EK: VP Capt America and CPA

[Charlie Murdoch]

Sources in HR are cackling around the bar about VP Brian's jockeying for the Chief Pilot's seat.

Well...he may get treated like a VP, but he won't be getting treated like a CPA...

[Muttley Crew]

Well he's certainly put the effort in........

[Yossarian]

Perhaps having schizophrenia will help with the job....

[Andu]

I'd love to see a readout of his psych profile when he does one for the promotion.

....but then again, I imagine he'd have to do TWO tests, wouldn't he?

FO's who've flown with him since his Tartan 'outing' tell me he's the thinnest man they've ever met... under the incredibly thick skin he's wearing. Totally and completely unabashed, apparently.

He sounds like a shoo-in for top management to me.