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colmac747
15th Apr 2006, 22:18
...it must be to have stuff like this posted on it: *
http://i17.ebayimg.com/03/i/06/b5/1a/8d_1_b.JPG
Link: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WOW-SUPRISE-TIN-OF-FOOD-WHAT-COULD-IT-BE-BEANS-ETC_W0QQitemZ9508412421QQcategoryZ37558QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem# ebayphotohosting
.
And the spelling/grammar has to be a piss-take too..
.

WOW A SURPRISE TIN. WHAT POSIBLEY COULD BE IN SIDE OF IT. THE LABLE IS MISSING THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO OPEN IT. COULD IT BE A TIN OF PEACHES OR A TIN OF MY MUMS MARROWFAT PROCESSED PEAS OR EVEN SOME CHICKEN SOUP. WHY NOT BID AND SURPRISE ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND SEEN WHAT A GREAT MEAL WE COULD HAVE.

Not even a feckin question mark!



* I only wanted to purchase some lovely Pacific prawns:hmm:

Jerricho
15th Apr 2006, 22:43
Wouldn't it be cool if it was a can of genuine "Whoop-ass"...................and that's the bottom line 'cause Jerricho says so.

AnEviltwinEr
15th Apr 2006, 22:51
I find this hillarious.

*I MAKE A 1000 PW ON EBAY BUT I DON'T SELL ANYTHING* (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/I-MAKE-A-1000-PW-ON-EBAY-BUT-I-DONT-SELL-ANYTHING_W0QQitemZ9507907413QQcategoryZ47103QQrdZ1QQcmdZView Item)

What a joke.

Buster Hyman
15th Apr 2006, 23:58
Maybe its tinpis....

tobzalp
16th Apr 2006, 07:35
Nice Cans.

AerBabe
16th Apr 2006, 09:25
Not quite as dire as the chap selling a used teabag. :rolleyes:

steinycans
16th Apr 2006, 09:37
Can there be anything more desperate than selling a used teabag on ebay? It'd be pretty tinny if anyone actually made an offer.

colmac747
16th Apr 2006, 09:39
anything more desperate

A used condom?


:}

Solid Rust Twotter
16th Apr 2006, 10:08
Split colostomy bag?

steinycans
16th Apr 2006, 11:27
a cost-share colostomy bag?

Lon More
16th Apr 2006, 13:02
Can there be anything more desperate
Dubbya's brain?

Gingerbread Man
16th Apr 2006, 13:11
I believe someone once sold an X Box box on Ebay, for the price of the console itself. It had disclaimers and everything - I thought it rather amusing :} .

Ginger ;)

frostbite
16th Apr 2006, 13:17
The 'Air Guitar' that got a lot of bids takes some beating!

spittingimage
16th Apr 2006, 16:03
... and you will regularly find postage stamp booklets for sale clearly declared to have no stamps therein !!

AnEviltwinEr
16th Apr 2006, 16:06
Heard that someone sold an AIRCRAFT-CARRIER trough Ebay.

Jerricho
16th Apr 2006, 16:26
Bloody good buy that was :ok:

colmac747
16th Apr 2006, 16:50
Yep, i'm lead to believe Jerr paid the princely sum of $4 for it...

http://faculty.haas.berkeley.edu/arose/011805b.jpg


nice kit:E

jammydonut
16th Apr 2006, 17:03
Gum chewed by Angelina Jolie made $2000.00

colmac747
16th Apr 2006, 17:05
And there's this one too:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/21/ebay_peerage.gif

:p

flynverted
16th Apr 2006, 17:14
How about Dehydrated Water? :confused: :ugh:
http://cgi.ebay.com/DEHYDRATED-WATER-ANOTHER-FIRST-FOR-BIZZARLY-CHIC_W0QQitemZ4446091283QQcategoryZ1275QQssPageNameZWD1VQQrd Z1QQcmdZViewItem

colmac747
16th Apr 2006, 17:23
Or this: :confused:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9309609640#description
This:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Three-wild-and-crazy-gals_W0QQitemZ6271056194QQcategoryZ48QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1 QQcmdZViewItem
This:
http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-PUNISHMENT-STICK-WHIPPING-STICK-KIDS-DISCIPLINE_W0QQitemZ9508664882QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWD VWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
This:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9505220244&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1
This:
http://cgi.ebay.com/BUY-OUR-HAPPINESS-FOR-A-YEAR-ADOPT-MY-SMALL-FAMILY_W0QQitemZ5659337873QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Phewwwww!

flynverted
16th Apr 2006, 17:31
Virgin Cheerio
http://cgi.ebay.com/A-WELL_W0QQitemZ9509914011


Shrunken Grape
http://cgi.ebay.com/A-WELL_W0QQitemZ9508715431


Instant Girlfriend
http://cgi.ebay.com/A-WELL_W0QQitemZ9509927381

:hmm:

flynverted
18th Apr 2006, 17:36
DVD Burner
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Portable-DVD-Burner-External-DVD-Burner_W0QQitemZ8794252932QQcategoryZ162QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/flynverted/CaptureWiz006.jpg

:hmm:

G-CPTN
18th Apr 2006, 18:03
At the village Post Office today there were huge sacks of parcels awaiting dispatch. Far more than at Christmas. Post Mistress says it's all Ebay stuff (from various senders). Latest craze apparently - everyone's trading hereabouts.

indiamikecharles
18th Apr 2006, 18:36
I find more s**t on here than ebay, You lot need to find something better to do esp you colmer:) try twistys.com

G-CPTN
18th Apr 2006, 18:42
Can you get camels' foot appendages on Ebay?

ServisairLBA
18th Apr 2006, 21:37
i remember there was a guy who sold a free tesco carrier bag on ebay and someone baught it for £3.50 ..how stupid. Other things ive seen that were bought were

A bottle of urine
An xmas dinner (1-2 days old at end of auction)
Chewed chewing gum (claimed to be from britney smears)
A broken rubber band
A half smoked cigarette
A male chav's body for a week (Unsold, not suprised, who wants a burberry boy kicking round the house, you'd probably lose more in valuables than you'd pay for him)

Now...if you buy those things ur just weird, and need some mental help, bring on the white coats! :ok: