Magic Moments

[Tommy Gunn]

Anyone know all of the words to the militarised version of Magic Moments by Perry Como. I know a small bit which goes something along the lines of:

I'll never forget the smell of the sweat
From under your armpits

[rafloo]

It wasn't the grass that tickled her ass
t'was my little finger

[VP8]

magic moments
(ed: sung to the tune of the same name as sung by Perry Como 200 years ago)

Remember the night
I needed a ****e
I waited for hours
Jumped over the wall
And pissed on the lawn
And **** on the flowers.

Remember the night
We went to the park
To look at the flowers
You lay on your back
And I tickled your crack
For hours and hours.

An addition I've received:

I'll Never Forget
The Smell Of Her Sweat
From Under Her Armpits
I Tickled Her bum,
She Started To Come
All over the Carpet.

(There really are lots more verses but yet again I can't recall them - please send in any you remember)


Veeps:}

[SlipperySlappery]

There's nothing like the elegance, sophistication and pure class of the Royal Air Force. - That's not more words to the song if you were trying to work out why the rhyme doesn't quite fit........

[Lara crofts pants]

Dead funny though, which reminds me of loads of other RAF songs that I don't know all the verses to. Far away in a ta***x factory anyone?

[VP8]

Dead funny though, which reminds me of loads of other RAF songs that I don't know all the verses to. Far away in a ta***x factory anyone?

Try this link song # 29 :} :} :}

http://www.immortalia.com/html/books-and-manuscripts/2000s/2004.05.14-from-www.aloria.demon.nl--song.doc

VEEPS

[Gaz ED]

Remember the night you fell in the ****e
I had my best suit on
It wasn't the grass
That tickled your ass
It was me with a root on.

:ouch:

[blaireau]

This thread reminds me of the above song too. One of the Navs on 6 used to sing it.

It started:

Good old news of the world
You get your week's filth neatly furled....

Anyone remember the rest?