View Full Version : Gentlemen - you have been warned!

13th Aug 2006, 12:47
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target
unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now
available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in
large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of
Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often
succumb to desires to perform acts on horrific-looking women to whom they
would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken
with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,
often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life
savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship." It has been
reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to
entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and
punishment referred to as "Marriage." Apparently, men are much more
susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by
the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to
this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are Male
support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details
of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly
affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow

14th Aug 2006, 06:03
1st point: shere did you find beer was necessary for a woman to take control of any man..................when her voice, her eyes, her only sight makes us ready to follow her wherever she likes.

2nd point: I learned long ago that association of beer and "relationship" was a no-go, forbidden in any love-MEL.

Try harder Farrell.

14th Aug 2006, 08:20
Ahh, Grandpa a bit of a romantic I see.

I have found beer is a hobby and tis' great to find a lady who shares the same. I met one such lady twenty years ago, we're still together.

14th Aug 2006, 09:21

Will trawl further for something more amusing sir!


14th Aug 2006, 12:12
That would explain then why I have never gone to bed with an ugly women!:ok: :D :O

And also explain why I have woken up with a few!:uhoh: :( :yuk:

Problem is, this 'beer drug' now comes in all different soft drink flavours, and I even saw some being sold in a steak pie! We're doomed!:sad:

15th Aug 2006, 03:09

The main reasons that you and your bride are still together:

1. You drank the dowry.

2. Her father's shotgun is still loaded.