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16th Apr 2006, 10:22
Study (http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm)

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."


Buster Hyman
16th Apr 2006, 10:24
...and of that group, what was the incidence of infectiuos diseases & AIDS???:hmm:

16th Apr 2006, 10:50
Well, I guess that having to brush their teeth with a hair brush would ultimately save them money in toothbrushes.

tall and tasty
16th Apr 2006, 10:50
Well I was always told it was a good source of protein for a veggie :}

Now I know why my mother told me to swallow anything put in my mouth and not to spit it out it was not polite.

But if it supposed to protect aganist Breast Cancer, than any excuse I guess and it must be good for you:p


16th Apr 2006, 11:21
Who was it who said "If God were a woman semen would taste of chocolate"?

16th Apr 2006, 11:25
How do you get on the research team?:cool:

16th Apr 2006, 11:29
There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

I find that very hard to believe ;)

16th Apr 2006, 12:35
Bit hard to swallow eh blu
H :E

Lon More
16th Apr 2006, 13:00
but am also excited
Not exactly a detached scientist then:\

16th Apr 2006, 13:05
Bit of a blow to the feminazi camp, as it were.

16th Apr 2006, 13:16
So does the bloke do the breast exam for lumps before or afterwards?

16th Apr 2006, 14:00
Dunno......I don't always produce lumps, though.

Capt. Queeg
16th Apr 2006, 14:05
By that logic giving the lady a necklace as a gift should reduce throat cancer.

Everyone's a winner... :ok:

The real question is how to reduce bowel cancer... :ooh:

16th Apr 2006, 14:17
I fall between two stools on that one.

16th Apr 2006, 15:43
Is that why merchant seamen and prisoners have a very low
incidence of breast cancer?!! :p

16th Apr 2006, 16:06
Come again?

16th Apr 2006, 16:12

16th Apr 2006, 18:19
Sorry to be a killjoy but the report is a spoof. Have a look at the URL, it isn't a genuine CNN one and you can also go over to Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/) and type 'felliatio' into its search facility to see the myth comprehensively shattered.

Shame really.

By the way, what is the big thing about swallowing? I personally couldn't give a monkeys what happens to the stuff once it has left my body:confused:

16th Apr 2006, 18:23
Anybody know where I can buy a plastic mac?!!:p

16th Apr 2006, 18:28
Don't let her do it if she's got hiccoughs! (hiccups, if yer not edurkated)

16th Apr 2006, 18:45
I asked an old girlfriend once if she would felate me...she laughed out loud: "Felate you? You've got more chance of me sucking your c**k!"
From Llamedos, she was...

16th Apr 2006, 21:01
By the way, what is the big thing about swallowing? I personally couldn't give a monkeys what happens to the stuff once it has left my body

I can't believe a man wrote that!!

(Are you sure you are a man Balix??) :}

16th Apr 2006, 21:28
Yeah, new man, that's me :ok:

Well, I wouldn't swallow the stuff so why should I expect anyone else? I bet it tastes 'orrible. :yuk:

Takan Inchovit
16th Apr 2006, 21:52
Now thats a bit hard to swallow.
I prefer the old fashioned rituals ...

"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as
possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired
husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do
for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try
to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to
apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be
shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of
intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your
marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels
that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by
your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to
stimulate intimacy.
Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being
mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's.
When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is
encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you
may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual
practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by
remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly
asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night time face
and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise
shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his
morning cup of tea ready when he awakes."

16th Apr 2006, 22:03
Cup of tea? You'll be lucky!!

Lon More
16th Apr 2006, 23:09
Takan, just showed that to her indoors, with a request for toast and marmalade in the morning. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week

Takan Inchovit
16th Apr 2006, 23:12
Sorry guys, I didn't think the bit about the cup of tea was so risque'.

16th Apr 2006, 23:20
The thing I like about being fellated is the silence.

Lon More
17th Apr 2006, 02:15
"If you were a gentleman you wouldn't make me do this."
"If you were a lady you wouldn't talk with your mouth full."

Can't get to sleep on the couch so back on the PC

17th Apr 2006, 03:50
Describe the worst blow job you've ever had.....


17th Apr 2006, 04:02
I'm a bit afraid of the incoming man's colon cancer study!

Buster Hyman
17th Apr 2006, 08:36
By the way, what is the big thing about swallowing? I personally couldn't give a monkeys what happens to the stuff once it has left my body

...I wonder if Boris Becker thought that....:confused:

Tight Slot
17th Apr 2006, 19:23
or that Dwight York. As the joke goes, "whats the difference between Dwight York and Israel?" "Israel knew when to pull out of Jordan"

I thank you...