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Farrell
13th Aug 2006, 12:42
Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly

Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

All Dogs Go to Hell

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It

What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver

You Are Different and That's Bad

Pop Goes The Hamster, And Other Great Microwave Games

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

The Tickling Babysitter

Babar Meets the Taxidermist

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy's Purse

The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead

How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School

Barney: The Prison Years

G-ZUZZ
13th Aug 2006, 12:48
Did you write any of those yourself?

Sorry but I've never heard of any of them.

Mercenary Pilot
13th Aug 2006, 12:48
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/33500/33806geto.jpg

Coming to a cinema near you....soon.

But as they say, the book is much better (at least it would be if they published it). ;)

Farrell
13th Aug 2006, 12:51
Is it just me......or is G-ZUZZ sounding very reminiscent of "Send Clowns"?

G-ZUZZ
13th Aug 2006, 12:54
I've never heard of that one either but I will do a quick google and see what it's about.

handysnaks
13th Aug 2006, 14:36
They were all right but I prefered 'Your best friend's a stranger' and 'Chat rooms are your friend'