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Rick Storm
10th Feb 2006, 17:38
Ok here we go, concentrate.......

Good or what! It creases me every time I beam it out.

Niaga Dessip
10th Feb 2006, 17:43
Thought of it before....:=


Marvin the Robot
10th Feb 2006, 18:13
I'd post my response if you hadn't already seen it.

Maybe when the Mods perfect the technique, they can delete threads that don't "fit in" before they've been started.

None of the above
10th Feb 2006, 18:14
Two mind readers met in the street.
One says to the other "You're all right. How am I?"

Onan the Clumsy
10th Feb 2006, 18:21
My girlfriend speaks to dead people and for her birthday I got her a new dress.

The sales lady asked me what size and I said "I don't know. I think she's a medium".

Loose rivets
11th Feb 2006, 04:27
Ha ha ha ha ha.....tee he he.:}

That was for Onan's joke.

Ho ho ho....tee he he Ooo err missus.

That was for the next joke.

there'd better be one after all that

11th Feb 2006, 06:33
An Irishman, an Englishman and. . .

Aw, at least wait til I finish. :p

The circus clairvoyant dwarf made off with the takings. Police are looking for a small medium at large.

11th Feb 2006, 14:57


Marvin the Robot
11th Feb 2006, 15:32
I'm thinking of a colour.............:suspect:

11th Feb 2006, 16:29
And she said "You're not putting THAT thing in THERE!"

Rick Storm
11th Feb 2006, 16:59
WHY do I have to work with amateur mind readers!!!!! The punch line IS....
WWII Dutch pilot on 'This is your life (tv prog) ' The presenter says.."To all viewers at home, a fockker is a german fighter plane"

Dutch pilot..."No no no, these fockkers were messershmitts" :D

11th Feb 2006, 21:19
NO NO NO, don't mention the war! The Germans are coming.:E

11th Feb 2006, 21:27
Guten Abend.......vot vor?

11th Feb 2006, 23:54
Nut screws washers and bolts

Marvin the Robot
12th Feb 2006, 05:11
Nut screws washers and bolts
I've told you already.......wrong thread! :*

Dan Bentley
13th Feb 2006, 21:44
Caption this picture:

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" ?"

Buster Hyman
13th Feb 2006, 22:25
Amazing! The Mods have already deleted my inappropriate response!:hmm: