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The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 19:42
Now I'm pretty easy going.
Some things really get on my t*ts, but that's pretty normal. It affects us all; pilots, engineers, air traffic controllers, dispatchers, cabin crew, wannabees. Something will always cheese us off.
But the 1 single thing which doesn't get on my t*ts at all is the smart ar*e anal retentive: "BEEN POSTED BEFORE" - normally in the largest possible font and in a LOUD colour. It does, however, fascinate me: how much time to youhave spend on here to NB that soemthing has been posted before and, of course, who gives a toss???
So it begs the question; as this is the PROFESSIONAL i.e. one gets paid, PILOTS i.e one has a licence, ATPL or frozen ATPL these days, exactly what is the criteria for inclusion within the hallowed walls.
Me? I'm just a humble 737 Captain, TRI, LTC but (holds head in shame ) I get paid!! Ergo I consider myself professional:confused:
So, where do y'all fit in the scheme of things?
PPL, Owner of MS Flt Sim, booked a ticket once, can spell airplane / aeroplane, saw one once, just a loud mouth?
acbus1 is exempt answering cos I know him and Scroggs can't answer for the same reason.
Oh and ....nah. We know who we are!
So wanna 'fess up?
And public profiles change and aren't always updated....before anyone tries that 1!!!!

tall and tasty
17th Apr 2006, 19:49
I'm just a humble girl who got the itch at the age of 4 when my nursary teacher told us stories about the airport.

I was told at 16 woman don't fly fast jets, forget it love and I had to cos it was true.

I went to the airport after 12 years of doing my bit to save the animal species of this world to be hooked for ever with it sitting under my skin.

I only have 20 mins in a piper under my belt and if I could would go for the dream, but other commitments get in the way until they are 18 and then I will learn to do it and fly that tornado or F16 just once to say I turned and burned:E

TnT

Ps I have been told I talk far to much though but I am a girl and allowed to do that!:p

timmcat
17th Apr 2006, 19:51
Never in nearly five years of being here have I pretended to be anything other than a simple pax with an interest in the biz and civil aviation in general.

Made loads of friends though, and never been made to feel unwelcome.

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 19:53
Women are exempt the question as they provide a moderating influence....................and common sense in the face of stupidity.

panda-k-bear
17th Apr 2006, 19:54
I get to run evaluations of Mr. Boeing and Mr. Airbus' products, sometimes Mr. Embraer and Mr. Bombardier as well, so that some of you nice people can fly some of those nice flying things from time to time. I don't fly, medically not allowed, at least in the pointy end (except for the odd line aircraft in the jumpseat and the odd tech eval of those aircraft in a competition at the time). I'm not a pilot but am a professional (i.e. have a degree in aerospace engineering) and more on the engineering side - in my previous existence and use those skills in my current existence. So yep, I can throw my two pennyworth in when it suits....

tony draper
17th Apr 2006, 19:59
Dunno how I ended up here, one thing fer certain, yer wudden get me up in one of they bloody airyplane thingies.
:rolleyes:

The Desert Ferret
17th Apr 2006, 19:59
I am a wannabe pilot - which means I am not a pilot.

Sackcloth and ashes...no I think not.

Any of you jocks think you can keep up with me on a snowboard then respect is due - otherwise stop the willy waving - f*** up on a 'board the tree will kill you. F*** up on an aircraft then you've got square miles of air to recover.

I am 36, I am f***ing fast and probably better than you.

x

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:00
Hold on.

Just a cotton pickin' minute.

Professional is an adjective: the noun (plural) is PILOTS.

Now whilst I am content to accept the opinion of engineers on matters engineering, I'm sure that there must be somewhere an Engineers forum where you can all share engineering secrets.

I just did a search, using the facility provided here.

All I found is that that the loud mouths here: I'm right, you're wrong, you aren't in the clique, haven't made 1 single post in the TECHNICAL forums.

Thus, and excuse me if I'm wrong, all mouth, pas de credibility!!!

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:02
TDF

Then head off to the snowboarding forum!!!!

DOH!!!!!!!!

AerBabe
17th Apr 2006, 20:02
I'm a pilot, but I don't fly professionally. I do work in the industry though...

ExSimGuy
17th Apr 2006, 20:03
"It's Been Posted Before" - yes, maybe I missed it,nmaybe it was posted in 1998 and I don't remember it. ("I've searched all the threads on PPRuNe for the last 10 years, and it has been posted before" Get a life! :mad: )

Professional - I used to earn a living, first building and then maintaining flight sims that the bloody pilots kept breaking - usually before a night shift when all we really wanted to do was to "get out heads down"! And also keeping the reservations computers running, that book the SLF to pay the pilots' wages :E

Pilots - Had a great morning a few years ago when I was able to afford to get someone to take me up in a C152, to prove to myself that aircraft really do fly above 10 feet altitude:ok:

Rumours - I like to hear them but I don't start them :eek:

News - PPRuNe is the best source of aviation - and other news, and a great substitute for the TV (which I have given up as it's not as entertaining as PPRuNe ;) )

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:03
TD is excused.
He's from the North East.

ex_matelot
17th Apr 2006, 20:03
Likewise Mr Ferret,

If ever the situation arises where technical tactical knowledge on the noble game of ''uckers'' is required then..Im yer man.

All well and good being able tp land a 737 on one engine in ifr but just try getting out of a 6 bit mixyblob after 10 pints of stella!!

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:04
Ex SimGuy...good on ya.

You have a sensible grasp on things.

Aerbabe......women are exempt this on the grounds of higher intelligence.

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:06
All I found is that that the loud mouths here: I'm right, you're wrong, you aren't in the clique, haven't made 1 single post in the TECHNICAL forums.

Oh, this could get good. You wanna put some names to that :E

G-CPTN
17th Apr 2006, 20:07
All I found is that that the loud mouths here: I'm right, you're wrong, you aren't in the clique, haven't made 1 single post in the TECHNICAL forums.
That would be a busman's holiday though.

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:07
Well do a search on Tech Log and use........let me guess?????

Starts with J ends with Oh dear no posts!!!!

Solid Rust Twotter
17th Apr 2006, 20:08
I'm just here for the Mornington Crescent.:uhoh:

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:10
And another thing ......................................

What does baby oil have to do with a Professional Pilots Rumour Forum????

tall and tasty
17th Apr 2006, 20:12
women are exempt this on the grounds of higher intelligence.oh but I don't fit that description I was told I was as thick as two planks!!

But I would like to say in a few short minutes I have not laughed so hard at some of the brillant comments here. Made my evening and I was supposed to be doing aerobics :p

TnT

ps What does baby oilwell if you would really like to know it is very good at keeping the metal things in the kitchen smudge free and useful to keep your skin soft at a high altitude;)

ExSimGuy
17th Apr 2006, 20:14
I'm just a humble girl who got the itch at the age of 4 when my nursary teacher told us stories about the airport.

"Humble girl" - :}

I was told at 16 woman don't fly fast jets, forget it love and I had to cos it was true.

Ask McD - Fast jets, big "military iron", and now DC-10 (unless she's upgraded recently)

I only have 20 mins in a piper under my belt and if I could would go for the dream, but other commitments get in the way until they are 18 and then I will learn to do it and fly that tornado or F16 just once to say I turned and burned:E

Like me - only a "baby aeroplane", but they are fun anyway (and FAR more "skippy" than the "heavies" - as I learned to my dismay!)

TnT

Ps I have been told I talk far to much though but I am a girl and allowed to do that!:p

Yep, gotta be nice to the girls - they are, after all, girls, where would we be without them - richer?:=

Bluddyell - it's raining in Audi Sarabia - in mid-April!!!!!!! Must be "global warming"

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:15
Miss L,

Aerobics....you missed out the a and the t.

Love and Kisses,

cos you are exempt the rant, being as you are female,

TRSS

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:16
Starts with J ends with Oh dear no posts!!!!

You pointing at me?

tall and tasty
17th Apr 2006, 20:18
Aerobics....you missed out the a and the t.humble apologise I did not pay any attention in English class :p well actually typing too fast on a small keyboard:O

TnT

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:19
J,

If the bullsh*t fits ...........wear it:)

Search Tech Log...Result Nul Points!!

Go on...redeem yourself......explain to us all the lift formula!!

Or the drag formula.......nothing tricky....but

you can't use the internet.....

try it from memory!!!!

ExSimGuy
17th Apr 2006, 20:22
This has to be the fastest replicating thread on JB (or anywhere else) at the moment - "keep 'em coming"!

(I'll try to keep up!)

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:24
Come on J, you and Onan and Colmac!!
The loudmouths!!! No licence......big gob...ZERO credibility!!
Explain...!!!
Clue.
Half Rho V2S
Sorry y'all think rho is something you do in boats:)

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:27
OK who changed the title of the thread????????

Oh dear, did we hit a nerve??????

I'm a moderator and I don't like to be asked to stand up and be counted?????

Own up.

The Desert Ferret
17th Apr 2006, 20:29
Real Slim Shady...

Isn't there something you want to tell us about?

PPRUNE is populated by thinly disguised fools of the form: 'I'm great because of x,y,z therefore intend to laud myself at the expense of others etc ad finitum' hoping others will respond sympathetically to my threads and reinforce my self-opinion.

My hypotheses...

- You were bullied at school.
- You are still a virgin.
- You have no friends.
- All three.

When you want to take up a dangerous pastime and wave your willy - give me a call buddy.

df

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:29
Slim, you really are making a fool of yourself.

Why don't you come over to the ATC forum......I would gladly discuss the finer points of an SRA. :rolleyes:

tart1
17th Apr 2006, 20:30
What does baby oil have to do with a Professional Pilots Rumour Forum????
Haven't you read the 'Baby Oil' thread yet then?

It was illuminating. :p

ExSimGuy
17th Apr 2006, 20:30
quote=The Real Slim Shady

Go on...redeem yourself......explain to us all the lift formula!!

Um? - if the wingy things slope up to the front, and is sort of curved, the air-stuff gets all compressed below and pushes the aeroplane-thingy upwards, as long as it's going forwards at enough speed

Or the drag formula.......nothing tricky....but

If the air gets all shoved-together in front of the wing-thingies, or in front of the tubular bit that houses the drivers and passengers, the engines have to push harder to make it go forwards at a decent speed (see need for forward speed above)

you can't use the internet.....

You forgot the propellor wossname thingy - it's there to keep the pilot cool- if it stops going round and around, the pilot really breaks into a sweat

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:33
It affects us all; pilots, engineers, air traffic controllers, dispatchers..............

Last time I checked I actually have TWO licences.

Slim, STFU.

AerBabe
17th Apr 2006, 20:35
I've got three. Nurrrrrr. :p

(Well ... two and a Certificate of Competence. :D )

ExSimGuy
17th Apr 2006, 20:35
Um? - if the wingy things slope up to the front, and is sort of curved, the air-stuff gets all compressed below and pushes the aeroplane-thingy upwards, as long as it's going forwards at enough speed
And I forgot to mention - he slopey-upwards wing also causes a partial-missing of the air above the wing-thingy, which I'm told gives even more lift that the compressed air underneath - it's magic!

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:37
Let me respond in order of priority.

Tart 1 aka F. I did, but it took a lot of finding,nevertheless I was humbled, and is there a particular brand.

DTF

I checked you out. Credibility Zero..Volume ..20. Do not pass go.

Jerricho...finer points of an SRA???? Do me a favour...last resort..no I lie that was an ACR 7. Been there, seen it, done it, PAR,SRA,ACR 7, TAC let down, got the T shirt, thanks. Stick your SRA, I'll do it in LNAV with the twin GPS, twin IRS and twin FMC in my Boeing thank you.

Ex sim Guy....correct!!

Gold Star!

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:37
@AerBabe

Well, well, I've got umm, two licences from......ummm......like different countries, and...........ahhhh......I.....I......my dad's bigger than yours and, and.........

:p

Hey Slim. Why the agro mate? You feeling a little inadequate today?

PPRuNe Radar
17th Apr 2006, 20:38
Jerricho, I am not sure the specialist sensors deployed on PPRuNe let sim pilots in to the ATC Forum .... but maybe Slim can slip through ;)

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:40
But Jerricho
You just TALK about it.
You cant DO it.
All mouth...no lift vector:)

The Desert Ferret
17th Apr 2006, 20:41
So you are still a virgin then?

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:42
I like the part where Slim talks pilot talk and stuff.

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:42
Oh Jeez,

PPrune radar you crack me up!!!

Sim pilot???


Sorry let me pick myself off the floor???


Go on...be a devil.....you wild Mod........give me some aerodynamics.

Formaula for a max rate turn??

Even a clue would be good!

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:44
Formaula for a max rate turn??
Even a clue would be good!

Doesn't Max have something to do with Formula 1 Grand Prix?

This is good though. I'm guessing Slim's therapist instructed Slim, who must have been feeling a little vulnerable today, to come onto the interweb and start anonymously picking a fight.

Congrats Slim, you win :rolleyes:

Capt.KAOS
17th Apr 2006, 20:46
You have a silly nick for a 737 Captain, TRI, LTC who gets paid, Slim. Expect that from a 12 year kid witch acne. And Dre's mums house as location...gimme a break. Are you a wannabee rapper?

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:47
Now

PPrune radar..the MOD...all bow


must have changed the title of the thread because no one else can.

Am I right??? Or wrong??

Ergo...freedom of speech doesnt actually exist here.

European Human Rights Act????


Have my human rights been infringed??

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:47
Kaos, it's coz he's like dope and stuff yo!

Betchya he gets his FO to call him "homey" or "My nizzle" and his jet "his pimped ride".

Human rights infringement? Dunno about that, but this is effin funny stuff.

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:48
Capt K
Sussed.
I retire.

ex_matelot
17th Apr 2006, 20:49
Just a question but,,

Say if I spend a few hours on airliners.net,learn a few V speeds and summat about bernoulli,can I start a thread also demanding people show their credentials within the pointy end capacity?

Reminds me of the 'numbers checks' when first joined the mob...

"im senior to you-I joined a week before"-by a new entrant!

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:49
Oh jeez Jerricho

you crack me me up!!

Please send address for lawsuit;)

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:49
Awww, come on Slim

I'm just beginning to like you.

con-pilot
17th Apr 2006, 20:50
I'll do with the myself with the twin GPS, twin IRS and twin FMC in my Boeing thank you.

Twin! I thought you flew a real airplane.:p

All a real pilot ever needs is a "Rand McNally" road map, a piece of string and a ADF to fly anywhere.

Me? Heck, I use to fly Boeing 727s solo. Had a Coke machine in the right seat and a stick with a bit gum on the end to run the FE panel.:E

The Desert Ferret
17th Apr 2006, 20:51
I'm a bit of a novice at Jet Blast but in my little experience on here I have been able to ascertain those who are worthy of respect (though not necessarily affection) and those that are just sad jackasses who see this terrific forum as a vehicle for boosting their self-belief (in-spite of their poor access to a real life - and friends).

Have you got anything worthy/amusing/intelligent/interesting to say?

Lets have it...

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:52
Please send address for lawsuit;)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Address it to "Chris"

timmcat
17th Apr 2006, 20:54
I want some of what he's on.

Actually, maybe not.

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:55
Shhhhhhhh Timm, he'll start on you next.

Eliason
17th Apr 2006, 20:56
I want to post in this fast-growing thread as well! :D

Well -max rate turn? Standard rate for slow aircraft would be as far as I remember:
Airspeed/10 + Airspeed/20 = Bank angle

May I post now on the board, Real Slim Shady? Please??? :oh:

BTW - I guess you missed the subtitle of this forum:
Topics that don't fit the other forums. Chill out with a joke or get stuck in a heated debate. Stay out if you are faint hearted and always blame the Americans/French/British
:}

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 20:59
Stick than in your shady and smoke it.

The Desert Ferret
17th Apr 2006, 20:59
He's gone awful quiet the friendless one.

When did you last get laid big feller?

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 20:59
Eliason

You're from Austria.

Doesn't say Austrians does it???

When we want you start another war we'll call you....Got It??

Max V

Max AOB

ExSimGuy
17th Apr 2006, 21:00
Come on Guys - So far this thread has been a good hoot.

RSS - If you really are a Virgin, I'll volunteer to assist - unless you're a "male Virgin (blue) pilot"!

Keep it rollin' - this could beat Mornington Cresent"! What JB needs!!! :E

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 21:00
Max V?

Don't they do makeup and have that coke head Kate Moss on their adverts?

No wait......that rimmer or something.

Eliason
17th Apr 2006, 21:04
Real Slim Shady
You are right - it says:
always blame the Americans/French/British
So don't blame me! I'm none of the above! Follow the SOPs! :p

And by the way - I do count me to the professional pilot group - as I get paid for flying around as well :ok:

ex_matelot
17th Apr 2006, 21:05
Thats why Kate moss was so angry,

Cos Max Facked her:ok:

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 21:05
Right !!
That's it.

Bloody Jerri whoss name...

Takin' the mike again.


Max V.......cretin.

Never been there.

Now all you wannabees **** off and let me and J fight this out. man to girl.

The Desert Ferret
17th Apr 2006, 21:07
Woah - STOP!

RSS is definitely a virgin who was bullied at school.

Don't lay into him - he needs help - any PPRUNERS out there willing to shag RSS and help him conquor his insecurity?

df

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 21:07
Right Slim.......who do you think you are.

There are some very nice people on this board. Who give a sh*t if they have aviation licences or not. Some may have held them, some may have come oh so close but not quite achieved the level of competence required and go on to play vital roles behind the scenes, having had their dreams stolen form them. The aviation family is more than just 3 and 4 Bars up the front.

I think you owe quite a few people round here an apology.

ex_matelot
17th Apr 2006, 21:09
Waheey!!

Lets play aviation 'top trumps'

I'll see your 35 hours C-152 and raise you....

V2+15 and my opinion on the cost effectivness of the A380!!:ok:

con-pilot
17th Apr 2006, 21:09
You a girl Slim, well, could have fooled me.:p


All right now you guys, leave Slim alone.

I am sure he is just like me. I never took a flying lesson, just walked out to the airport one day, jumped into the left seat of a 727 and never looked back.;)

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 21:15
Nice people? Nice People?????
You call yourself aviation professionals??
Oh I bought a ticket on BA / AA/VS I know what I'm talking about?
Ha.
Muppets.
Take the Ryanair approach...."how much did you pay for your ticket? F8ck Off"
Oh Con Pilot...just out of San Quentin? Or Care in the Community?
Jeez, another Muppet. V2 + 10. ZERO street cred ex matelot. Crashed and burned.
NEXT ASSHOLE!!

PPRuNe Radar
17th Apr 2006, 21:16
Formaula for a max rate turn??

Is that like 'formulae' ?? Which specific one did you want ?

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 21:16
Come on Slim.

I've got 16 hours in a 152 circuit bashing. Makes me a pilot don't it? I nearly pranged it on my first solo, but managed not to.

ExSimGuy
17th Apr 2006, 21:16
TRSS, Are you getting an ID00 (or ID90) to come to the Gatbash? This could be really interesting - especially after a couple (or10) PINTS :E

The Desert Ferret
17th Apr 2006, 21:20
We're all friends here RSS.

Tell us about your problem - we'll be sympathetic and helpful.

A member of my staff suffers attention deficit disorder syndrome - I'm sure I can help you.

df

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 21:20
Aahh. PPRuNe Radar

Go Ahead Punk...make my day....this here's an equation!!

Isnt it nice to have absolute power....it corrupts absolutely!!

TDF

I wouldn't share my grocery list with you.

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 21:25
But Slim I is also a pilot just like you!!!! My instructor done told me so.

We are brothers in aviation.

A call to all other brothers and sisters out there!! Let me hear your voices.

con-pilot
17th Apr 2006, 21:26
Oh Con Pilot...just out of San Quentin? Or Care in the Community?

Work release program.:p :ok:

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 21:27
"We are one........but we are many.........."

ex_matelot
17th Apr 2006, 21:29
We are brothers in aviation.

Ah, but which faction?

Lets declare aviation war on those who do not accept the true magnificence of the left hand seat:ok:

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 21:29
Right.

Jerr is a controller. All he knows is a bloody blip.No people.Just a light on his screen.

That's we are.

Just blips!!

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 21:32
But Slim, what about all them hours I put in in that wee Cessna? I was pilot in command........I'm just like you damn it. Why won't you admit that.

flyblue
17th Apr 2006, 21:33
He's a gem, our Slim :ok:

timmcat
17th Apr 2006, 21:33
Beause he's a trolling knobber Jezz.

Uh oh - ones post might just get modded...

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 21:39
But we all had to start somewhere.

Young Slim, don't you remember that first time you grasped the stick and muttered those words "I have control". Betchya you were a little scared, a little anxious and a lot excited. Not everyone round here has experienced that feeling yet. And a far smaller percentage will go on to experience what you have in your big shiny jet with 2 GPS, RNAV, INS, ILS, ABC and XYZ. Yet they should have a voice as well. Please Slim, let them have their say.

SixDelta
17th Apr 2006, 21:39
Jeez what a phenomenal waste of good webspace!

And i just wasted 5 minutes reading it :(

Yawning at the wannabe rapper now.....:zzz:

;)

PPRuNe Radar
17th Apr 2006, 21:41
Sadly (for my bank account), the aircraft I pilot (on my pilots licence) is one I own. :)

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 21:41
No Delta, Timm....you must all help me to make him see.

We should all stand proud, and sing with one voice..........

Solid Rust Twotter
17th Apr 2006, 21:48
Am I the only one who can see the bait twitching...?:E

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 21:49
Chaps, Chapesses

Thanks.

I'm just to off chat with that most delightful of creatures to arrange an evening at the theatre. And yes, she is female. thank you. Good night

And she ......shhhh Pprunes.

We have a life!!

ex_matelot
17th Apr 2006, 21:50
Dollis Hill

Solid Rust Twotter
17th Apr 2006, 21:51
Shazbat!:{

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 21:52
Am I the only one who can see the bait twitching...?:E

You think? ;)

ComJam
17th Apr 2006, 21:54
He's not seriously trying to pretend he's married is he?! I've rarely seen anyone so in need of good BJ!
:D

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 22:00
Why's that mate? You offering? :E

AerBabe
17th Apr 2006, 22:02
He's not seriously trying to pretend he's married is he?! I've rarely seen anyone so in need of good BJ!
:D
Finger troubles? Surely you meant JB...

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 22:05
STOP.

She is a lady.

Perfect lady.

The most delightful lady.

Now chaps, I can do with having you dig at me, but say a word against her, F, and I will hunt you down.

And buy you a ticket so you have to sit behind me!!!

BE SCARED

SixDelta
17th Apr 2006, 22:19
Now he wants us behind him!!

;)

Jerricho
17th Apr 2006, 22:20
Ahhhh, BJ has many meanings.

Capt.KAOS
17th Apr 2006, 22:33
A BBBJ? What a about a Blow Start?

The Real Slim Shady
17th Apr 2006, 23:11
Ladies, Gentlemen

Thank You.

J and TRSS.

The world tour.

Dates to be announced.

Good night.

May your God go with you :)

Richo77
18th Apr 2006, 05:04
Issues??? you think?.

Lets see, someone who is getting completely off their trolley about people pretending to be something they are not? and yet their screen name is a blatant ripoff and the address "Dre's Mom's house"? Man id like to see what Dre would leave of you if he ever found out who you are.

How bout, Practice what you preach NOT TRSS?

Now me, im no pilot. I enjoy flying but only as a pax, have always lived near the airport and love watching planes. I know a pilot or two and they introduce me to Pprune.

According to you NOT TRSS, i should leave with tail twixt legs. Let's see... NAAAH.

This lady friend of yours, 2 legs or 4? im guessing the latter.

R

Jerricho
18th Apr 2006, 05:17
Slim.......we've got a live one mate!!!!

Solid Rust Twotter
18th Apr 2006, 06:01
This lady friend of yours, 2 legs or 4? im guessing the latter.

Slim.......we've got a live one mate!!!!

Aaahh, OK! Ozmates. Now I understand...:E










Where's Jerricho's Sheep when you need her?:}

Richo77
18th Apr 2006, 06:13
Naah just bored.... hyuck hyuck

Blacksheep
18th Apr 2006, 07:56
Aw Sh*t! Not this old coconut again! :}

No Pilot but an Aviation Professional fully qualified to take the piss out of pilots.

Blacksheep holds AME Type Rated Avionics Licences on HS748, VC10, B707 and B737 issued by three different states plus NTRL with Paragraph 14 avionics approvals on B747, B757, B767, F50 and F100. Limited design approval signatory. Military Spec Quals on Vulcan B1 and B2 bombers, VC10, Belfast freighters and the Gnome engine fuel control computer (Q-AHW-PE). 43 years aircraft maintenance certification experience altogether, plus an apprenticeship and two years unlicenced/unapproved. I do know a little bit about aeroplanes, but now I'm doing IT.

RiskyRossco
18th Apr 2006, 08:16
Surely four-legged? There are laws about dating outside his species . . .
:rolleyes: :hmm:

jon s gull
18th Apr 2006, 09:15
I is a agri.... agric.... ag pilot

Ifly but not very high or far.

If Im a good boy the nice lady gives me money

To fly push on the little stick with the righ no left hand and pull on the big stick. She goes up tiddly up up. Pull on the little stick with the hand i said before and push on the Big stick, she goes down diddly down down.

Try to miss the hard bits

If you dont recognise where you are circle round till you do

Oh by the way if you pull too hard on the big stick sometimes it goes all funny and she goes downn diddly down in stead of up tidddly up.

Edited for spelling by jons mum

strafer
18th Apr 2006, 09:23
Formaula for a max rate turn?? Ooh! I know this one!

First, even though you're a slaphead (and I think we all know RSS is) grow your hair long at the sides.

Then stick out your arse, point your chin forwards, walk on your heels and with a smart swivel, turn back on your left heel while rotating your right leg at the knee.

Or was that a Max Wall turn?

Ghostie31
18th Apr 2006, 09:39
Any body else worried that Slim actually flys people around?
Not sure i'd want 50% wannabe at the controls when im off on holly bob!
:uhoh:

btw, im UAS, probably doesnt qualify me as a pilot though. :ugh:

The Real Slim Shady
18th Apr 2006, 10:17
And Jerricho did say "Slim.......we've got a live one mate!!!!"


The J and TRSS SHow????

Never been wound up???

Dont worry Ghostie the others will explain;)

Ghostie31
18th Apr 2006, 10:56
Explain what? :confused:

Jerricho
18th Apr 2006, 15:36
Any body else worried that Slim actually flys people around?
Not sure i'd want 50% wannabe at the controls when im off on holly bob!

You think that's scary? You should see him ride a unicycle.

Hollybob? WTF?

The Real Slim Shady
18th Apr 2006, 15:56
Jerricho,
Now I thought that was our little secret!!!
Last time I get lashed with you and leave you to organise the transport home!!;)

Jerricho
18th Apr 2006, 16:01
Next time, don't take the bloody seat off it.

Wrong Slimmy, very very wrong.

colmac747
18th Apr 2006, 17:20
LOL! What's all this then?

Come on J, you and Onan and Colmac!! I feel honoured to be mentioned in such a sentence. Great stuff:ok: :{

Anyway, for your information, i'm not a pilot, i don't work within an airfield/airport. The nearest thing to aviation for moi, is tuning knobs on my airband scanner'/shortwave radio! 'Tis a hobby, y'see?

I do regrettably inform you that my full-time job is a postman:{ ,and a bloody good one too:)

One does trust this fills your morbid curiosity into peoples lives?!:E

GearDown&Locked
18th Apr 2006, 17:50
Mine sure is bigger than yours...

Once there was a gipsy trying to sell his donkey in a country fair. Our friend TRSS went by and asked how much was the donkey. The gipsy said: 100.000 Euros (aah go get your currency converters!). TRSS was astonished... its impossible! no donkey is worth that amount of cash. "Its a very smart donkey, he laughs and he cries too". "that I gotta see" "sure... for only 30 Euros". TRSS gave the gipsy the 30 Eurs. The gipsy went to the donkey, whispered something in his ear and the donkey started rolling on the ground laughing out loud :) "feckin amazing!" said TRSS. "I can make him cry too... for only 30 Euros". Fast enough TRSS gave the gipsy another 30 Euros. The gipsy got back to the donkey, and the poor animal started crying like there was no tomorrow. "Awsome! now tell me what you told the donkey to make him laugh and cry" "sure... for a mere 40 euros". TRSS gave 50. "well" said the gipsy "for starters I told him that mine is bigger than yours, and he laughed" "and to make him cry?" "I've shown it to him".:E

GD&L

Jerricho
18th Apr 2006, 20:00
Slim was taking a nice walk along side a river one day. As he had consumed a few cleansing ales with his lunch, he decided he needed to urinate. As there was nobody else around, he started urinating in the river.

Suddenly, John Holmes walked up beside him and began urinating as well.

John turned to Slim and said "Hmmm, that water's mighty cold!"

Slim replied "And deep............."

The Real Slim Shady
18th Apr 2006, 20:57
Sorry guys, I have to tell you that I don't have a big one.

colmac747
18th Apr 2006, 21:06
So!

I suspect TRSS is approx 10 years old. This is, of course, when he's acting mature...

:p

The Real Slim Shady
18th Apr 2006, 21:10
It's a MONSTER:\ :\ :\

colmac747
18th Apr 2006, 21:19
Is it conceivable that MONSTER is an acronym of something? I wonder:confused:

Let's think..

M= Mad
O= Officially
N= Now
S= S..

:zzz:

The Real Slim Shady
18th Apr 2006, 21:53
Dont worry colmac, it wont actually matter soon............according to a close family member of yours. OOPS;) ;) ;)