Yossarian
25th Feb 2006, 12:21
The New Plan was put into action!
Darkness was upon the faces of the Workers.
And the Workers went unto their Team Leaders and said:
"This is a crock of sh1t and it stinks."
And the Team Leaders went unto their Supervisors saying:
"It is a pail of dung and we can't live with the smell."
And the Supervisors went unto their Department Managers saying:
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."
And the Department Managers went unto their Managers saying:
"It is a vessel of fertiliser and none may abide its strength."
And the Managers went unto the General Manager saying:
"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."
And the General Manager went unto the Managing Director saying:
"It promotes growth and it is very powerful."
And the Managing Director went unto the Board of Directors and said:
"This new Plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the Workplace with very powerful effects."
And the Board of Directors looked upon The Plan and saw that it was good.
And The Plan became Policy.
Darkness was upon the faces of the Workers.
And the Workers went unto their Team Leaders and said:
"This is a crock of sh1t and it stinks."
And the Team Leaders went unto their Supervisors saying:
"It is a pail of dung and we can't live with the smell."
And the Supervisors went unto their Department Managers saying:
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."
And the Department Managers went unto their Managers saying:
"It is a vessel of fertiliser and none may abide its strength."
And the Managers went unto the General Manager saying:
"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."
And the General Manager went unto the Managing Director saying:
"It promotes growth and it is very powerful."
And the Managing Director went unto the Board of Directors and said:
"This new Plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the Workplace with very powerful effects."
And the Board of Directors looked upon The Plan and saw that it was good.
And The Plan became Policy.