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1st Mar 2006, 08:12
The Leaders of the big Beer Companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Millers gets a Miller, the Head of Coors gets a Coors and so on. Until its Arthur Guiness's turn. He orders a Soda!
"Why didn't you order a Guiness?" everyone asks. "Nah," Guiness replies. "If you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I!"

1st Mar 2006, 08:32
Famous cartoon in Denmark (Hah! Not those ones!) has a picture of a horse, drinking from one beer keg and urinating into a second. Depending on your preference, the kegs will be variously labelled "Carlsberg" and "Tuborg".

I remember a tale about two Yorkshiremen in a pub in London.
One says, "Looks like rain."
T'other replies "Don't taste much like beer, either."

Here, there's Speight's, or whatever they give you in the recovery ward :ok: :ok: :ok:

Solid Rust Twotter
1st Mar 2006, 08:38
Nothing wrong with a drop of Taranagi Gold...:E :ok:

B Fraser
1st Mar 2006, 09:25
Drinking Bud, Miller or Coors is like making love in a canoe

f%cking close to water.