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ORAC
24th Jul 2006, 06:59
Veni, Vidi, Velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Veni, Vidi, Video - I came, I saw, I watched a Movie.
Veni, Vidi, VaVaVoom - I came, I saw, I watched a football match.
Veni, Vidi, Vader - I came, I saw, I found my dad.
Veni, Vidi, Vectra - I came, I saw, I bought a car.
Veni, Vidi, Vista - I came, I saw, I took in the sights.
Veni, Vide, Vesta - I came, I saw, I rode a scooter.
Veni, Vidi, Vulcan - I came, I saw, I found it most illogical....

Howard Hughes
24th Jul 2006, 07:16
Vene, Vidi, Vene - I came, I saw, I err... came again...;)
Vene, Vidi, Virus - I came, I saw, I shoulda used a condom...
Vene, Vidi, Vote - I came, I saw, shite four more years of George Dubya...
Vene, Vidi, Vogue - I came, I saw, I struck a pose...
Vene, Vidi, Viking -I came, I saw, I raped and pillaged...

ORAC
24th Jul 2006, 07:37
Veni, vidi, vacuo - I came, I saw and, its like, you know, wow!!

Howard Hughes
24th Jul 2006, 07:55
Vene, Vidi, Virgin - I came, I saw, I struck out...
Vene, Vidi, Virgin - I came, I saw, I had to pay for my bloody sandwich!
Vene, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I charged it...
Vene, Vide, Vertigo - I came, I saw, I think I am gonna be sick...
Vene, Vidi, Vacation - I came, I saw, I got the T-shirt...
Vene, Vidi, Vaseline - I came, I saw, I dont have a sore...
Vene, Vidi, VAT - I came, I saw, it cost me an extra 12.5%...

Thats enough from me someone else have ago...:ok:

Arm out the window
24th Jul 2006, 07:59
Veni, vidi, VB - I came, I saw, I got pissed
Veni, vidi, viagra - I came, I saw, I came
Veni, vidi, vocoder - I came, I saw, I sang like the Buggles

Howard Hughes
24th Jul 2006, 08:03
Vene, Vidi, Video killed the radio star - I came, I saw, I sang like Arm out the window...;)

Veni, vidi, viagra - I came, I saw, I came
Shouldn't that be: I came, I saw, I didn't come again for about 2 hours?
I love this game...:ok:

Evening Star
24th Jul 2006, 08:05
Veni, Vidi, Velocipede - I came, I saw, I got on my bike

Arm out the window
24th Jul 2006, 08:10
Hee hee - good one, ORAC.

Veni, vidi, Vicki Pollard - I came, I saw, I didn't do nothing because yeah but no but yeah but...

ORAC
24th Jul 2006, 08:21
veni, vidi, vandal - I came, I saw, I smashed it.

Veni, vide, victor - I came, I saw, there was this big bright flash....

Veni, vide, vogon - I came, I saw, I took the bypass...

Howard Hughes
24th Jul 2006, 08:24
Vene, Vidi, Vampire - I came, I saw, I bit your neck...

BombayDuck
24th Jul 2006, 08:28
And some with an international flavour....

Veni, Vidi, Vista - I came, I saw, I got the latest insecure OS ;)
Veni, Vidi, Vela - I came, I saw, I had nothing to do (Vela = slang for jobless in Hindi)
Veni, Vidi, Verizon - I came, I saw, I called
Veni, Vidi, Viraat - I came, I saw, I carried some Harriers and some Sea Kings. Can also be Veni, Vidi, Vikrant....
Veni, Vidi, Vilas - I came, I saw, I won a grand slam

blue up
24th Jul 2006, 08:33
Vene, Vidi, V.D.

I came, I saw, I caught the clap.

ORAC
24th Jul 2006, 08:38
Veni, vide, virago - I came, I saw JerichoŽs MIL..... :ooh:

Veni, vide, vibrato - I came, I saw, she came.....

Howard Hughes
24th Jul 2006, 08:38
And some with an international flavour....
Vene, Vidi, Vancouver - I came, I saw, I got lost looking for Jerricho...;)

PS: You must have beaten me by seconds ORAC!!

Groundgripper
24th Jul 2006, 11:26
Veni, vidi, Vodafone - I came, I saw, I told all my friends about it

Veni, vidi, vol-au-vent - I came, I saw, I had the buffet

Veni, vidi, vindaloo - I came, I saw, I've got the sore @rse to prove it

GG

BombayDuck
24th Jul 2006, 11:48
Veni, Vidi, Versace

I came, I saw, I looked ridiculously ugly in the latest 'fashion'

...and one for the Brits:

Veni, Vidi, Vicky

I came, I saw, I flew to somewhere sandy for a tour...

ORAC
24th Jul 2006, 12:07
Veni, vidi, varicose - I came, I saw, my legs are killing me....

Veni, vidi, virtu - I came, I saw, I told her dad IŽd have her home by 10.

Veni, vide, vice - I lied..... :E

jimgriff
24th Jul 2006, 12:12
Veni, Vidi, Van Goch: I came, I saw, I cut my ear off in disgust!

Lon More
24th Jul 2006, 12:54
Pedantic mode on:
Veni, vidi, vesta, I came I saw, I had a curry
Veni, vidi. vespa. I came, I saw, I rode a motor scooter

rotated
24th Jul 2006, 14:21
Veni, vidi, vamos-- I came, I saw, I left ;)

allan907
24th Jul 2006, 15:44
Veni, vidi, varoom - I came, I saw, I watched Top Gear
veni, vidi, vacance - I came, I saw, I'm off to France for me hols
veni, vidi, vacherin - I came, I saw, Do you want cheese with that?
veni, vidi, vade mecum - I came, I saw, And I' ve got all the answers

Flash2001
24th Jul 2006, 15:53
Veni, Vidi, Victum sum - I came, I saw, I was conquered


After an excellent landing you can use the airplane again!

Capt.KAOS
24th Jul 2006, 15:56
veni, vidi, vino - I came, I saw, I had a glass of wine
veni, vidi, vege - I came, I saw, I ate some vegetarian
veni, vidi, volo in domum redire - I came, I saw, I wanna go home

Tricky Woo
24th Jul 2006, 17:05
"Vidi, vidi, vidi." - Hong Kong whore after the 6th fleet came avisiting.

TW

Pan Pan Splash
24th Jul 2006, 17:11
Veni Vidi Vera's - I came, I saw and I chilled right to de core man..;)

Veni Vidi Vorsprung Durch Technic - I came, I saw, I need to be more individual.:p

lanciaspezzata
24th Jul 2006, 21:16
Veni, vidi, virgate..........I came, I saw, I thought "Why waste it?"

Capt. Queeg
24th Jul 2006, 23:09
Veni, Vidi, Vichy - They came, They saw, I collaborated.

UniFoxOs
25th Jul 2006, 08:55
Veni, Vidi, Verbose, Well me and my army went to Gaul and we got on some boats and crossed the channel and be beat the hell out of the British and captured the whole country (except for the bl00dy Picts, we had to build a wall to keep them out - they are a real pain in the rectum and I bet they still will be in - oh say two thousand years time).

ORAC
25th Jul 2006, 08:59
Veni, vidi, valium - I came, I saw, I got some shuteye...

Lon More
25th Jul 2006, 11:52
Veni, vidi, da Vinci - I came, I saw, I read Don Brown's book
Veni, vidi, vinegar strokes - I came, I saw, Ooooh yeeees!
Veni, vidi vinaigrette - I came, I saw, I had the salad
Veni, vidi violin - I came, I saw I went on the fiddle
Veni, vidi, viridescent - I came, I saw, I turned green with envy
Veni, vidi, vitiare - I came, I saw, I lowered the tone
Veni, vidi, Vivaldi - I came, I saw, I realised it'll soon be autumn
Veni, vidi, Vlissingen - I came, I saw, I pulled the chain

reminder to self, time to get a life

c-bert
25th Jul 2006, 12:35
In deference to the great Terry Pratchett:

Veni, vermini, vomui - I came, got ratted and threw up;
Visi, veneri, vamoosi - I visited, caught an embarrasing disease, and ran away.

MoateAir
25th Jul 2006, 13:25
Vidi - Veni - Voyeur... :O

PerArdua
25th Jul 2006, 13:32
Veni Veni Veni - Obviously a women!!

PA

The SSK
25th Jul 2006, 13:51
Veni Vidi Vinny

I came, I saw, I kicked the sh1t out of their striker

UniFoxOs
25th Jul 2006, 15:21
Veni, Vidi, Veracity - I came, I saw, Honest I did!!

UniFoxOs
26th Jul 2006, 08:48
Veni, Vidi, Velocity - I came, I saw, I got a speeding ticket. Bl00dy cameras!

Tricky Woo
26th Jul 2006, 09:38
"Vidi, vidi, vidi." - Roman lumberjack.

TW

UniFoxOs
26th Jul 2006, 12:00
Veni, Vidi, Vellum, Vest - I came, I saw, I've read the book and got the T-shirt.

keyboard flier
26th Jul 2006, 13:04
Veni, Vidi, Violence - I came, I saw, I kicked ass

UniFoxOs
26th Jul 2006, 15:47
Veni, Vidi, Verrugon - I came, I saw, I corn-cured??

Buster Cherry
26th Jul 2006, 16:24
Veni, Vidi, Vulvar.......Veni :E

SOPS
26th Jul 2006, 17:31
Veni Vidi V1..I came I saw I stopped