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Onan the Clumsy
12th Apr 2006, 12:43
Smokers :*
Cyclists :*
People with beards or moustaches :*
Smokers with beards or moustaches :*
Cyclists with beards or moustaches :*
Smoking cyclists with beards or moustaches :*
People who drive in the middle lane :*
People who drive in the middle lane, wear hats and have beards or moustaches :*
Women with beards or moustaches :*
People who don't l.ike animals :*
Yoof in general :*
Yoof who try to grow beards or moustaches :*

Noah Zark.
12th Apr 2006, 12:45
Drat me, Onan. Who upset you today? :uhoh:

12th Apr 2006, 12:46
Pilots (According to non-pilot JetBlasters)

Non-pilots (According to pilot JetBlasters)

12th Apr 2006, 12:46
Ginger haired people:ok:

12th Apr 2006, 12:47
Smokers :*

People with beards or moustaches :*

Smokers with beards or moustaches :*

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12th Apr 2006, 12:49
Vegans on bicycles:*
Tree huggers:*
Huggy fluffies:*
Vegan huggy fluffy treehuggers:E
Michael Barrymore:E


Solid Rust Twotter
12th Apr 2006, 13:00

One likes chips...:ok:

12th Apr 2006, 13:01
Chav females with bright orange faces,hoopy earings and their chav offspring with earstuds at 4 years old.

Chav females mating partners.

David Baddiel,
Jamie Oliver,
Bob Geldof.

12th Apr 2006, 13:02
People towing caravans
JCB drivers
Tipper drivers if they work for Pedro Rodregues
All other tip wagon drivers
Concrete mixer drivers

12th Apr 2006, 13:04
People who think observing the speed limit is the only requirement for being a safe driver.

12th Apr 2006, 13:08
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'll try again.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Hang on..

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeestate agents.

I'm off to clean my teef.

12th Apr 2006, 13:08
People who think that the rules of the road do not apply to them.

Romeo Charlie
12th Apr 2006, 13:09
Ex smokers
Tony Blair
Gordon Brown
John Prescott
Boy racers
Tony Blair

12th Apr 2006, 13:11
Dave Martin and his google-powered armchair of knowledge!:ok:

Le Pen
12th Apr 2006, 13:12
The French?? :}

12th Apr 2006, 13:12
That is vegetable oil you're using, isn't it? :E

Le Pen
12th Apr 2006, 13:14
Loud people :mad:

Le Pen
12th Apr 2006, 13:15
C list "celebrities" :}

12th Apr 2006, 13:16
This Guy..

12th Apr 2006, 13:22
Most of the incumbent politicians in most of the legislatures of the world.

T'would make the world a far more pleasant place.

12th Apr 2006, 13:23

Filling up the characters, la, la, la

12th Apr 2006, 13:29
The selfish f*ckw*t dawdling along at 35-40 mph in a 60 limit with a great big snake of traffic behind him this afternoon, causing a very dangerous situation.

Why can't these people pull over and let others past ?

12th Apr 2006, 13:30
Anyone who applied to go an a reality TV show.

Except the lass from the Apprentice who was ex-RAF, because I was introduced to her bloke at work and he really is quite a lot bigger than I am.

12th Apr 2006, 13:32
The Crazy Frog for sanity of the people on Earth:sad:

12th Apr 2006, 13:33
Bono... yep, that works for me.

Bono: 'Lets, like, get them to reduce third world debt, man!'

Economist: 'So what happens when the same countries run up the debt again? Any why was it run up in the first place? Military overspending perhaps?'

Bono: 'Errr, like, can't dawdle, got to go save the whales man!'

His idea of introducing Bill Gates to a crowd at the Live8 concert - priceless, I nearly p*ssed myself laughing.

12th Apr 2006, 13:33
* People who wear socks with sandals.

* People who scoff their faces with fast food, realise they are fat and then try and sue the fast food place.

* People in big flash cars who consider themselves to be really important.

* People who let their brats stand at the luggage belt in baggage reclaim

Off with their heads....:p

12th Apr 2006, 13:39
Princess Diana worshippers,

BBC royal correspondants (They always choose the stuffiest woman who actually thinks she is royal)

bar fly
12th Apr 2006, 13:41
People who say 'touch base' and 'Liaise' instead of 'speak' and 'meet'.

People who refer to the conveyer belt repeatedly.

Fat people that do no excercise and complain about being fat.

Smokers who think none-smokers should move to get away from their smoke.

12th Apr 2006, 14:24
Anyone who pronounces 'kilometre' as 'kil-ometer' instead of 'kilo-meter'. (They'd never even think of saying 'cent-imeter' or 'mil-imeter', would they?).

12th Apr 2006, 14:29
Michael Winner.

12th Apr 2006, 14:34
* clowns - vile creatures

12th Apr 2006, 14:36
The entire labour "government", their families and close friends. b:mad: s Publicly boil the lot of them in the lard from Prestcott's A**e

12th Apr 2006, 14:41
Oh yesssssss - Michael Winner. And Barbara Cartland, too - I know she's already dead, but better safe than sorry. And Russell Grant. And Vernon Kay, too.

12th Apr 2006, 14:43
there (http://www.bartleby.com/61/wavs/18/K0061800.wav), Skypilot, you can use it in your crusade to instruct the masses :E

12th Apr 2006, 14:45
Preston's new fiancee.

12th Apr 2006, 14:56
Brian Sewell for pretentiousness beyond the lmits of human tolerance.

12th Apr 2006, 14:59
People who drive small cars with wide wheels and large exhaust pipes while playing their rubbish music too loud with their windows down.


12th Apr 2006, 15:11
Asshat pilots who don't file flight plans then expect a clearance through your airspace..................

Yes, you heard me right................MY airspace.

12th Apr 2006, 15:16
People who scoff their faces with fast food, realise they are fat and then try and sue the fast food place....and they order a diet Coke/Pepsi....feckwits

Volvo drivers cos they think they are safe if they collide with anything:*

Assholes that cut in front of you in a queue


12th Apr 2006, 15:18
* People who scoff their faces with fast food, realise they are fat and then try and sue the fast food place.

Thats what i'd gonna say. :suspect:

Parents that goes to a tvstation and sues some company because their child did something reeeeaaally stupid with one of their products. :yuk:

The Desert Ferret
12th Apr 2006, 15:18
James Blunt

People who wear white socks with shoes

People who like Genesis

Those who who stand at the bar in the way all night

People with Irish antecedents who go on and on and on about it even though they come from Wantage.

12th Apr 2006, 15:23
People that hear on classic, and gets a kick out of it.

Politicans generally.

People who smokes.

People who smokes and thinks that they're looking cool.

People who thinks that they are something.


The co-funders of Toyota.



(to be continued.)

Loose rivets
12th Apr 2006, 15:28
People who say:

Arthur-itis. Instead of arthritis. Or ‘At this point in time', or simply, ‘at this time.'

People who keep changing lanes when they're driving, because of some obscure rule that says that they should only use the outer lanes for overtaking.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/walnaze/peelout.gif

People that don't ride bicycles on the footpath.:sad:

People that wait until the sun has gone over the yardarm,(whatever that is) before drinking.


People that shout at old ladies, assuming them to be deaf and stupid.

People that have become deaf and stupid, so that you have to shout at them.

People that scan their newly served dinner–with knife and fork in their hands and their eyes bulging–for a full minute before starting their meal.

People that give their car a full service while at the fuel pump.

People that never check their car's fluids, and break down in front of me.

People that don't like our girls on ‘photos of everybody.'

People that haven't got a big watch.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/walnaze/tongue3.gif

People that have got a big watch, and can still see all the little numbers.

People that take their children to school in SUVs that are bigger than my house.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/walnaze/Blasted.gif

The Desert Ferret
12th Apr 2006, 15:30
Blokes with goatie beards.

People who can't fold maps properly.

People who claim their home town has the highest density of pubs per square mile.

People who use tumble driers on sunny days.

Tight fisted people.

An anachronism now - but people who couldn't open milk cartons without completely annihilating the thing really got on my wick.

12th Apr 2006, 15:34
Goats with blokie beards

12th Apr 2006, 15:34
Jeremy Beadle, oh and Martha Stewart

The Desert Ferret
12th Apr 2006, 15:38
People who shout 'sack the juggler!'

Drivers in traffic jams who stop in the middle of pedestrian crossings.

People who leaves heaps of kak ferreted away in road atlases that fall out everywhere when you pick it up.

Young lads who wear baseball caps backwards.

Young lads who wear baseball caps forwards.

People who come back from holidays and claim that the temperature was well in excess of that ever recorded - read the temperature in the shade you jackasses.

12th Apr 2006, 15:50
Young lads who wear baseball caps backwards.

Young lads who wear baseball caps forwards.

What about the ones who wear them sideways?

12th Apr 2006, 15:50
People that use "the fact of the matter" or "at the end of the day"in a sentence:mad:

16 year old girls that is hanging out in bars, and think they are cool...

Guys that is hanging out in bars, and think the 16 year old girls are cool...:bored:

12th Apr 2006, 16:01
People who let their dogs shit and don't pick it up afterwards:yuk:


12th Apr 2006, 16:02
[email protected] who drive with rear fog lights on.
Bigger [email protected] who drive with front fog lights on.:yuk:

Cyclists & horseriders who hog the road two-abreast:ouch:

green granite
12th Apr 2006, 16:04
Not many people left then :hmm:
I still want to know why people with beards have upset Onan :confused:

The Desert Ferret
12th Apr 2006, 16:06
Manufacturers of letterboxes that put 'letters' on them - why?

Welsh rugby fans who bang on endlessly about the rare, occasionally scraped win over England by one point whilst turning a blind eye to the general pattern over the last 15 years which is England panning the crap out of them.

People responsible for American 'made for TV' movies.

Community leaders - who the devil are they?

People who come out with the line 'must've been a been a dirty glass' having chundered on 2 pints of shandy.

12th Apr 2006, 16:16
He's already been mentioned, but ....


Also, lest we forget - Cliff Richard

green granite
12th Apr 2006, 16:17
Manufacturers of letterboxes that put 'letters' on them - why?

Its to stop people thinking its where they have to put the dog shit
when they pick it up :E

The Desert Ferret
12th Apr 2006, 16:22
Any male between 10 and 18 years of age with virtually no exceptions.

Watch out for these b*stards being foul on public transport, hanging around outside shops, mincing around on mopeds, spraying graffiti on anything they can get away with.

A great invention awaiting creation is a machine to put male teenagers in stasis until they're completely over puberty and ready to occupy healthy co-existance with civilised humanity.

12th Apr 2006, 16:40
People that waste lanes on motorways by forming a single lane queue miles in advance of the obstruction requiring the use of a single lane, and then get in a real rage when other drivers pass by only to join the queue at the point where the number of lanes are reduced.

I say: Make full use of what little road exists in the UK and then merge in turn, like grown ups.

12th Apr 2006, 16:42
People who insist on tailgating

12th Apr 2006, 16:44
Everyone that use the word Nerd instead of idiot

12th Apr 2006, 16:49
I'm a nerd, but not an idiot...

12th Apr 2006, 16:50

12th Apr 2006, 16:52
Everyone that use the word Nerd instead of idiot
a) A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
b) A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers.

12th Apr 2006, 16:56
In that case, I'm not a nerd either, I satisfy only half the definition...

Rallye Driver
12th Apr 2006, 17:04
People who chew gum with their mouths open
People who drive 'people movers' (which usually contain only one or two people)
People who use personal stereos on public transport
Religious fundamentalists, though they should be sterilised first
Gary Glitter and other child molestors
Estate Agents
John Prescott (again)

12th Apr 2006, 17:05
So you're not a perfect nerd, nor even a perfect idiot?
Are you the front end of an ass? Are you the REAR end of an ass? Or are you no end of an ass? :ok:

12th Apr 2006, 17:15
This reminds me of:
As some day it should happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list,
Of society offenders who should all be under ground
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed.
W.S. Gilbert got there first!
For me, the Managing Director of Heathrow Airport Ltd., his immediate deputy, his security chief, and all hospital executives responsible for charging for parking at hospitals. Boil the lot of 'em!

12th Apr 2006, 17:20
MY EX!!!
C'mon you all knew that was coming....besides it's true! ;)

12th Apr 2006, 18:23
Can't be bothered to read the entire 4 pages. "Search" - no, no mention of ExSimGuy.

Relax :8

12th Apr 2006, 18:36
The chaps in the press who decides that every news bulletin should have a major section on 'Health issues'
The chaps in the press who thinks Bird Flu is so important that they should send every known reporter to some small port in Scotland to look for more dead swans.
The chaps in the press who thinks anybody cares about 'knighthoods for money to political parties' and who seem to advocate that we the taxpayer should fund those parties:suspect:
Oh, and those t**ts that intend to turn right at the first of the double traffic lights on Solihull Bypass but don't indicate until I've pulled up behind them:mad:

B Fraser
12th Apr 2006, 18:42
Brian Sewell for pretentiousness beyond the limits of human tolerance.

He's actually quite funny, completely up his own arse ....... but funny.

I nominate any musician in the last 30 years that has jumped on a political bandwagon in the hope of appearing trendy.

edited to nominate Paul Weller for inflicting The Style Council.

Le Pen
12th Apr 2006, 18:55
Did someone mention the French???


Noah Zark.
12th Apr 2006, 18:58
Whichever dolt at BBC TV who decided again to give more air time to that vacuous moron Jade Goody. ( For good measure, said person ought then to be strung up by the nads with a piano wire and regularly , say every ten seconds, dipped head first into a huge tank of festering, bubbling guano!)

Paris Dakar
12th Apr 2006, 19:04
People who eat noisily.
People who insist talking so loudly on their mobile phones whilst on a train that they might as well just open the window and f*ucking well shout!!
Anyone that drives a Citroen Saxo with dark reflective windows whilst pumping out sh1te music.
Anyone who thinks that sticking a 3" wide tailpipe on the back of their mother's Vauxhall Astra is cool.
Those total arses that drive JCBs on the road during rush-hour.
Anyone who rides a scooter and insists on blipping the throttle trying to extract one more mph whilst looking like a right knob-sack!

Calm down Paris, you may have to go into a darkened room and lie down...

12th Apr 2006, 19:06
He's actually quite funny, completely up his own arse ...
...and several others' too, I shouldn't wonder!

Lon More
12th Apr 2006, 19:14
MSPs - such a parcel of rogues in a nation.

Mod, Mod, AnEviltwinEr said "Israel"

12th Apr 2006, 19:22
Even worse than 'Royal Correspondents'...

'Royal Commentators'

i.e. they are freelance gossipers.......:E

12th Apr 2006, 19:29
the landlord of my local for upping it to £3.20 a pint!

12th Apr 2006, 19:29
Has the PC brigade been mentioned?

Well, the PC brigade....should all be culled infact:mad:

Loose rivets
12th Apr 2006, 19:34
Got me second wind....

People who get second wind.:}

People who's first wind runs into their second wind.

People who are so vein, that they thing that their farts don't offend. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/walnaze/mooner.gif

People who strim (brush wack) frogs.

12th Apr 2006, 19:38
Arsene Wenger - he just irritates the [email protected] out of me.
People who fundamentally, use the word funadamental every other word, fundamentally.
Doctors receptionists, you are not qualified GPs are you? NO! WHEN YOU ARE, THEN I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IS UP WITH ME!
The MIL.
Old women on the street who tell you how to raise you baby.
Old women who use the phrase "we didn't have that in my day."

Oh and James Blunt.:E

12th Apr 2006, 19:40
People who dash out to burn their wet rubbish the moment the rain stops.
Idiots who can't be bothered to stop at red traffic lights.
Parents who let their brats run riot in the pub.
People who sit outside and beep their horn, cos they are too lazy to get out and knock on the door.
Drunks who knock my garden wall down.
Stupid blondes on the school run in their 4 X4's.
Litter louts.
I suppose it's the modern way to be an irritating arsehole, there's no shortage of them.

tall and tasty
12th Apr 2006, 19:41
People who scoff their faces with fast food, realise they are fat and then try and sue the fast food place.

...and they order a diet Coke/Pepsi....feckwits
but you have to save on the calories somewhere or so they believe:}

Anyone who is arrogant. But really arrogant to the point you could quite happily get them put down!


12th Apr 2006, 19:54
Oh, by the way:

The co-funders of Dell shuld get a painful death. :p

(For more information, see the forums at http://www.ihatedell.net/)

12th Apr 2006, 19:55
BBC for allowing 'Eggheads' to be broadcast.

The most boring, predictable, and allegedly biased quiz programme for many a long year.

Patricia Hewitt. Patronising, inept and in charge of the NHS.
Tony Blair. Y'know I'm a kind of guy you can trust!!
David Cameron. Y'know I'm a kind of guy you can trust!!
Ian Blair. Met. Police Commissioner or it should be Commissionair?
Ken Livingstone. Mayor of London I am ashamed to say.
Archbishop of Canterbury. Who he?
Gordon Brown. Don't bother to work, earn, or try to leave your family
provided for, Gordon will grab it.

Any boiling oil left?!! :*

12th Apr 2006, 19:59
Dave Martin and his google-powered armchair of knowledge!

Add Grandpa to that also:ok:

12th Apr 2006, 20:02
Peter Kay - just the sight of him aggravates me.

12th Apr 2006, 20:07
Graham Norton

12th Apr 2006, 20:09
Paul O'Grady and Vannessa Felch

12th Apr 2006, 20:10
I'll second Dave Martin.

Plus Mark Berry and his wife Wendy, who scarpered back to the UK owing me a considerable sum of money!

...and tonight I've found where he is...text message on the way!

Mr. Kobayashi
12th Apr 2006, 20:20
Mr. Jerricho

12th Apr 2006, 20:23
BBC "Resident Experts" who are probably kept on racks in the cellar of the BBC until their moment to shine!

eg. "A man was today attacked as he painted his house by a ten foot panda wearing a mackintosh, and here is a report by the BBC resident expert on ten foot pandas attacking people painting their houses!"

12th Apr 2006, 20:24
Mr Koboyashi: How unkind....... but I suspect a wind-up!!:p

12th Apr 2006, 20:41
:hmm: ...Was going to contribute but I'll wait until Mr Draper has completed his list.

12th Apr 2006, 20:46
Typing at 30 words per minute I'd say he should have finished by early August 2009!

12th Apr 2006, 20:48
Rita Verdonk

and all those who hate me...

12th Apr 2006, 21:59
Another related to motoring: mindless t:mad:ts who seem to think that the first five miles of driving is the perfect time to let their car windows defrost/defog, whilst pottering down the lane at a snail's pace cause THEY CAN'T SEE through the three-inch clearing in the windscreen!
Boiling in oil too good for that lot; best reason yet for a pair of hood-mounted .50mm cannons:E .

henry crun
12th Apr 2006, 22:02
People who can't string more than five or six words together without using the two most useless phrases in the English language, Y'know and I Mean.

Little Lady
12th Apr 2006, 22:16
People who can't string more than five or six words together without using the two most useless phrases in the English language, Y'know and I Mean.

....and, like, you can't, like, understand what point they, like, are trying to make.... AAARRRGGGHHH :*

Also the people who like to add meanings to words in the dictionary (we have an advert here advertising pizza that is totally "puff", meaning great, wonderful, etc....). These are known as Buzz Words...

12th Apr 2006, 22:21
If they advertised a totally 'puff' pizza over here I would expect it to be 'mince' topping:ok:

12th Apr 2006, 22:27
So THAT'S why mince pies are made with puff pastry!

tony draper
12th Apr 2006, 22:30
That skinny bint from the Campaign for Civil Liberties she appears to have a divine right to appear on television news/talk progs spouting huggy fluffery from every orifice any time she wishes,one has to switch over swiftt everytime she appears, or the tube of ones Sony Vega would stand in great peril.
She just been on newsnight:suspect:

12th Apr 2006, 22:30
Lisa Riley.

Capn Notarious
12th Apr 2006, 22:32
Those of either gender that talk with food in their mouths.

12th Apr 2006, 22:33
That be Chami Chakrabati Mr Draper,her with the lego haircut!

tony draper
12th Apr 2006, 22:36
Those that talk with either gender in their mouths.

12th Apr 2006, 22:37
Politicians - the whole world would work so much better without these tw*ts who spew politically correct b*llocks out of their *ssholes. God how I hate politicians. We need real people in government! :mad:

John '2 jags' Prescott - dumb*ss fat waste of space, any trying to sneak in that change in the planning laws!:mad: :* Public enemy number one.

Tony Blair, David Blunkett, politicians in general (as you've probably realise I don't much like politicians :E)

Bureaucrats and anyone anyone who gets paid to do jack sh*t all day and contributes to the stupid amount of red tape we all experience these days.


Chavs - scummy little b*stards, this country seems to be infested with them! God knows there's enough of them where I work :*

Anyway, I can't think of anymore of the top of my head now so rant over :E

Buster Cherry
12th Apr 2006, 22:38
Gary Glitter :mad:

surely not
12th Apr 2006, 22:42
People who say 'if I'm honest' or 'to be honest' thereby suggesting this is an unusual occurrence for them

Neanderthugs who believe that any conflict can be solved with modern warfare technology in hours without losses................. never happened yet you feckers:mad: :mad:

Neanderthugs who want to string people up for piffling offences yet don't consider causing death by speeding to be serious because they all do it.

Tories who harp back to the days of Thatcher as if they were happy days of peace and harmony

Tories in general

Most of the afore mentioned driving sins and in particular the idiots who use foglamps when there is no need.

Management speak spouting graduates with no experience of the real world but who talk a good game whilst feckin everything up when they get their first job over someone who has learnt the job by working it (no it hasn't happened to me but it has to others I know)

Paul feckin Stoddart for feckin up so many lives of people who have worked for him.

What a very theraputic thread :D :D

12th Apr 2006, 22:42
People who do the '' '' with their fingers when trying to emphasise a key word in conversation.

Whose the guy up his own arse who does all the royal columns in a newspaper??


James whittacker


I believe you have met several of the criteria set out in posts gone by!!

Boil ya b'stard!!!!

Neanderthug is such a shite word...

in yer go again!!

tony draper
12th Apr 2006, 22:49
Yers,thats her Mr Matelot, I'm afraid its the Ragmans Trumpet for her once my people are in power.
:uhoh: :E

12th Apr 2006, 22:59
Mr. Jerricho

2nd on the list now Kobayashi................

12th Apr 2006, 23:00
Phew, im not on the list. :cool:


12th Apr 2006, 23:02
Ex-matelot....he's a right tw**!

That should save someone a few seconds!

12th Apr 2006, 23:06
Those dumb Americans that call out at the golf just after EVERY putt...'In the hole''.

duh really?


12th Apr 2006, 23:20
Now lets not be violent here okay? :)

HAHA Im joking, let the killing begin!


12th Apr 2006, 23:20
Some of the asshats yell it out when someone is teeing off :rolleyes:

As to my list AnEviltwin............not yet mate. Not yet. ;)

Romeo Charlie
12th Apr 2006, 23:22
Ex-matelot....he's a right tw**!

Oh I dunno, he's one of the better Mornington Crescent players....

12th Apr 2006, 23:23
This should raise eyebrows..

Those who were freed from guantanamo and returned to the UK a few months ago.

12th Apr 2006, 23:43
People who tailgate
People who lane change and just don’t get it
P platers driving twin turbo Jap cars at twice the speed of their neurons – (yeah I know that’s not that fast really)
Older women who bitch about younger women with great bodies
Older women who rip into me for looking at younger women with great bodies
People who block the bar
People who block the bar and don’t fall over when I hit them.
People who hit me back.
People who get all tense when I get the weapons out.
Pilot who are too lazy to flight plan and then expect the world – NOW.
Controllers who just cannot be bothered
People who shout on their mobile phones (theatrical noise)
Women with affected voices.
My ex
My other ex
That cutie who will not let me do lecherous things to her
Shop assistants who tell you to come to another counter
Apathetic, conservative or complacent people
My boss who will not give me a $50K payrise.
Execs who get paid to improve efficiency and then just sack people.

12th Apr 2006, 23:44
Davina :yuk:

tony draper
12th Apr 2006, 23:59
Apart from Santa Claus and Captain Birdseye,everyone with a beard.

13th Apr 2006, 00:07
Thats the Pprune computer forum finished off then!!;)

13th Apr 2006, 00:25
Well sorry, but from my ex-boss's new wife I really can't think of anyone.

(Oh yes, she didn't have a breard.)

13th Apr 2006, 01:09
..(continued from anoter post)

Everybody that hates me. (not many, very few (i hope))

Again, Dell, and all of the dirtbags up there.

These people that got the idea of "Yes,we'll build a motorway less than 200 meters from his house! That's a good idea!".

The people that stole my reflex camera. :{

Two's in
13th Apr 2006, 02:47
Raindrops on roses
Whiskers on kittens,
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favori....oh wait, I hate all of these things.

Buster Hyman
13th Apr 2006, 03:00

Newsreaders that think we give a :mad: about their opinion at the end of a story.
Lotto presenters that think we want to see & hear what they have to say.
Tele-sales people from any country.
People who think Penguin hockey is bad.
Cross dressers that take forever in the change rooms.
Transexuals that can't "tuck it in" properly!
The chocolate people in the Cadbury's ad...(yum!)
The people who designed the 1974 Mustang.

Atlas Shrugged
13th Apr 2006, 03:42

13th Apr 2006, 04:06
Anyone mention lawyers? :hmm:

13th Apr 2006, 05:09
as the bloke who invented the stupid question and later found out that I had a lot of empathetic friends...........

WTF is a CHAV?

13th Apr 2006, 05:18
On a personal note I have little use for anything over 2.5 ltr but this has potential:



13th Apr 2006, 06:12
To finish an earlier note: morons who say "at this time" instead of "now". Particularly rampart on commercial flights.
Idiots who use their cellphones all day in public, usually to say "I'm at the gate now...I'm walking down the aisle...I'm on the plane now." Who gives a rat's ass.
Dumba**es who load up a rollaboard the size of a D9Caterpillar, then complain that it won't fit in the overhead.
The same dumba** who drags that gigantic pile of crap out of the overhead onto MY head.
The idiot who jumps up when "Rows 30-35 please" is called, then blocks the aisle at row 12 reorganizing all his carryons.

13th Apr 2006, 07:18
Corporate Sleazebags that rape the poor
Corporate Sleazebags that rape the world
Corporate Sleazebags that trade profit for public safety
Corporate Sleazebags that hide manufacture/design defects to avoid responsibility

Government wonks that support the above mentioned Corporate Sleazebags

Government morons that wish to trade a gram of security for a ton of freedom
**Second thought - maybe a bit too strong a punishment** - Jail them Instead

Government morons that support other Government morons for the sake of partisanship
**Second thought - maybe a bit too strong a punishment** - summary dismissal would be more humane

Moron-idiots that are so blinded by partisanship that they do not even consider the issue - only the partisan take on said issue
**Second thought - maybe a bit too strong a punishment** - better to strip said idiots of the right to vote

All convicted violent prisoners
All convicted Child Molesters
All convicted violent rapists
All convicted violent hate crime offenders

Religious Fundamentalists that do us all harm - no matter what the 'flavor'

Ahhhh. . . . Thank you Onan :ok:

13th Apr 2006, 07:36

OK, how about....

The intolerant, the narrow-minded, the anal-retentive, the bitter and twisted, the frustrated, the angry, the lived-too-long-in-a-city, the cynical, the jaded, the control freaks, the shit-pickers, and those with a list a mile long of people they HATE. Surprised no-one's mentioned them so far.

But then again, with a wry exception or two, maybe that IS everyone so far.


Solid Rust Twotter
13th Apr 2006, 07:42
Still waiting for my chips...:hmm:

13th Apr 2006, 09:13
Amazing, no-one has mentioned accountants.

13th Apr 2006, 09:23
Monkey tennis

13th Apr 2006, 09:50
People who hate bearded accountants.
People who write advertisements for the radio with six paragraphs of meaningless legal disclaimers read at auctioneer speed at the end.
Lawyers here in paddyland who get celebrity drunks off on the looniest of technicalities and get all defensive about it when interviewed. ("The Guard was not wearing his cap and was therefore interfering with the constitutional rights of the defendent".) :yuk:
Sports commentators. Imagine getting excited about golf.
People who strim (brush wack) frogs.
At last, a pro-French comment on PPRuNe.

13th Apr 2006, 09:51
Maybe this'll get me banned but its OK in Downunder & Godszone- Dick Smith and all other baby boomers that can't move on, get out of our hair, and finally take up lawn bowls. You're too timid, Atlas Shrugged.

13th Apr 2006, 09:59
Okay here goes...

* Guys with long hair who wont stop playing with it.
* People who feel the need to burn a woman off at EVERY set of traffic lights, just 'cause she's driving a better car than theirs.
* The french.
* Chefs.
* Anyone who works on public transport.

Oh and...

* People with no sex drive (one feels that the hot oil could really get them going ;) )

13th Apr 2006, 10:07
WTF is a CHAV? I was led to believe it was an old police saying when being called out to a domestic violence alert "Council House And Violent".

There was another possible origin I was recently told to do with an old University where students were referred to as Chavonians.

I like the former explaination.


Anyway, my nominations are a follows.....

Dangerous drivers
Anyone who inflicts pain on others
Arrogant selfish people

The Desert Ferret
13th Apr 2006, 10:41
Blimey - nobody's mentioned football fans and/or football players...

Football fans who claim screaming and shouting foul abuse (in front of children) at people they've never met is 'a release' need to see a shrink.

Football fans who abuse football players as 'useless unfit t*ssers' whilst carrying a healthy beer belly, fag in one hand, meat and potato pie in the other - need self-awareness.

Football players - long list but I particularly hate screaming abuse at referees and the endemic diving syndrome.

I'm qualified - I was once a season ticket holder at Elland Road until I had a Damascene moment.

13th Apr 2006, 10:44
Brits in holiday in the med who,although they probably dont even hold it as an institution at home,make a big song and dance about 'going for a full English'.

Anybody who joins in singing that 'footballs coming home' song in bars abroad.

13th Apr 2006, 10:50
People who undertake on the motorway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when im doing "motorway cruising speeds"

People who tail gate and then get really angry when I dab the brake lights because it scares the C**P out of them!!!!!

:mad: :mad:

Oh and people with excuses for every situation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Gingerbread Man
13th Apr 2006, 10:56
Ginger haired people

I can't pretend i'm not offended :( .

Ginger :ugh:

bar fly
13th Apr 2006, 11:00
People who undertake on the motorway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People who hog the middle (or outside) lane as they are too scared to change lanes.

13th Apr 2006, 11:03
People who hog the middle (or outside) lane as they are too scared to change lanes.
Too scared to change lanes?????????
Is that even possible? :confused:

13th Apr 2006, 11:06
Too scared to change lanes?????????
Is that even possible? :confused:
Believe me, when you're flat-out in third gear and the car won't go any faster and other vehicles are passing either side of you . . .

(Ancient Aunt . . . )

bar fly
13th Apr 2006, 11:12
Dare I say its always a woman?

No I dont think I do.

The Desert Ferret
13th Apr 2006, 11:30
Drivers who slow down at speed cameras when they don't need to.

Also, I am a confessed under-taker on the inside lane when faced with someone occupying the middle lane ignoring the yawning chasm of space that is the inside lane. As a general rule of logic - if someone CAN overtake you on the inside then you should be IN IT.

I am aware of the road situation unlike middle laners who have switched off sitting in a false comfort zone.

Sorry Ghostie31 - I'm often up and down the M40 Oxford way - I've probably 'done you' a few times.

And it isn't always ladies.

13th Apr 2006, 11:37
Both the girls in Scooby Doo. And Scrappy Doo, utter ar5e.
His Holiness Lord Tony.
People with bags with wheels, who insist in trying to fit them in the overhead locker, when they quite plainly dont fit
The bloke sitting at the desk next to mine; as he keeps farting.
The Hamiltons.
Paris Hilton.

13th Apr 2006, 11:38
Wa:mad: er

13th Apr 2006, 11:40
Football fans who claim screaming and shouting foul abuse (in front of children)

It did cross my mind!!!

13th Apr 2006, 11:41
I've probably 'done you' a few times.

Thats the first time a male has said that to me! :eek:


green granite
13th Apr 2006, 11:48
Thats the first time a male has said that to me! :eek:

What a sheltered life you must have led Ghostie
obviously don't hang around JB very much :D :D :D

The Desert Ferret
13th Apr 2006, 12:28
Both the girls in Scooby Doo.

I quite liked the blonde one though I am shallow.

The blonde bloke was a bit of a charlie though - as was Julian in the Famous Five.

13th Apr 2006, 12:30
Paul McCartney

13th Apr 2006, 12:33
Jessica Simpson - the one in hotpants in Dukes of Hazzard. And her even more vacuous sister.:yuk:

Everyone connected to N-power. What a shower.

I do like this thread.:ok: :E

C130 Techie
13th Apr 2006, 13:08
Chris Evans (Why Oh Why have they given him the Radio 2 Drivetime show)

Then the usual suspects on the road who:

Sit in the middle lane
Use mobiles whilst driving
Use fog lights (front or rear) when its not foggy
See you coming for miles then pull out at the last moment.
Dont indicate
Allow their kids to jump around in the back of the car
Have loud exhausts
Have blue leds on their cars.
Have defective lights
Dont use headlights when its raining/foggy etc

Then in general

Women who insist on showing off acres of fat round their middles
Fat women who wear thongs and insist on showing it
People who go the the gym and walk on the treadmill (Go shopping or something if you want to walk).
99.99% of professional footballers (Highly overpaid to$$ers)

13th Apr 2006, 13:16
"See you coming for miles then pull out at the last moment"

My god, WHY oh why do people do this? It happens to me each and every single day. I really cannot understand WHY.:*

bar fly
13th Apr 2006, 13:26
Women who insist on showing off acres of fat round their middles
Fat women who wear thongs and insist on showing it
People who go the the gym and walk on the treadmill (Go shopping or something if you want to walk).

AMEN to that C130 Techie.

They dont help themselves squeezing into jeans about 3 sizes too small (who ARE they kidding?) thus subjecting everyone to an eyeful of overspilled blubber. :yuk:

13th Apr 2006, 13:33
New pilots who pay for their 7x7/A3xx endo, then whinge about why pay and conditions are so low.........:*

13th Apr 2006, 13:34
The man from the agency from whom I rent my apartment...

Dear Sir,

We recently made a visit to your building and noted several dead plants on your balcony...

Please undertake all necessary measures to remedy the situation.

Yours faithfully,
Vincent PRotAT. :*

Gingerbread Man
13th Apr 2006, 14:05
This certainly is a little nugget of bitterness, isn't it? Just so we don't all go home silently fuming, i'd like to push the ball in the opposite direction and say I like it when people put a part used parking ticket back on the machine for other people to use :) . Whilst I know it is cathartic to vent grievances, my head was starting to hurt after reading all that boiling hatred.

P.S. Why would someone care how people pronounce 'kilometre'? If you're going to have a pronunciation field day, do it in Loughborough, Slough or Brough ;) .

Buster Hyman
13th Apr 2006, 14:21
...Gingerbread Men!


Gingerbread Man
13th Apr 2006, 14:26
I can see my comments are not welcome - consider me gone ;) .


The Desert Ferret
13th Apr 2006, 14:27
Baggage handlers at Geneva airport.

Why, at THE gateway to the French Alps, do the 'efficient' Swiss manage to facilitate the orgiastic tumult of carnage and violence that is the experience of trying to find one's ski-ing / snowboarding equipment?

Buster Hyman
13th Apr 2006, 14:30
Buster kills Ginger!...Ooops, wrong thread!;)

13th Apr 2006, 18:35
All on PPRuNe
Good to know we feel the same way about him :E

13th Apr 2006, 18:48
Car park attendants that don't let you give your ticket to someone else. :mad:

13th Apr 2006, 19:13
People who are just forming a rock band.

13th Apr 2006, 19:14
That stupid bastard who does the Halifax Bank of Scotland ad. Howard someone?:confused:

Edit: Yeah, him!


Loose rivets
13th Apr 2006, 19:34
I was led to believe it was an old police saying when being called out to a domestic violence alert "Council House And Violent".
There was another possible origin I was recently told to do with an old University where students were referred to as Chavonians.
I like the former explaination.
Anyway, my nominations are a follows.....
Dangerous drivers
Anyone who inflicts pain on others
Arrogant selfish people

Ah!....so what do violent posh people get called......SHAVs? :confused:

Oh, and the link clearly shows the holding of TWO handguns in the horizontal position. Onan, wasn't that one of your previous thread items?

Well, I know the reason. Guns kick. Some of them kick hard. So, during rapid fire against a lot of aggressors, hold the gun on its side and it will kick in a manner that will take down the next opponent...then the next, and so on.

Now, should you be confronted with several aggressors, the majority of which are standing-one on top of the other--on the first aggressor's shoulders, then hold the gun the normal way up.

(Yes, stately home)

13th Apr 2006, 20:18
Agreed there, colmac, but did you have to post a picture of the odious ****!

13th Apr 2006, 20:28
6MHC thank you kindly.

Ghostie - here's the trick for the tailgaters - you just gotta try it. Wait till they get really close then whack on the hankdbrake, then pull it off again just before they hit. You can get really good at this. Don't react by pi$$ing yourself laughing, just watch the reaction, watch the face, the eyes - no brakelights to warn them heh heh heh. Mind you I always get whacked across the back of my head by my partner but dead worth the effect.:E :} :}

Can I add a few::ugh:

Chavs - such cowardice hitting women - just walk if they hit you.
In fact any people who are Violent - yeah, should be treated as Felons.
Any people who say they will hit people in bars and wouldn't dream of it (Doh, that's me)
Yeah definiteley DS for causing such an irrecoverable mess of Oz aviation.
People who refuse to integrate (stay, love it or leave).

13th Apr 2006, 20:41
Pilots who think they have an ATC ticket :eek:

Right pain in the ass

The Desert Ferret
13th Apr 2006, 20:58
Nobody's mentioned James Blunt for a bit.

Need to keep up momentum.

"Nail them up I say!"

13th Apr 2006, 21:11

He should be dipped in boiling oil and then executed. There is no 'either/or' in his case.


13th Apr 2006, 21:30
drivers who overtake and then brake in front of you ( hence slowing me down)and indicate to get off the motorway at the 1 mile marker (wtf)

drivers who stay in the outside lane until well after the 100 yard marker and then veer across all 3 lanes up the slip road.

drivers who fly down the outside of the roadworks and then ram their way in to gain that precious "extra place".

drivers who when lanes merge keep overtaking till the last second, often with unsecured kids in the back, then cut in at speed to gain a few seconds.

13th Apr 2006, 21:39

He should be dipped in boiling oil and then executed. There is no 'either/or' in his case.


Old [email protected]

'Chuffer' Dandridge
13th Apr 2006, 22:51
Religious nutters who spout heaven and hell and then $hag the choirboys!

Non-celebs who appears on reality TV shows, and then appear every day in the tabloid press as 'stars'.

Drivers who use fog lights when its not foggy.

Airport security scum, especially the butch, female ones.

People who talk loudly in quiet places (especially those who use mobiles)

Chavs of any sort.

Senior managers at my company, most of whom know sweet FA about what they regulate.

Liam Gallagher.

Irish Steve
13th Apr 2006, 23:24
Posters that use smilies that the rest of us don't have access to and which cause so much hilarity and rolling around the floor laughing that any attempt at serious reading is impossible for at least 10 minutes.

In case you missed them because they were so long ago, message numbers 43 started the rot, 79 finished it completely :E :E :E :E

Loose rivets
14th Apr 2006, 04:25
How DARE you!!? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/walnaze/fryingpan.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/walnaze/rant2.gif


Krystal n chips
14th Apr 2006, 08:33
Pretty much all the aforementioned specimens from various posters--however, on a personal level, the duplicitous :mad: ex business "partner". As the law prevents me from forming a noose made from 18swg locking wire around his "bits" and then being set to tighten one turn at a time via a time switch activated set of locking wire pliars---:E I have to rely on the legal world to help crucify the :mad: --- but given his recent proud boast that he "never pays and can out-talk anybody" :hmm: --he should have remembered that I never give up--and that his gob is his undoing--

It's called theft and fraud sunshine and your day is getting closer and closer.:E --c/o a nasty habit I picked up in the Air Force--called tenacity.

Howard Hughes
14th Apr 2006, 08:49
I can't believe he hasn't been said yet......Russell Crowe!!http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/phonetalk.gif

Just for Steve (http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/index.htm)

14th Apr 2006, 08:50
he "never pays"

Now that does sound like my ex....

He doesnt have a passion for wearing your clothes aswell does he Krystal ?

14th Apr 2006, 09:05
That's it Krystal - let it allll out.

Understand he just called to check if his dinner was ready yet:ouch:

Yep I learned a lot of stuff at OTS for the Air Force too like the right to disobey orders that you consider are unlawful. Sort of got put in after stuff like the Me lai massacre.

Seems like in at least one third world country you get an eight month holiday for the priviledge. One defence force has an awful big officer detraining program about to start I suspect.

"Fix bayonets and over the top laddies".

14th Apr 2006, 09:44
I would add Ainsley Harriott (from BBC TVs Ready Steady Cook) to the list - he is just so OTT!!

14th Apr 2006, 10:19
Paul O'Grady (Lily Savage as was) has just announced on Radio 2 that he will be with us for three hours this afternoon. "Oh no you won't" cried self and Mrs. UR with one voice.

14th Apr 2006, 11:51
especially those who pronounce it "goff":yuk:

tony draper
14th Apr 2006, 12:09
People who use word "Dude" in posts,this may seem a tad harsh but on used to frequent a very good website that was ruined by over moderation,and is now peopled only by those who call each other "Dude" and talk of nothing but Star Wars and Star feckin Treck.
:cool: .

Buster Hyman
14th Apr 2006, 13:02
the right to disobey orders that you consider are unlawful
You have that right, and with it comes a discharge & 8 months in the slammer!:ugh:

14th Apr 2006, 15:22
Arrogant selfish people

Uh oh.


C130 Techie
14th Apr 2006, 15:56
The greedy bint suing for 90K and the other greedy free loaders like her

Irish Steve
14th Apr 2006, 23:09
Just for Steve (http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/index.htm)

Thank you thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you :mad: BRILLIANT!!!!:E

14th Apr 2006, 23:10
Send Clowns

That should be enough to make life bearable.


gone till november
15th Apr 2006, 13:23
MMMMM lets see now.

Jeremy Paxman

Tony Blair of cousre and all of his cabinet especialy that one that proves a man can be an island......Prescott.

Bad parents who bring thier vile spawn into this world that will destroy the next. Ie Chavs Neds Knackers and generally anyone of lower class.

Lorry drivers who overtake UP HILL on a two lane carraige way therby holding up the rest of the Western Hemisphere while his "Rig" gets up to 20mph.

Parents who insist on bring little johnny on a long haul flight and lets the little bastard cry for 10hrs because it doesnt want to behave or do as its told. AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH.

Tree huggers that go around cutting down trees to have fly posters made to stick on 4x4 and then have the cheek to say thier saving the planet.....UGH?

All crap training captains

Computer geeks who play with computers instead of women making up viruses that shag your computer.

Jummeira Janes

That fat old git that brought down Thatcher

Mr Gatso and all the plods that use them to raise money for the "secret policemans ball" and their social fund.

etc etc etc and such like:*

C130 Techie
15th Apr 2006, 16:35
People (Kids and adults) who insist on screaming when they get excited

People who think DARTS and SNOOKER are SPORTS

15th Apr 2006, 16:41
People who think DARTS and SNOOKER are SPORTS

Dare you to say that north of Watford!!!

They'd boil yers in oil oop north fer that!! (proper oil mind-beef drippin,not that poncey veg oil shite):ok:

15th Apr 2006, 16:48
Pretty much every driving/chav/political/irritating 'celebrity' mentioned in all previous posts. And anyone/anything else that fecks me off.

I don't recall seeing George W Bush mentioned in all this. Surely he and his 'government' aren't going to escape this thread?? :D

Loose rivets
15th Apr 2006, 17:05
I just love this one.


15th Apr 2006, 23:10
All politicians.
Any council worker. (Not binmen)
The person who writes teletext news, "today there was a fire in a house somewhere, no one died. We have no news on Iraq/Ulster/UK".
Farmers who drive tractors for mile and miles and miles on the main road.
Window cleaners because it's weird to have people staring into your house, usually while you're in the shower.
My dog, for constantly stealing sweets and biscuits and then hiding them behind a sofa.
Cold callers who can't speak English, cold callers who call at the door.
Women who go to a checkout then realise that, 'oh my gosh I've got to pay' and spend ten minutes sorting through a duvet cover sized handbag for a purse then count out all the change. Roll on chip'n'pin.

Better take a blood pressure tablet.


15th Apr 2006, 23:24
people who stand in the queue at mcdonalds for 10 minutes and then only start to decide what they want when they get to the front.

16th Apr 2006, 06:10
Nice One! Noone can top this one!

That stupid bastard who does the Halifax Bank of Scotland ad. Howard someone?:confused:

Edit: Yeah, him!


16th Apr 2006, 06:13
American cable - although they do manage to sqeeze about 3 minutes of actual programmes (even if they are crap) between every ten minutes of crappy repepetative adverts

(btw, I'm watching it now unfortunately)

16th Apr 2006, 08:33
vain self obsessed women.
narcissistic over opinionated harridans.
women who post semi-naked pictures of themselves on the internet and then bleat on when men treat them as sex-objects.
gibbering loony women.
wittering loony women.
all loony women.
Tall women with limbs like orangutans.

16th Apr 2006, 09:13
Little men
Men who try to look, dress and act like woman :}
People who do not live on the edge
Lazy fat sl0bs
non Achievers :cool:

16th Apr 2006, 09:47
gibbering loony women.
wittering loony women.
all loony women.
Tall women with limbs like orangutans

They should be tarred and feathered too

Woman who don't know their place

16th Apr 2006, 09:50
Ahhh...so you've met my ex then Helidecks?

He fits nicely into your first two categories!! ;) hehehehe


16th Apr 2006, 12:21
Weather forecasters who say "remaining dry" as one did last night just as I spotted it had started raining.

Lon More
16th Apr 2006, 14:57
"See you coming for miles then pull out at the last moment"

Maybe if their father had done that ....

16th Apr 2006, 15:04
May I re-suggest..

Dave Martin and his google powered armchair of justice complete with utopian rosy tinted specs?:ok:

16th Apr 2006, 15:07


16th Apr 2006, 17:38
Truck drivers that are not content with measuring time in attoseconds and believe that the duration between indicating and manoeuvring should be reclassified according to their own unique timescale.

GA pilots that troll along at 100kts in IMC, agl - XXX – without a radar service and force others to detour and resume own navigation - after major excursions off track.

Folk who pat you on the back when it’s really a recce for a stabbing :sad:

16th Apr 2006, 19:02
That feckin Barry Scott, from the even more annoying Cillit Bang adverts.

16th Apr 2006, 19:15
McVities Biscuits, because they stopped making orange jaspers

C130 Techie
16th Apr 2006, 19:26
The programme controllers at the BBC for giving Paul O'Grady 3 hours air time yesterday and for giving that moron Chris Evans the weekday drivetime show:mad: :( :(

16th Apr 2006, 19:55
The programme controllers at C4 for giving half tomorrow evening to that prat Peter Kay.

17th Apr 2006, 01:40
I can cope with stupidity. We can't all be in the top percentile by IQ, can we now? (that was a rhetorical question, do not try to answer).
Arrogance I can handle. I've worked with quite a few people who were arrogant but had plenty to be bigheaded about.
It's the combination of stupidity and arrogance that's just not pretty. And that includes you, Andy.
But dipping in boiling oil seems so high cholesterol. How about a nice pan-fry instead?

17th Apr 2006, 04:03
People in front of me who take one step out of/off a lift/escalator and then stop to think of what to do next!!!!:mad:

17th Apr 2006, 10:25
Old people on buses who tut and won't move for those of us with pushchairs and babies. It's me paying for your free ride so f:mad: king move!:mad:

Also the easy access buses whos drivers wont lower the bus!!!:mad: :mad:

17th Apr 2006, 11:41
The mechanics who ain't fixed the kneeling system on yer busses,lexxy.
Jose Moriniho
Dave Martin(again) cos the first three boilings havn't worked!

17th Apr 2006, 11:43
Drivers about to pull out at junctions who constantly look in the opposite direction of travel as oneself as one approaches the junction instead of checking both directions.

17th Apr 2006, 13:04
Mark Halsey
Steve Bennett
Mike Riley

17th Apr 2006, 14:03
Vehicle operators (drivers is not how I would describe them) about to pull out from a junction who watch as you approach, wait til you are just about on 'em, and then pull out in front of you.:mad: :mad: :mad:


17th Apr 2006, 15:04
... and then proceed at a very leisurely pace.

C130 Techie
17th Apr 2006, 15:26
People who drive everywhere at 40 MPH regardless of the speed limit.

All the lazy ignorant @ssholes who are ignoring the temporary one way system in our local high street 'cos they can't be bothered to drive a mile round the block.

The council officials and the police who are doing little to enforce said one way system.

17th Apr 2006, 15:28
Anyone who chews gum with their mouth open. :yuk:

Solid Rust Twotter
17th Apr 2006, 15:31
Anyone who chews gum.:yuk:

17th Apr 2006, 15:33
Had an ex that chewed gum all the time....most off putting when you're having sex!


17th Apr 2006, 15:35
(inspired by Helli-Gurl) People who don't stick their chewing gum to the bedpost during sex:E:E


The Desert Ferret
17th Apr 2006, 15:36
1) The Thameslink train drivers who always stop at different points on the Wimbledon station platform forcing disgruntled passengers to hurtle hither and thither chasing the train.

2) The station controllers who then blow their whistles after 15 seconds rushing people aboard as if they're dawdling when in fact they're embroiled in the ugly disgruntled melee of heaving passengers caused by the above.

Actually - lets simplify this - everybody involved with Thameslink, period - and the parent company GoVia.

Useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless f***ing c**ts. Die, all of them! Ha ha! Gibber gibber drool heave......

17th Apr 2006, 15:39
people that remove their chewing from the bedpost after sex and then put it back in their mouths and continue to chew it!!


The Desert Ferret
17th Apr 2006, 15:41
people that remove their chewing from the bedpost after sex and then put it back in their mouths and continue to chew it!!

Didn't Lonnie Doneghan once sing a song about this? Or am I far too young to remember this?

(Sorry - still frothing after Thameslink outburst - apologies for incoherence).

17th Apr 2006, 15:42
psst - she didn't mention her ex! (well, not specifically) ;)

17th Apr 2006, 15:43
Smokers :*
Cyclists :*
People with beards or moustaches :*
Smokers with beards or moustaches :*
Cyclists with beards or moustaches :*
Smoking cyclists with beards or moustaches :*
People who drive in the middle lane :*
People who drive in the middle lane, wear hats and have beards or moustaches :*
Women with beards or moustaches :*
People who don't l.ike animals :*
Yoof in general :*
Yoof who try to grow beards or moustaches :*

God help you if you're a teenage woman on HRT tablets, who enjoys driving in the middle lane while smoking and wearing a hat having just killed a dog before strapping her bike to the roofrack.

17th Apr 2006, 15:43
Was a different ex TC....

not sure which is worse....someone chewing gum all the time or finding all ya knickers strectched to buggery?


The Desert Ferret
17th Apr 2006, 15:52
knickers strectched to buggery?

Thats a curious metaphor - what the devil was he playing at?

17th Apr 2006, 15:54
people who wear socks with shoes/sandals when wearing shorts. (often brits).


17th Apr 2006, 16:05
I think he was wearing them at the time DF....shudder to think what else might have gone on in them!!

17th Apr 2006, 16:16
All of the media
People who started up media studies courses at degree level
BBC news people in particular for having the ability to be thick as sh1t and patronising all at the same time
People who don't understand the physics of the world
People who can't do simple maths and giggle when they get the wrong answer, usually teachers
Did I mention the media
People who sensationalise the dull and boring news
People who actually care about money for honours and all the other sleaze that goes on in life
Journalists on Question Time WTF
Celebrities of all grades
People who watch celebrity TV for intellectual stimulation
People who steel your ideas and then make a fortune
Drivers who don't know how to use a roundabout
Most drivers

The Desert Ferret
17th Apr 2006, 16:23
People who still pay by cheques.

People who see any value in Question Time - non-experts gibbering about things they don't understand - so what?

People who chew gum (with poor technique) and wear their partner's underwear - I don't have any personal experiences of these wrongdoings but feel I must come out in support of Helli-Gurl who's clearly had a shocking time of it at the hands of a gum-churning-cross-dressing-back-door man.

17th Apr 2006, 17:41
The answer, HelliGurl, is not to wear any . . .

17th Apr 2006, 18:35
The lazy [email protected]@rd employees at OXFORD ROAD STATION in MANCHESTER who couldn't be @rsed to operate the lifts today. Thanks guys. :hmm: :hmm:

17th Apr 2006, 19:32
Sounds like another FIRST, lexxy!:rolleyes:

Why do they keep winning tenders?:suspect:

17th Apr 2006, 20:16
Tried that G-CPTN....but then you guys just think I am easy ;)

No comments from Mr Fraser or Flytest

tall and tasty
17th Apr 2006, 20:22
People who still pay by cheques.especially when they can't find the right card to go with the book!

shops who have labels in clothes that say one size and you try them on and they slide off so you have to go out of the cubicle to find the next size down which is inevitably not there!!!!!

When it says size 10 it should fit a size 10 and not a 14!!!


17th Apr 2006, 21:32
people who stink of bloody bouffing body odours and still have the odacity to go out in public! .. :yuk:

chefs/cooks who dont wear hats and hair is hanging and minging! .. especially when you can see them in a restaurant whilst ordering your food! .. :ugh:

people gobbing on the ground! .. They take that one big gasp of air and spit! .. That phlem (spelling) thing! .. :}

kids who's mums pick up their dummies and put them in their mouths then put them in the babies mouth! .. yeuck! .. :*

17th Apr 2006, 21:37
kids who's mums pick up their dummies and put them in their mouths then put them in the babies mouth!

Could be worse - they might just put the bugga straight into lill ' baba's gob.. :{

17th Apr 2006, 23:10
Have we had Carol Vorderman yet?

Also the guy that parks across the back end of vehicles that are correctly parked and then causes gridlock in my local village because the bus cannot manoevre round his car whilst he buys a paper at the newsagent and then strolls out totally unaware of the mayhem he has caused!

tony draper
17th Apr 2006, 23:48
Carol !! woss wrong wi Carol,she got a spiffing pair of legs and a proper woman shape and she wears short skirts,one forbids you to touch Carol.