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colmac747
8th Mar 2006, 12:10
http://www.pasteeaters.com/funny_jokes/prison_name_generator.asp

Erm:uhoh: Mine is Cock Gobler:*

:ugh:

And my PpRune name is Sugar Pussy!

phoenix son
8th Mar 2006, 12:11
"Faggot", apparently...:uhoh:

colmac747
8th Mar 2006, 12:13
Yep, Phoenix Son would back that up!:p

USE THE RUDDERS
8th Mar 2006, 12:13
:uhoh: " Golden Shower Whore "

Wyler
8th Mar 2006, 12:16
'Fancy Pants'.

Oh God, hope it's a short sentence.

BellEndBob
8th Mar 2006, 12:17
'Whore'

That's about right. Snout anyone?:E

SLFguy
8th Mar 2006, 12:18
Dildo Head :{

Tony Blair is 'Cum Queen' ....didcha like that George..didcha?

ex_matelot
8th Mar 2006, 12:20
Result!!!!

Im...Ugly Skank Bitch ****!!!!

Gingerbread Man
8th Mar 2006, 12:29
Bow down to "The Wood-Meister" :cool: .

Oh yes, I knew it was going to be a good day today.

Ginger :D

(Unfortunately my PPRuNe name is "Salad Tosser", but we'll sweep that under the rug.)

The SSK
8th Mar 2006, 12:31
Piss Guzzler

Somebody actually called me that on my last stretch, so I tore his head off. After that it was variously 'Sir', 'Boss' or 'Guv'

tall and tasty
8th Mar 2006, 12:32
"The Harpoon" or "Nipple Nibbler" depending on how it is spelt

:p :}

TnT

Ps did my brother's name and it came out as this:

"Fist FU*ker" he will like that!

Flying Farmer
8th Mar 2006, 12:33
The Harpoon :} it knows something I don't ;)

djk
8th Mar 2006, 12:38
Apparantly I'm "Jockstrap Jockey" :{

lasernigel
8th Mar 2006, 12:41
Snaggle tooth..tho snaggled around what or whom I dread to think!:}

Flyt3est
8th Mar 2006, 12:45
FCUK STICK at your service.....:E

Apparently George W Bush is "Gimp".. figures...

chuckT
8th Mar 2006, 13:00
Horse Hung Harry... yeah... see you guys in tha shower !! :cool:
...and that would be my pprune ident...

In real life... Im a Queer Johnny :p

FLCH
8th Mar 2006, 13:04
I'm apparently a "Knob Goblin"....is that a good thing ??:confused:

fokker
8th Mar 2006, 13:30
... I'm sorry, what exactly is a "Ball Sucker"?

Evening Star
8th Mar 2006, 13:41
'Evening Star' = 'The Fist'

Rather appeals ... "yr don't mess wi' t'Fist". :ouch: :ok:

Not telling you what my real name turns into :O .

Wyler
8th Mar 2006, 13:50
Pprune tag = Sh*t Eater. How terribly quaint. I could go double barrelled 'Mr Sh*t Eating Fancy Pants'. Almost Aristocracy.

acbus1
8th Mar 2006, 14:01
My prison name?

Capt. acbus1 :(

I get out in a few years. Assuming G Brown leaves me with enough pension to live on. :*

colmac747
8th Mar 2006, 17:17
Interestingly, my wife's prison name is Juicy Ass..

Didn't need some computer generator to tell me that:\ :8

Taildragger67
8th Mar 2006, 17:38
Hang on, something's going on here, I'm the Salad Tosser!!

But my pimp name's P.Gangsta.

If you like Tony Blair's beee-artch name, you should see what it spits out for his mate in No.11...

The Boss Dragger certainly didn't think much of her Big House name...

wingman863
8th Mar 2006, 17:43
Cum Guzzler.:cool:

petitfromage
8th Mar 2006, 18:18
Ouch: "Double Fisted"

Colmac: My g/f is also Juicy Arse! Not your wife I trust ;)

tilewood
8th Mar 2006, 18:39
"Ass Muncher"

Even when you go 'inside' nothing changes!! :bored:

BelfastChild
8th Mar 2006, 18:55
"Sweet Lips" - might get my mouth sewn shut if I end up in the slammer......

Dan Bentley
8th Mar 2006, 19:10
'Alter Boy'...

RAC/OPS
8th Mar 2006, 19:34
Yo Bitches, I am de Ox - do not mess with tha Ox! As Mr Ops I am Glory Hole though. Ooooh!!

separator
8th Mar 2006, 21:10
"The One-Eyed Ogre"

PPRuNe: Hot Hole

Hmmmm..........

I wonder how my appeal is progressing.

sep

sixmilehighclub
8th Mar 2006, 21:24
Under sixmile highclub, I become.... [email protected] !!!

My mobile number comes up as Biatch Ho.

Is someone trying to tell me something??

IanH
8th Mar 2006, 21:25
Backroom Baller

Whatever one of them is ! :eek:

colmac747
8th Mar 2006, 21:28
Backroom Baller
Whatever one of them is ! :eek:

A very, very quick search of Google leads me to believe Backroom Baller is a perv?!:confused:

:ooh:

Chitty's Leader
8th Mar 2006, 21:40
The Undertaker :cool: (....a bit better than Sweet Lips!)

OneWorld22
8th Mar 2006, 22:13
Errr, mine is f**k stick! :confused: :eek:

spencerbabe
8th Mar 2006, 22:19
mine is

Aryan **** toy

Lon More
8th Mar 2006, 22:25
I seem to be a Backroom Baller

tall and tasty
8th Mar 2006, 23:07
tried my pprune name and this is what came up:

"The Necrophiliac" :ugh: :uhoh: :confused:

TnT:{ :{

Buster Hyman
8th Mar 2006, 23:12
My Proon name got "Sugar Pussy" whilst my other name got "Ass Executioner!"http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/wcj.gif

Romeo Delta
9th Mar 2006, 04:41
Real name gets "Wish Bone"
PPRuNe name gets "Ass Mangler"

So I guess I go both ways, eh? At least in PRISON I do... :eek:

empacher48
9th Mar 2006, 05:35
How 'bout Weed Whacker??

acbus1
9th Mar 2006, 05:41
Count Suckula. :uhoh:

MagnusP
9th Mar 2006, 08:02
"Ox". I like that. :}

YYZ
9th Mar 2006, 08:38
Finger f***er....

That'll do I guess, better than some?:E


Gary Glitter = Turd Knocker, nice eh:ugh:

angels
9th Mar 2006, 10:07
I'm happy enough with 'Weed Whacker'. :cool: