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rotated
24th Jul 2006, 14:05
I have heard that the competition at the Miss Universe contests is killer, but I had no idea... Here Miss Indonesia prepares to eliminate Miss Japan :eek: :} :ok:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b170/rotated/missu.jpg

BlueDiamond
24th Jul 2006, 14:09
Or as the Japanese man said as he prepared to commit seppuku, "I'll show you who's got guts."

Yeah, yeah ... coat, door ...

rotated
24th Jul 2006, 14:18
You really slice me up, Bluey :8 :) :ok:

djk
24th Jul 2006, 14:25
Miss Japan was quite cute, although I liked Miss Switzerland better.

BlueDiamond
24th Jul 2006, 14:27
You got the point then, Rotty. :) :cool: :ok:

rotated
24th Jul 2006, 14:30
djk, you DOG, way to go, bro :ok: :} :E

I didn't even get to meet 'em...:{

djk
24th Jul 2006, 14:31
djk, you DOG, way to go, bro :ok: :} :E
I didn't even get to meet 'em...:{

Didn't get to meet them either, but it was the only program that was halfway interesting last night. Miss Ireland had the biggest pair of jugs I'd seen on a beauty contestant

Swimsuit photo (http://www.printroom.com/ViewFoundPhoto.asp?shopperid=WNTFHPTBS88V9MPB0GJMGCPJH8V64VB 0&userid=missusa&group_id=2&gallery_id=440804&image_id=5&stype=0&sword=%22Miss+Ireland%22+AND+%22swimsuit%22+OR+%22bathing%22 )

Capt.KAOS
24th Jul 2006, 14:43
Don't mess with the mamasan!

http://content.missuniverse.com/mainevent/images/JP-costume.jpg

rotated
24th Jul 2006, 14:51
Don't mess with the mamasan!

Yeah, she's been giving Mrs. R lessons... :hmm: :eek: :cool:

Capt. Queeg
24th Jul 2006, 22:34
\ Here Miss Indonesia prepares to eliminate Miss Japan :eek: :} :ok:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b170/rotated/missu.jpg

That's the blade they cut the gonads off Miss Thailand with prior to competition....

tony draper
24th Jul 2006, 22:39
Both of em way to skinny for me,why don't they build proper women shaped women now.:rolleyes:
Rubinesque is the word one is searching for one thinks.

G-CPTN
24th Jul 2006, 22:42
Like Sophie Dahl.

SmilingKnifed
24th Jul 2006, 23:13
Maybe a couple of years ago. She also looks emaciated now.








Still would though:E

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
24th Jul 2006, 23:38
Miss Ireland had the biggest pair of jugs I'd seen on a beauty contestant
you're kidding right? MY tits are bigger than hers







:hmm:

G-CPTN
24th Jul 2006, 23:46
?
http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars2/sarah-missireland-02.jpg
She WAS, apparently Miss Ireland 2006.

Howard Hughes
25th Jul 2006, 01:26
Sleep with Donald Trump?

Surely nobody wants to win that bad do they?:hmm:

BelfastChild
30th Jul 2006, 01:29
http://image38.webshots.com/38/7/5/14/2380705140078213098XLPpjJ_ph.jpg (http://community.webshots.com/photo/yahoo/552285376/2380705140078213098XLPpjJ#)

getting in shape for next year? :E

mocoman
30th Jul 2006, 02:05
Rubinesque is the word one is searching for one thinks

Rubenesque one would venture to suggest;

Peter Paul Rubens being the artist bestowed with that name who had a similarly rotund appreciation of beauty during the early 17th century...:)

:ok:

G-CPTN
30th Jul 2006, 02:23
Whilst Titian was mixing rose madder, his model posed nude on a ladder. Her position suggested coition to Titian, so he climbed up the ladder and 'ad her.

mocoman
30th Jul 2006, 03:06
:ok: badoom-tsch....

Nice darts Sir....:D

Whilst Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model posed nude on a ladder.
Her position suggested coition to Titian,
So he climbed up the ladder and 'ad her.

tubthumper
30th Jul 2006, 15:34
I wanted to paint a nude lady once, but she wouldn't let me....


....she said the paintbrush tickled too much.


...hat....smock....door...