff!)

con-pilot
15th Aug 2006, 00:32
Anyone else find it ironic that his website has an 'American flag' button on it?

It looks more like a combination US and UK flag.

Did you notice that can you add comments and ask questions?:ooh:

After a few more Scotchs I just may make a comment on his blog!:suspect:

bloggs99
15th Aug 2006, 13:14
How did you answer the reasonable (!!!!!) survey asking "Is the US and Israel trying to pull the triger to start world war 3"?

The survey is currently (and worryingly) showing 50/50!

colmac747
19th Aug 2006, 21:51
:hmm: Does he dye his hair?
http://server32.irna.com/filesystem/06/08/20/018401-10-01_f.jpg


...and if so, what a shallow man he is...

tony draper
19th Aug 2006, 22:01
Hes a short arsed little fecker as well,such people tend to belligerence.
:rolleyes:

nosefirsteverytime
19th Aug 2006, 23:14
Damn, I didn't know he was the man from Iran!

My computer's watched enough as it is without any intelligence services flagging my IP address and sending squads over.

Hang on, I need to swat a little red dot flickering about my foreh- YEAAAAOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Halfbaked_Boy
20th Aug 2006, 14:01
Those who fail to understand such writings may wish to try one of the language options at the top... :rolleyes:

Jack. :ok: