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CWL2YOW
1st Aug 2006, 18:35
From AskMen.com (http://ca.askmen.com/fashion/travel_100/137b_travel_tips.html).

My favourite line is the introduction to the piece, "Below are a few strict rules that must be observed while on a plane. There is no grey area, no wiggle room. If I had my way, any infraction to the following guidelines would result in immediate expulsion from the plane, airport and possibly, the country."

Flying would be a far more enjoyable experience if people followed these wise words.

G-ZUZZ
1st Aug 2006, 18:38
Never wear dirty underwear or jocks with a hole in them, just in case you need to be identified later on.

allan907
2nd Aug 2006, 02:28
If you are travelling with young children be aware that the rest of the world is not as enamoured with them as you are - KEEP THE FECKERS UNDER CONTROL AT ALL TIMES

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
2nd Aug 2006, 02:55
Don't breast feed :*

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BlueDiamond
2nd Aug 2006, 03:56
You like to hear a squalling hungry baby?? :confused: :confused: :confused:

G-CPTN
2nd Aug 2006, 13:14
Don't breast feed :*

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Unless you are prepared to 'share' . . . . :E

AcroChik
2nd Aug 2006, 13:22
And, in order to save yourself the acute embarrassment of fatal fashion faux pas, remember to stow your fake designer luggage in the overhead bin or under your seat.

G-CPTN
2nd Aug 2006, 13:28
Just as runners stoke-up on carbohydrates, make sure you stoke-up on pulses before you fly. The changes in cabin pressure will ensure that you can release excess internal pressure easily. Curry is a good alternative.

Mr Pax
2nd Aug 2006, 18:58
Never complain if the passenger in the seat in front of you (who might just be me) wants to fully recline his seat to get a bit of shut eye on a long haul night flight!:* (Meal times excepted)

MP

ExSimGuy
2nd Aug 2006, 19:18
Especially if the meal run is under way and I want to use my tray-table to eat my meal :mad:

ATN
2nd Aug 2006, 20:22
Carrefully learn to use the controls of your seat.
Courtesy of GL

ATN
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