View Full Version : Lottery winner....The git!

Chesty Morgan
4th Jun 2006, 01:05
One person has won today's 18,000,000 jackpot. :mad: :{

What's the first thing a Prooner would do with that kind of cash??

4th Jun 2006, 01:15
A couple here won $17.9 million last week. They flew to Sydney to "get over the shock". She bought a pair of shoes and a handbag, in a very nice shop, having been disappointed with the offerings in K-mart.

4th Jun 2006, 01:33
The woman who won 120,000,000 on the euro millions took a trip a few miles down the road to Cork to celebrate! ROCK AND ROLL!

If I'd won it I take my friends on the next flight to New York for a celebration and make my way home the long way round!

4th Jun 2006, 01:59
Pay off the overdraft/credit card debts!

Little Lady
4th Jun 2006, 02:03
Employ the services of the local MEC for Pest erradication :E :E to start with

4th Jun 2006, 03:51
I'd buy new friends...

4th Jun 2006, 05:31
90% I'd spend on booze, fast women and even faster cars. The rest I'd waste..... :}

4th Jun 2006, 05:33
Laugh my ass off

jack red
4th Jun 2006, 06:13
Purchase the Company I work for and sack the CEO and accountant !

4th Jun 2006, 06:22
Buy ORAC a new personal title :E :E

And Beags as well.

4th Jun 2006, 06:37
Buy PPRuNe...... and ....everyone a nifty new title........

Then have Jerricho organize a bash in the middle of the park, with lots of chairs and free beer for all !!

Lance Murdoch
4th Jun 2006, 08:48
1- Pay off my debts

2- Invest wisely to ensure that Id have a safe after tax income of £50000 pa index linked.

3- I quite like the look of the Pagani Zonda:O

Paris Dakar
4th Jun 2006, 08:55
Then have Jerricho organize a bash in the middle of the park, with lots of chairs and free beer for all !!

Excellent idea!

After I'd finished partying at the 'PPRuNe Park Bash' I'd come home and employ a bloke (or woman) full-time to stand outside the office where I worked, to laugh out loud at all those who passed through the doors :E

4th Jun 2006, 09:11
This is starting to sound like a challenge ;)

4th Jun 2006, 10:12
I pretty much carried on as normal :ok:

gas path
4th Jun 2006, 10:23
I'd stuff it in me wallet with the other loose change:hmm:

4th Jun 2006, 10:28
One of the problems associated with winning so much money is the plethora of begging letters.

Personally, if I won that much I would still keep sending them out.


4th Jun 2006, 11:55
Put it all in one big, neat stack in a vault, and take a photy of it. $14.95
Of course, pay off every debt. $18 500 oughta do it.
House or two near to home church. Current values $180 000.
Then transfer the rest to a tax-free haven in Belize, or the Caymans, organize a 5-7% CPI stipend. $750 000 to $1m p/a is manageable.
Take my son everywhere on business class, during the school hols, picking him up from his mum's place in private limo.
Then I'll think about what's next.

Other than that, haven't much of a clue.

4th Jun 2006, 12:06
I'd buy pprune with 1 million.

Prune priorities:

Kick off Onan forever!
Promote Jerricho to sole mod of jetblast with a prescribed mandate for the new Reign and pay him to keep him loyal.
Ban prudes, wowsers and west aussies
Ban anyone who complains about the war.
Ban use of the phrase "Discuss....." :rolleyes:
Ban anyone who criticises the veracity of Draper's posts, inaccurate as they may or may not be
Offer cash prizes for most hilarious anti-cat posts.
Start a stickied "Nude Photos of Everyone" thread. Bannings for anyone who posts a fat photo...
Invite Onan back...
Kick off Onan forever..... again!

4th Jun 2006, 12:29
Buy a sheep farm in the Shetlands.
Mess around with a tractor. Persuade girlfriend it's not that cold. Buy sheep. (or clouds with feet)
Sheep all die. Buy more sheep. Sheep all die. Give up.

Buy a yacht and sail off, hopefully not bumping into anything on the way out of the harbour. And head for the southern ocean and almost certain death.

Anyway, I would have forgotten my PIN number and wouldn't be able to get at the effing money. :ugh:


4th Jun 2006, 12:45
Leave work
Give my mam a kidney she needs
Pay off all my debts
Get a fast track divorce
Invest a whole load for my kids
Buy that big 7 bedroom house with an indoor pool
Give money to Cats protection and Lab rescue
See my friends right.... they know who they are!

Hmmm. haven't checked my numbers yet..................................

4th Jun 2006, 12:57

Please stop sending the begging leters you cant have any of it spend your own;)

EC Does It
4th Jun 2006, 18:29
I won the lottery when I met my wife. Wouldn't change a thing.

4th Jun 2006, 18:48
First thing would be to pay someone to type up my resignation letter from my dictation, on a roll of woodchip wallpaper. Then I'd have it tightly rolled up and "delivered" with a large pot of Vaseline to my employer. :E

Actually, don't want to waste money - make that a small pot.

6th Jun 2006, 01:43
Had a friend win a little under a million. Mr. Winner goes ballistic with how many sheep he can buy and fences he can fix and build a new shearing shed. The Winner says 'feck that', slips him a share (which covered some of the mortgage) and bolted.

Remember what the wise men said:

Money can't buy friends,

No, but you get a better class of enemy...

6th Jun 2006, 04:28
Scrubby...............don't go changing.

6th Jun 2006, 07:54
I'd Buy the company I work for and Sack the op's director.

7th Jun 2006, 06:07
Get my Dad out of the North Tees Hospital and take proper care of him...

Flip Flop Flyer
7th Jun 2006, 07:47
Sadly, no lottery win will ever be big enough for me to buy the company I work for, so I'll just have to resign. Trust fund for my daughters education, whichever education she takes a fancy to. Take well care of mom and dad. Take my old and real friends for the holiday of their life. Find a worthy charity, buy it, and work for the greater glory of mankind.

Get a nice house somewhere warm, a nice apartment somewhere where there's mountains and snow and a posh penthouse in my home town. Couple of flash cars. A SR22 with all the bells and whistles. An X-Yacht of decent size. And then spend the rest on fast women :ok:

(I haven't checked my numbers either)

7th Jun 2006, 08:26
Charter an aircraft and dispatch Blair, Brown, Prescott and the rest
of the wasters to the depths of downtown Bagdad and leave them there....

...........stark naked!!!

7th Jun 2006, 09:16
"Honey, pack your bags; I won the lottery."

"Great! Should I pack beach stuff, or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter, just get the Hell out."

(Pinched from another thread)

7th Jun 2006, 10:39
Buy a Sea Fury and employ a personal QFI to bring my skill up to the standard so I could safely fly said beast. I'd keep the rest to spend on fuel - it's the sound of freedom ....

I have my eye on this one. (http://www.controller.com/listings/forsale/detail.asp?PID=255216&OHID=1098484&guid=5E1130A8D0934E3F982F14861F725D42)

Gingerbread Man
7th Jun 2006, 12:24
I just found out that it wasn't me.... again :( .

If I had won that much, I would have sighed heavily, knowing that I still couldn't afford an F-15.

Ginger ;)

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