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colmac747
13th Apr 2006, 12:51
Unashamedly nicked the idea from VFE's thread:ouch: . Quite a few are beginning to come up with their own band name. So, hypothetically speaking, you're part of group of budding musicians, you play all kinds of music (because you're that good), but as yet, you've no band name.
What would you name your band?
Mine?
"Dog Turd"

:}

strafer
13th Apr 2006, 12:56
Gruntfuttock

PS You could be called The Banned (so long as you don't play 'Mod' music :rolleyes: )

ex_matelot
13th Apr 2006, 13:08
Spaff pasty

:ok:

AerBabe
13th Apr 2006, 13:13
I am in a group of budding musicians ... But our name is much too embarassingly crap to post here!

Nickoli
13th Apr 2006, 13:26
SQUIRMY ROOTERS:p

Navajo8686
13th Apr 2006, 13:36
Many years ago we had a huuuuuuuge lady work for us. My boss always reckoned that if he had a band he'd name it after her and call it 'Brenda's Gusset' :uhoh:

Onan the Clumsy
13th Apr 2006, 13:44
Aren't you more likely to get more air time, especially on Irish radio stations if you call yourselves Dog The Turd?

phnuff
13th Apr 2006, 13:53
I always the the F**king Touretts was a good name:}


You could also try SUPPORT, then you would be on everyones posters

djk
13th Apr 2006, 14:02
I used to be in a band at college. We called ourselves "The Unnamable" based on the short story by Howard Philips Lovecraft.
There was already a band called H.P. Lovecraft and also one called Lovecraft, then we were stumped for a name and of course we decided on "The Unnamable". We played 6 gigs before we split up

Buster Hyman
13th Apr 2006, 14:08
The Mutton Daggers....

Solid Rust Twotter
13th Apr 2006, 14:12
Cockroach Pudding

tobzalp
13th Apr 2006, 14:15
Animal Hymen Bursters

Ozzy
13th Apr 2006, 14:17
The Coring Bunts:E
Ozzy

djk
13th Apr 2006, 14:21
Gruntfuttock
PS You could be called The Banned (so long as you don't play 'Mod' music :rolleyes: )

Strafer,

The Banned was the name that a few characters from Eastenders called themselves when they had a group.

Jerricho
13th Apr 2006, 14:27
I've always though DVDA was a good name :E

Capt.KAOS
13th Apr 2006, 14:28
Rubber Nipple Salesmen

or

The Pretentious Pregnant Prooners

or

The Amazing Human Embryo Karaoke Machine

VFE
13th Apr 2006, 14:29
I always liked the name 'B*stard'. That was the idea Lemmy had before his manager told him he'd never get on TOTP's with that. So he settled on Motorhead.

Bummer - looks like 'Hiroshima' is kinda out for my new band then. I also play in a blues band called 'The Blues Crusaders', cryptically enough... Playing a gig at Charters, Peterborough at 11pm tomorrow night if anyone lives locally? We ain't too bad yanno! Only band in the area lugging a real Hammond C3 and Leslie speaker cabinet about... you could do worse things on a Good Friday, I mean, look at what Jesus got up to...

VFE.

Buster Hyman
13th Apr 2006, 14:37
Crikey! That'd be an interesting crowd plazbot!

tobzalp
13th Apr 2006, 14:42
2 right.

First Single would be a cover of Jebediah 'Animal'

Make the most of opportunity, nothings free, nothings free
And don't believe everything that you see
It may not be quite what you believed

Oh I know everything that I do tonight
Means nothing if I don't succeed

My highlight desire while ecstasy
Filling me
Let intentions out so openly
It's not crazy, just chemistry

Oh I know everything that I do tonight
Means nothing if I don't succeed
I'm insufferable when I'm in heat
It's my animal, animal.
I'm insufferable when I'm in heat
It's my animal, animal

Animal Instinct

Make the most of opportunity, nothings free, nothings free
And don't believe everything that you see
It may not be quite what you believed

Oh I know everything that I do tonight
Means nothing if I don't succeed
I'm insufferable when I'm in heat
It's my animal, animal.
I'm insufferable when I'm in heat
It's my animal, animal

Jerricho
13th Apr 2006, 14:44
Am I really related to you?

Buster Hyman
13th Apr 2006, 14:50
Ok...I know I don't smoke...but I'm going for a cigarette now.....:ugh:

frostbite
13th Apr 2006, 14:50
Blunkett's Children.

AnEviltwinEr
13th Apr 2006, 15:01
Hogwash Revolution!

:D

FLCH
13th Apr 2006, 15:09
Buster Highman and the Penetrators. (Actually I think this is/was a real band).

Romeo Delta
13th Apr 2006, 15:10
I was in a band. We were all a bunch of Karaoke singers and drunks, so we called the band "American Lush" (since we figured "Lush" was already taken). Our first album was to be called "Rehab is for Quitters." Never got too far off the ground, though.

tobzalp
13th Apr 2006, 15:21
Am I really related to you?
Only genetically

airship
13th Apr 2006, 15:21
Well, if it was an Australian band, and we played at lots of beach gigs for mainly people who needed lots of suntan lotion, I'd consider calling it Cronulla. The 1st album would be entitled "Oz Oz Oz..." :uhoh: ;)

strafer
13th Apr 2006, 15:34
I was going to suggest 'Take That' until I realised it had been used already.

So how about 'Take That Ya Bastard'?

ex_matelot
13th Apr 2006, 15:52
Jack Blair and the joggle shackles

Matelots will get that one:ok:

halo
13th Apr 2006, 16:50
Having seen a fair amount of action in bands I have managed to come across some that have truly awful names and some that have fantastic names....

For example:
Piss In The Sink
My Mum Got Thrush
Janes Tiny Foundry
24 Minutes To My Next Dump
The Cheese Helmets
Lentil Nightmare
Reg Holdsworth Here We Come
Forrest Gump Service Station
Stan's In Jail
Broken Biscuit Band
I'm Never Going To Leeds

Pick which ever of these takes your fancy;)

ExSimGuy
13th Apr 2006, 18:03
Outta here you lot - Back to VFe's thread

Let's get it up to 3 pages so he'll post the Fit Burd :E

(Does it count if the Mods combine the threads?)

planepsycho
13th Apr 2006, 18:18
www.bandnamemaker.com:ooh:

colmac747
13th Apr 2006, 19:08
http://www.bandnamemaker.com:ooh:/
http://www.bandnamemaker.com:ok:

Dog Turd Styrofoam:cool:

Ozzy
13th Apr 2006, 19:23
Spunk Emergency!!:uhoh:

Ozzy

Dan Bentley
13th Apr 2006, 19:54
Pho Phizzle Phun.





Don't ask. :uhoh:

SXB
13th Apr 2006, 21:10
The Slapped Rats...

Romeo Delta
13th Apr 2006, 21:37
Pho Phizzle Phun

Pho Phizzle, muh Nizzle!:}

Used that genrator, and put me old band name in the bow, and it came up with some goodies, like "American Lush Gnome." And then it goes completely off track and comes up with "Seeing Desire." What has that to do with American Lush? :confused:

Howard Hughes
13th Apr 2006, 22:28
Pilot Venom of the Unjust Frank TM
Put "pilot" into the band name generator and this is what it came up with!!

Sadly I kinda like it, think I might use it for my new 'pseudo stylistic hardcore funky metal trash' band.....;)

Coming in a close second....
Spore of the Pilot Violin TM

Lon More
13th Apr 2006, 22:36
White Dog turds - Irish caucasian female trio singing crappy sixties numbers:}

tinpis
14th Apr 2006, 00:42
There is an all girl band here in Darwhine called The Dud Routes

Solid Rust Twotter
14th Apr 2006, 05:29
Surreptitious Buttocks

Little Blue
14th Apr 2006, 05:44
Well, I play in a blues/soul Commitments/Blues Brothers type band...11 of us, and what we lack in musical talent, we more than make up with our talent for debauchery.....(especially the 4 girls !)
CHIMNEY FISH, cos we smoke like chimneys and drink like fish !

BALIX
14th Apr 2006, 07:25
Always thought Serious Beaver would suit an all female classical string quintet. In fact I'm going to give the manager of Bond a phone call....

Arm out the window
14th Apr 2006, 09:12
A mate suggested the name 'The Cumsuckers from Cockbreath Land' when we were looking for a band name some years ago.
Didn't go with it (!), but I'd love to see some band use it!

Confabulous
14th Apr 2006, 10:53
I've always liked the named 'System of a Down' - sounds like a Boeing callout :E

PS: I admit to liking their music too. 'Sugar' and 'Question' are good, not to mention 'Violent Pornography'

IB4138
14th Apr 2006, 10:57
The Serious Losers

The R Soul Agents

Almighty Failures

frostbite
14th Apr 2006, 12:04
"'The Cumsuckers from Cockbreath Land'"

Isn't that a bit too subtle for Oz?

stevef
14th Apr 2006, 12:23
I did a gig in Botswana with the The Dung Beatles. We were only slightly better than what they pushed around all day.

4Foxtrot
14th Apr 2006, 12:56
I have an accomplice in a band called Achtung Spitfire!

http://biggles.comics.free.fr/B6_fichiers/B6_42_7-700.jpg

Eat hot lead fritz...

BitMoreRightRudder
14th Apr 2006, 14:18
Tw*t Face

No Really

1DC
14th Apr 2006, 16:13
Throbbing Gristle was a band from the sixties or thereabouts.....

Atlas Shrugged
18th Apr 2006, 00:31
All girl band in Western Sydney "The Driverside Airbags". First "hit" was "The Old EH Has Trouble Turning Left"

planepsycho
18th Apr 2006, 00:51
"One Night Stain" :hmm:

(I read that on a dating website profile, dude said "Not looking for a one night stain")

Disguise Delimit
18th Apr 2006, 04:58
All-girl Scottish band:

Pat McHunt:\

HOGE
18th Apr 2006, 22:59
My next band will be called The Pop Shots.:E

(cause we'll be playing pop numbers,obviously).:hmm:

tall and tasty
18th Apr 2006, 23:09
Tone Deaf

and from a friend The Douch Bags :uhoh: Sorry!

Bodacious tartars :E

TnT

Polarhero
18th Apr 2006, 23:38
Was in a band once called "THe Kebabs and The Virgin Rutting Goats from Hell" :\

Only thing i can say in my defence is we had drank a lot when we came up with that.

Even got the T shirt to prove it.
:O

BRL
19th Apr 2006, 00:31
I used to be in Liverpool's best unsigned band of the eighties, 'The Pondskaters'.

Listened to John Peel who introduced a band called 'Death by Milkfloat', now that has to be the best name for a band yet!

BALIX
19th Apr 2006, 07:24
Many of the bands on the John Peel Show had great names. The Dangerous Bicycles and The Crispy Ambulances are two that stick in the memory but there were plenty others. They were all, without exception, shit. Great names, though.

Solid Rust Twotter
19th Apr 2006, 07:40
Deep Fried

B Fraser
19th Apr 2006, 10:15
One has appeared with "The Nearly Blewitts".

Rushton
19th Apr 2006, 11:37
One of me favourites from the past - and in keeping with the ideals of an aviation site was

Plummet Airlines.

As someone said the Peel Show was a haven for the weird and wonderful band names.

Who can ever forget Wayne County and the Electric Chairs and their masterful single F** Off.