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G-CPTN
4th Aug 2006, 15:31
A masked gay burglar has been jailed after a victim recognised his mincing gait.
Lance Williams, dubbed 'the only gay in the village', raided the home of disabled Nigel Jones in Rhymney, south Wales.
He swiped gold jewellery, £400 cash and medication with two unknown accomplices.
Mr Jones had been forced face down on a sofa and stabbed in the back before the burglars fled.
But Williams was identified by his voice and particular walk, Cardiff Crown Court heard.
The 19-year-old from Merthyr Tydfil is openly gay

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1229758,00.html

colmac747
4th Aug 2006, 15:35
For a split second, i thought i read masked gay bugger:E

G-CPTN
4th Aug 2006, 15:49
That too, probably.

tilewood
4th Aug 2006, 16:17
A masked gay man with a mincing gait?!! Perhaps he was going
to one of Elton's fancy dress parties, and went to the wrong house!! :p

Foss
4th Aug 2006, 16:19
Did he break and enter through the rear of the owners property?
Did he have the bare faced cheeks to commit this assault in daylight?
Was he well 'ard?
Was he caught with his pants down?
Although he's gay, does he now want to go straight?
Answers, people, answers.
Fos
I'll get me coat, it's alright

tilewood
4th Aug 2006, 18:22
" Mr Jones was forced face down on the sofa and 'stabbed in the back'........"

Well I think that says it all!! ;)

Flying Lawyer
4th Aug 2006, 20:56
Mr Jones is probably thankful it stopped at that.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
5th Aug 2006, 03:40
A gay burglar ... in Rhymney:}



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