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mcluhan
12th Feb 2006, 11:56
we have the " what cant you do " thread , how about one whhere ppruners can brag about the unique things they CAN DO !:ok:
i start off
mcluhan can claim rope like a young tarzan :p , ever since i was little was claiming everything and everything . i swear theres a catburglar extraordinare in me ....:cool:
the other notable skill is my ability to sleep through everything ... some sad and fiunny stories thre :oh:

Jerricho
12th Feb 2006, 12:05
I can make the best home-brewed beer in the world.

Full of flavour, made with my loving hands, and at the alcohol level I want :E

frostbite
12th Feb 2006, 12:16
I am expert at watching other people work - no matter what the task, in whatever field, they can rely on my full and undivided attention.

stue
12th Feb 2006, 12:17
I can do nothing of any use, or so my girlfriend says! (thats got to be pretty good, right?):confused:

Non Normal
12th Feb 2006, 12:19
I am very good at wasting oxygen.

Ultranomad
12th Feb 2006, 14:48
Back in elementary school, I answered: I can wiggle my ears. Still true, actually.

stue
12th Feb 2006, 14:51
i can wiggle my ears too, not much of a hit with the ladies though that one:(

Evening Star
12th Feb 2006, 14:58
I can move my tongue into interesting shapes ... now that is a hit with the ladies.:E :ok:

stue
12th Feb 2006, 15:00
Evening Star,

Who Cant?:E

BRL
12th Feb 2006, 15:57
I can hover(levitate) like David Blaine! :ok:

timmcat
12th Feb 2006, 16:00
I can expand my nostrils to twice their normal size.

Jerricho
12th Feb 2006, 16:01
Prove it!!!!!!!!

timmcat
12th Feb 2006, 16:03
Okies. give me 2 mins with my camera phone......




edit..
I would not wish these pics on anyone, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

.. shuffles off to find shaver and nasal hair trimmer...

Send Clowns
12th Feb 2006, 16:08
I can lick the tip of my nose

con-pilot
12th Feb 2006, 16:44
I can fly an ILS inverted.















(In a simulator.;) )

candoo
12th Feb 2006, 17:10
I Candoo anything I want to :ok:

ProofReader
12th Feb 2006, 17:25
I'm an expert at putting my foot in my mouth. :ouch: Ok, so I missed that time!

PS the definition of an expert is a drip under pressure. :uhoh:

G-CPTN
12th Feb 2006, 17:28
Surely that's ex spurt?
Or is it eggs pert?

ProofReader
12th Feb 2006, 17:32
....... :ok:

AeroSpark
12th Feb 2006, 17:50
I can make the best home-brewed beer in the world.
Full of flavour, made with my loving hands, and at the alcohol level I want :E

How? Tell me please, i beg you, plllleeeaaaassseeeee.......
(as you can probably tell all my previous attempts have goe t*ts up big time:{ )

tony draper
12th Feb 2006, 18:08
One can still shuffle three aces or any other hand to the bottom of a deck of cards and deal em unseen,the strange thing being this talent emerged very early in draper,one had a inborn ability to waterfall shuffle and cut a deck of cards one handed,perhaps it is a talent handed down from a previous life,hmmm, one is also very fast with a gun.
:rolleyes:

birdlady
12th Feb 2006, 18:43
I can turn my arm inside out. :\ :\

I also can make funny shapes with my tongue...... huge hit with the guys :ok: :ok: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Jerricho
12th Feb 2006, 18:52
@ Birdlady now

"PROVE IT!!!!!




;)

birdlady
12th Feb 2006, 18:58
That, my good man, could be a little tricky :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Jerricho
12th Feb 2006, 19:04
((Curling toungue + Digital Camera) * Interweb)/ Birdlady = Smiles for all :}

tony draper
12th Feb 2006, 20:08
I can do four of the five platonic solids with me tongue, its the Dodecahedron one cannot do,one defies anybody to do the dodecahedron with the tongue alone,it may just be possible using the tongue and little finger,but one would have to see it to believe it.
:rolleyes:

tall and tasty
12th Feb 2006, 20:15
I can clean, cook, make good food, be a nursey when necc, taxi driver, play the piano, dance, sing!make tea and coffee...........................oh I see what is my party piece I can get my feet behind my ears and do the splits!:E

TnT .

Halfbaked_Boy
12th Feb 2006, 20:24
I've always had a knack for armwrestling and getting punched in the teeth :p

Cheers, Jack.

BRL
12th Feb 2006, 20:36
Ooooooooooooh Loooooooooooordy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





off to drool..........

miazaky
12th Feb 2006, 20:45
I can speak fluent welsh if that counts :)

Jerricho
12th Feb 2006, 22:15
oh I see what is my party piece I can get my feet behind my ears and do the splits!

*Jerricho falls over*

PROVE IT!!!!

con-pilot
12th Feb 2006, 22:42
Jerry, down boy down, now go take one of your pills and you'll be okay.

Trust me.:E

(On second thought you might need two pills, a cold shower helped me.):(

mcluhan
13th Feb 2006, 06:24
TnT , you have them all beat :ok: :E
is it true that most girls with long legs can put their feet behind their ears , thats what one of my friends who has really long legs told me . she showed me too ........ glory days :ok: :E :E

tinpis
13th Feb 2006, 06:31
Tin is known as "Iron Chef Darwhine" http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/Japon.gif

birdlady
13th Feb 2006, 14:00
I can fly a plane and parallel park in a jeep..... now there's something you dont see a lady doing every day ;) ;) :D

Jerricho,

I think you need to get out more :p :p

tall and tasty
13th Feb 2006, 14:31
*Jerricho falls over*
why the splits are not that difficult it is all to do with how flexable your hips are and mine are very and getting you feet behind your ears well that again I though alot could!!

Maybe I am too flexiable or just weird!!:O

Again I would have to get someone to witness it or get them to take the photo!

parallel park in a jeepi learnt how to do that as the car was not mine and the pride and joy of my brother and if I marked it.......... I never told him my sis and I walked it over a washed out road in a mountain where the road width was 6 feet at the widest and with a 1,000ft drop to the right and no way to turn it around. The fun of being young twenty year olds out having an adventure in the wilds of islands in the med!!
TnT

G-CPTN
13th Feb 2006, 14:38
I can speak fluent welsh if that counts :)


Yep!

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Dau
Tri
Pedwar
Pump
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Saith
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Jo Cover
13th Feb 2006, 15:06
I can run, swim, play tennis....:E :E

I am a also a fantastic photographer, so T&T can I volunteer my sevices to be behind the camers when you do the splits etc....:E :E :8 :8

Gouabafla
13th Feb 2006, 15:07
I speak a couple of West African languages fairly fluently.

I know which remote control to use for getting the TV and Freeview box to work - something which defeats my wife completely.

Lon More
13th Feb 2006, 15:13
Jerricho wrote .... the best home-brewed beer in the world. ....made with my loving hands ....

I use hops in mine:p

Jerricho
13th Feb 2006, 15:14
But with loving hands you can feel the experience Lon..............

miazaky
13th Feb 2006, 15:15
Yep!
Un
Dau
Tri
Pedwar
Pump
Chwech
Saith
Wyth
Naw
Deg

Da iawn ti - neis i weld bod rhai pobl ddim mor ddwl :E

G-CPTN
13th Feb 2006, 15:26
Da iawn ti - neis i weld bod rhai pobl ddim mor ddwl :E

:confused:

got caught
13th Feb 2006, 15:40
I can touch my nose with my tongue.

And breath through my ears :mad: