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10th Mar 2006, 15:22
Gives me an excuse to post my favourite of this week, with thanks to my neighbour's missus.

.......for the joke, I mean.

A bear a lion and a chicken are discussing who is the hardest.

The Bear says "When I roar the whole forest trembles"

The Lion Says "When I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear"

The Chicken Says "All I have to do is cough and the whole f***ing world
s**ts itself"

10th Mar 2006, 15:24
Oh fer chrissakes! This one is hardly a week old on another thread.

10th Mar 2006, 15:30
Lol. Back to joke school for you acbus:8

10th Mar 2006, 15:34
Ah well, stick to the day job I guess. :(

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10th Mar 2006, 16:08
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not! Its 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, Please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here... on the swing!" replies the drunk.