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BluntM8
10th Apr 2006, 20:06
I've just been shown this document (http://www.ctcaviation.com/pdf/040202_crimCRCbasic.pdf) which lists some of the offences which will stop you getting an airside pass and therefore flying.

I couldn't help but notice there is an offence under Section 3(1) of the Sexual Offences Act 1956 entitled "Procuration of Intercourse by False Pretences".

So how does that work then? And how am I supposed to pull anymore?

Disclaimer: Obviously the Sexual Offences Act is a serious business and should be treated with appropriate gravity and I'm a big enough boy to realise how serious it all is. So don't get a sad on at me.

G-CPTN
10th Apr 2006, 20:12
Having an article with a blade or point on it in a public place.
No sharp pencils then!

Onan the Clumsy
10th Apr 2006, 21:05
should be treated with appropriate gravity Wouldn't that depend on the density of the surrounding rocks?

BluntM8
10th Apr 2006, 21:41
Wouldn't that depend on the density of the surrounding rocks?

On the advice of my lawyers, I would like to make it clear that I am in no way advocating telling a girl you are a spaceman for the purposes of getting your leg over. Or a geologist.

Unless you are one, but frankly I'd not tell them anyway :D

Howard Hughes
11th Apr 2006, 00:12
I am really concerned about this one?

"Living on earnings of prostitution"

Would this not preclude many pilot's from holding an airside pass?;)

Onan the Clumsy
11th Apr 2006, 02:35
No. I think that would apply to management.

acbus1
11th Apr 2006, 09:52
"Procuration of Intercourse by False Pretences".

Boob jobs are an obvious example.

SLFguy
11th Apr 2006, 10:58
Boob jobs are an obvious example.


Methinks 'ladyboys' beat boobs hands down.... :hmm:

green granite
11th Apr 2006, 11:25
This means thar you must take your lawyer along on every date so that
anything you say can be twisted and used in your defense :}


can anybody cite a case brought under that law?

acbus1
11th Apr 2006, 11:46
anything you say can be twisted
Mmmm! I like you!

Go on then. Twist away.

Not too painful.......

....Ah!

.....Just a bit more......

......U-u-u-u-uuh!

...........Ooooooooh, more.....

................Urghhhhh, aaaaah! That'sssssss iiiiiiiiiiiiit......yesssssssss!!!!!!!!

BluntM8
11th Apr 2006, 12:41
take your lawyer along on every date

Saves on contraceptives?