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Jesters
11th Apr 2006, 12:56
For all you budding beaver stylists:
Shave your beaver! (http://www.indemand.com/HSOD/beaversalon/)
J:E

acbus1
11th Apr 2006, 14:05
The "Zorro" gives me an idea...........:E

Lon More
11th Apr 2006, 16:00
Liked the tie - what the well dressed nudist is wearing?

Ozzy
11th Apr 2006, 17:57
No, shaking hands is fine....ooer wrong joke

Ozzy

Chitty's Leader
11th Apr 2006, 20:17
http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd2/6493/Beaver1.JPG

tart1
11th Apr 2006, 21:33
You bet!!


Do you? :E

Bahn-Jeaux
11th Apr 2006, 21:58
British beaver, Dam (geddit)....mutter...hat, coat,....

Background Noise
11th Apr 2006, 22:04
And i thought you were talking about THIS (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1843170515/026-2486655-3990851)

Bahn-Jeaux
11th Apr 2006, 22:17
Or this,
http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/764623.1127500971169.Shaved_beaver.jpg

AnEviltwinEr
11th Apr 2006, 22:30
Superman:
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7631/beaver2wc.jpg

AnEviltwinEr
11th Apr 2006, 22:31
Hitler:

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/3491/beaver26dt.jpg

Something says that I have too much time on my hands?
:)

Whirlygig
11th Apr 2006, 22:34
How did you save your beaver? I had a lovely one with a beautiful blonde handlebar moustache but lost it :}

Cheers

Whirls

Skycop
11th Apr 2006, 22:42
"How did you save your beaver?"

Not sure about that but is the slogan: "Preserve wildlife - pickle a squirrel" of any use?

Howard Hughes
11th Apr 2006, 22:43
Once again I feel have been ripped off by a JB thread title laced with inuendo.:}

Now you boys just run along and play with your cyber beavers and I'll go play with mine.;)

You bet!!


Do you?

YOU BET!!http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/winkgrin.gif

Whirlygig
11th Apr 2006, 22:44
Skycop,

You said you'd keep my secret prize-winning chutney recipe, just that - secret!

I am now trying to recreate my beaver but it's not the same :(

Cheers

Whirls

Skycop
11th Apr 2006, 22:51
Is that "re-create", as in create it once again, or "recreate", as in "recreation"? ;)

Whirlygig
11th Apr 2006, 22:54
Bit of both really :O
Funny Sky, you remind me of someone :confused:

Cheers

Whirls

Skycop
11th Apr 2006, 23:20
Dixon of Dock Green? Tom Cruise? Mel Gibson? :cool:

But probably Victor Meldrew............ :=

Whirlygig
11th Apr 2006, 23:27
Dixon of Dock Green? Not sure where he comes into it - the other two have an attribute in common though :E

But no, someone else, can't quite put my finger on it .....

Ah yes, I remember - Lynne Truss :ok:

Cheers

Whirls

Skycop
11th Apr 2006, 23:34
Damn, my cover blown!:\

Secret Squire
11th Apr 2006, 23:52
http://www.shavemyyeti.com/

a veritable alternative!

G-CPTN
11th Apr 2006, 23:56
Thanks, but not yeti . . .

Bahn-Jeaux
11th Apr 2006, 23:57
Thats abominable.

AnEviltwinEr
12th Apr 2006, 02:40
Yes, yeti

Mmmmmm.... yeti

BlueWolf
12th Apr 2006, 04:39
There is an alcoholic beverage emporium in a town not far from me which trades under the name "Beaver Liquor".

Yes, true.
:ok:

tubthumper
12th Apr 2006, 20:33
Jesters,

Just wondering what you Googled to come up with an amusing web-site about shaving beavers....:E

Whirlygig
12th Apr 2006, 23:28
Well, I've just given my yeti a mohican and a nice off-the-shoulder number (in white obviously) and thought he might like his nether regions shaving. Yes, he does. Seemed to enjoy it in fact.

But I'm quite disappointed that my yeti was still hairly underneath and has an abominable taste in boxer shorts!

Cheers

Whirls

BALIX
13th Apr 2006, 08:53
Is it not Mike Tyson underneath all that Yeti fur?

acbus1
13th Apr 2006, 09:08
I'm quite disappointed that my yeti was still hairly underneath and has an abominable taste in boxer shorts!

I would imagine all yeti have abominable tastes in their boxer shorts.

effortless
13th Apr 2006, 09:31
You have to finish shaving him to get the full benefit.

Lon More
13th Apr 2006, 09:40
I would imagine all yeti have abominable tastes in their boxer shorts
due to the lack of hot water to wash the contents with I suppose it would taste pretty rank

IMHFO
13th Apr 2006, 21:51
I shaved a cat once. :E

BTW what's a Beaver.

G-CPTN
14th Apr 2006, 01:35
Sort of like a big hairy pussy.

IMHFO
14th Apr 2006, 02:44
Oh yeah - that was it then!:}