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Krystal n chips
9th Apr 2006, 10:42
For the more erudite amongst us ( Terms and Conditions apply as do exclusion clauses for this definition ;) :E ) some little gems from the past.


9th Apr 2006, 11:06
Good, but doesn't quite take the edge off "Donkey-raping shit eater" or "Your mother was a squaw and your father was the seventh cavalry". :E :ok:

henry crun
9th Apr 2006, 11:27
Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.

Ah, you whoreson loggerhead,you were born to do me shame.

9th Apr 2006, 12:19
'You worse than senseless thing". Doesn't quite have the zap! of

'You morally-corrupt, scum-sucking bottom-feeder'. :hmm:

9th Apr 2006, 13:05
"Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood."

Methinkf perhapf he waf piffed when he faid that.

Gingerbread Man
9th Apr 2006, 13:08
You foul quainty! A pox on you! :eek:

Chitty's Leader
9th Apr 2006, 13:10
"Come, you are a tedious fool. To the purpose."
- What's 'ee trying to say about me??! :(

9th Apr 2006, 13:16
Infirm of purpose!

Taken from: Macbeth

:\ :eek: :ooh:

Little Lady
9th Apr 2006, 13:22
I never forget a face but in your case I'm willing to make an exception

courtesy of Groucho Marx

Charlie Foxtrot India
9th Apr 2006, 15:12
What happened to

"Take thy face hence, thou cream faced loon!"

Can't remember which play.:hmm: