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Dave_Jackson
20th Jul 2006, 03:02
"The overall airplane lift-to-drag ratio can be 10 to 30, depending on the configuration, whereas the maximum a helicopter can do is 4 to 6." ~ Prouty, Rotor & Wing Jan 99
The efficiency of a propeller is around 80%. I.e. 20% of the engine's power is lost as the propeller provides forward motion to the airplane and energy to the wing for lift.
The efficiency of a transmission is about 95%.

This means that an airplane is 200% to 600% more efficient than a helicopter.
This means that an elevator is 25% more efficient than an airplane.
This means that an elevator is 250% to 900% more efficient than a helicopter.


No longer is this true.

Introducing the world's newest air vehicle ~ The Erection
Our motto is ' If you build it they will come.'

The Erection consists of two wings, which are filled with hydrogen, and a fuselage. Two cables are the only means of connecting the three parts together.
http://www.unicopter.com/Temporary/Winch.gif
When a cable is slack the connected wing will pitch up to vertical and quickly ascend.
When the cable is under tension the wing will pitch down to an angle for gliding descent.
A winch in the fuselage has two drums that each have a cable to one of the wings.

Before takeoff both winches pay out all of their cable.
They then wind the cable in, which raises the fuselage and drags down both wings.
When the cables are partially wound in, one winch will continue to reel-in its cable, while the other winch pays-out its cable and its wing ascends.
The winches then alternate in the winding in and paying-out of their cables.
The aircraft flys forward.


And now to do the very difficult Reverse-Houdini. Get back into my straight jacket. :8

22clipper
20th Jul 2006, 03:27
...and for emergencies there is a bucket provided for the pilot to lift himself up in!

Efirmovich
20th Jul 2006, 07:21
Poor Man !

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Brian Abraham
20th Jul 2006, 10:50
I get it
Most pilots are slack so it'll quickly ascend.
To get them down show them their pay check, thus causing tension.
Got it.
No I didnt - the pay check that is. Does that mean I'll be up here forever?

AusWhirlyBusDriver
20th Jul 2006, 11:07
My Aerody is a little on the rusty side, but the way I see it, your theory is somewhat flawed.....
Please correct me if I am wrong, but won't the increase in thrust from the upper blade create additioanal tension down below, therefore leading to slack flapback, ultimately having the net effect of a decreased erection? Please, please tell me it isn't so!

AWBD

Robbo Jock
20th Jul 2006, 11:08
You could just attach the end of each cable to a foot and go 'walking in the air'.

Head Turner
20th Jul 2006, 12:53
Dave, thanks for the warning that time spent in aviation is brain damaging. Well documented here. Those little wiggy wormy things will rise up and gobble you up!

slowrotor
20th Jul 2006, 18:34
Helium is rather expensive and hydrogen is a bit of a challenge as well.
How about a hot air balloon shaped more like a glider. The craft would ascend to 5000ft then glide down and forward several miles then repeat as needed to the destination.

Hmmm, this might actually work.

Dave_Jackson
20th Jul 2006, 19:46
How about a hot air balloon?
Hmmm, this might actually work.http://www.unicopter.com/Party.gif

rotorque
21st Jul 2006, 05:12
The 'ERECTION'....

V - Very
I - Ingenious
A - Anti
G - Gravity
R - Rising
A - Aircraft

Actually Dave, the critical bit is where the cables will be attached to the wing... You may need the attachment point to be able to shift forward and aft when loaded and unloaded as the centre of pressure will have to change to allow the wing to pivot.

Scary thing is that I can actually see some bloke in this contraption with a pellet gun and an arm chair..... seen shortly thereafter on myth busters.

Gaseous
21st Jul 2006, 06:41
Quote
"seen shortly thereafter on myth busters."

or eBay.:uhoh:

belly tank
21st Jul 2006, 11:20
ROTORQUE!
Luv the response mate:ok: ..well done:D
and if all else fails with the Erection!.....my missus just ate three ice creams...i can lend you the paddle pop sticks:{

Dave_Jackson
21st Jul 2006, 16:51
rotorque,

You and slowrotor came up with good points.
Everyone else made fun of the idea. :{

Here is a thank you gift, so that you may continue to rise above the others.

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