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1st Aug 2006, 18:35
From AskMen.com (http://ca.askmen.com/fashion/travel_100/137b_travel_tips.html).

My favourite line is the introduction to the piece, "Below are a few strict rules that must be observed while on a plane. There is no grey area, no wiggle room. If I had my way, any infraction to the following guidelines would result in immediate expulsion from the plane, airport and possibly, the country."

Flying would be a far more enjoyable experience if people followed these wise words.

1st Aug 2006, 18:38
Never wear dirty underwear or jocks with a hole in them, just in case you need to be identified later on.

2nd Aug 2006, 02:28
If you are travelling with young children be aware that the rest of the world is not as enamoured with them as you are - KEEP THE FECKERS UNDER CONTROL AT ALL TIMES

2nd Aug 2006, 02:55
Don't breast feed :*



2nd Aug 2006, 03:56
You like to hear a squalling hungry baby?? :confused: :confused: :confused:

2nd Aug 2006, 13:14
Don't breast feed :*


Unless you are prepared to 'share' . . . . :E

2nd Aug 2006, 13:22
And, in order to save yourself the acute embarrassment of fatal fashion faux pas, remember to stow your fake designer luggage in the overhead bin or under your seat.

2nd Aug 2006, 13:28
Just as runners stoke-up on carbohydrates, make sure you stoke-up on pulses before you fly. The changes in cabin pressure will ensure that you can release excess internal pressure easily. Curry is a good alternative.

Mr Pax
2nd Aug 2006, 18:58
Never complain if the passenger in the seat in front of you (who might just be me) wants to fully recline his seat to get a bit of shut eye on a long haul night flight!:* (Meal times excepted)


2nd Aug 2006, 19:18
Especially if the meal run is under way and I want to use my tray-table to eat my meal :mad:

2nd Aug 2006, 20:22
Carrefully learn to use the controls of your seat.
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