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bar fly
5th Apr 2006, 16:55
What a pain in the ass:


http://www.office-humour.co.uk/g/i/3717/

:eek:

4Foxtrot
5th Apr 2006, 17:02
I'd say it was because he led the tiger on and the way he was dressed. Purrfect crime. [that was terrible]

Solid Rust Twotter
5th Apr 2006, 17:03
This could be one of those situations where faking an orgasm would be acceptable...

4Foxtrot
5th Apr 2006, 17:09
But if the tiger ever found out he faked the orgasm then it might be pretty upset and eat the trapezist.

Sounds like one for Agony Aunt. :}

Rainboe
5th Apr 2006, 17:15
No need, the Agony Aunt squad have been called out and are here already! For being bummed and pretending he enjoyed it good. For the fake orgasm, he should be eaten.....which would make it all round a good session for him- bummed and eaten! Did he do it on purpose?
I expect it hurt. Tigers are big fellahs, and those claws halfway up their front legs are pretty mean looking.

Jerricho
5th Apr 2006, 17:29
Mr Lo Hek certainly doesn't pull any punches, does he.

frostbite
5th Apr 2006, 18:22
There will still be some who would have paid for that experience.

Don't think I know any of them.

colmac747
5th Apr 2006, 18:23
Bit of bugger, i'd imagine:ugh:

green granite
5th Apr 2006, 18:31
Is'nt there a saying "if rape is inevitable lay back and enjoy it"? :rolleyes:

FLCH
5th Apr 2006, 18:59
I recall that this has happened before, a man wrote of his amorous experiences with a tiger, I think the book was called "Tigers Revenge" by Claude Balls.

ShyTorque
5th Apr 2006, 21:32
I recall that this has happened before, a man wrote of his amorous experiences with a tiger, I think the book was called "Tigers Revenge" by Claude Balls.

Are you sure he wasn't lion?

Whirlygig
5th Apr 2006, 21:36
A lion AND a cheetah eh? Typical of those Balls :}

Cheers

Whirls

acbus1
6th Apr 2006, 08:29
Makes a change from men obsessed with pussy.

Davaar
6th Apr 2006, 08:53
Bit of bugger, i'd imagine:ugh:

Come! Come! Please, Colmac, let's use language with precision: not a bugger, but a cat-amite.

arcniz
6th Apr 2006, 09:13
The ne plus ultra of this genre was written by Balzac - "A Passion in the Desert".

One can obtain a copy of this old but truly wonderful story, in English, at:


http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/1/5/5/1555/1555.txt


This short tale is like a good brandy: provocative, soothing, and deeply memorable. Enjoy it, please.

airship
6th Apr 2006, 12:33
Next time you fill up, put a tiger in your :...

ShyTorque
7th Apr 2006, 11:51
If this had happened in UK, the trampolinist would have been prosecuted under the health and safety regulations for:

a) Not wearing a hard hat.
b) Not wearing a reflective vest and safety harness.
c) For lighting up a cigarette afterwards, whilst lying back on the straw.