Xeque
22nd Mar 2006, 16:10
I just had an e-Mail from Asia Miles. There is this wonderful picture of a new Gulf Air First Class seat (which can become a fully flat bed at the touch of a button or three) set up with a dining table and a 'jump seat' opposite for your luncheon/dinner guest and attended by a 'Sky Chef' (there's a joke to start with - he doen't cook anything) and a 'trolly dolly'.
The immediate thought springs to mind. Who will actually occupy the opposite seat? It certainly wouldn't be another First Class passenger because they will have their own dining table and opposite jump seat. Having paid a kings ransome for the privilege of occupying one in the first place would they be likely to give it all up to join someone else? I think not.
So where will the opposite 'guest' come from?
Business Class? Don't think so. They'll all be pounding away on their laptops getting the Powerpoint presentation ready for the company sales pitch 55 minutes after landing at Heathrow.
Invite a guest from cattle class? Now there's a novel idea. Like giving cake to the peasants on the barracades. Perhaps there could be a draw based on seat numbers followed by an announcement "Would the occupant of seat 49K please make themselves known to a member of the cabin crew? You are going to be given the 'privilege' of a meal in First Class as the guest of someone who probably hasn't actually paid their fare (their employer did that for them)"
Ahh the airlines and their dependency on a three class system. Don't you, as a member of the regularly travelling public and crammed into your 31 x 17 inch boxes in cattle class just love them ? Willie Walsh take note - but I know you won't. :ugh:
The immediate thought springs to mind. Who will actually occupy the opposite seat? It certainly wouldn't be another First Class passenger because they will have their own dining table and opposite jump seat. Having paid a kings ransome for the privilege of occupying one in the first place would they be likely to give it all up to join someone else? I think not.
So where will the opposite 'guest' come from?
Business Class? Don't think so. They'll all be pounding away on their laptops getting the Powerpoint presentation ready for the company sales pitch 55 minutes after landing at Heathrow.
Invite a guest from cattle class? Now there's a novel idea. Like giving cake to the peasants on the barracades. Perhaps there could be a draw based on seat numbers followed by an announcement "Would the occupant of seat 49K please make themselves known to a member of the cabin crew? You are going to be given the 'privilege' of a meal in First Class as the guest of someone who probably hasn't actually paid their fare (their employer did that for them)"
Ahh the airlines and their dependency on a three class system. Don't you, as a member of the regularly travelling public and crammed into your 31 x 17 inch boxes in cattle class just love them ? Willie Walsh take note - but I know you won't. :ugh: