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link4
9th Feb 2006, 16:11
Hi

For the small circle of us there is a niche market for chat up lines, all suggestions are welcome for the best pilot chat up line! Share and share alike people!

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con-pilot
9th Feb 2006, 16:19
Ya want to see my thrusters?:p :p :p



(Sorry, couldn't help myself.:E )

VFE
9th Feb 2006, 17:03
"I'm a pilot"

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, it's the only way I get to give women a ride these days..."

VFE.

G-CPTN
9th Feb 2006, 17:04
How about "I could get you a job as an air hostess."

(I know they're called cabin crew nowadays, but air hostess sounds more . . . romantic.)


"Would you like to see my big watch?"

Techman
9th Feb 2006, 17:13
"Isn't there a bit of a pilot in you?"

"No!"

"Would you like some?"

link4
9th Feb 2006, 17:16
LOL these are great guys, keep them coming! Nothing to lose and all to gain ;)

c_jephcott
9th Feb 2006, 17:44
I'm a pilot, can I lower your flaps?

AerBabe
9th Feb 2006, 17:58
I'm surprised no-one has mentioned big choppers yet.

FLCH
9th Feb 2006, 18:13
I'll show you my cockpit....if you show me yours.

dis80786
9th Feb 2006, 18:17
'Hi, I'm a pilot. Does your Dad have any jobs?'

BenThere
9th Feb 2006, 18:27
"Like my Skagen watch, it's Danish."

Solid Rust Twotter
9th Feb 2006, 18:28
Do you want fries with that?

Lafyar Cokov
9th Feb 2006, 18:47
"how much do I have to pay to get a shag in this town???"

lloydsky
9th Feb 2006, 18:57
could try the old "I'm a pilot - fancy a shag?"

or just the normal ones

"The word of the day is legs - Lets go back to my place and spread the word!"

"I may not be the best looking pilot in here, but I'm the only one talking to you!"

and just remember - Pilot's make smoother approaches!!

Miserlou
9th Feb 2006, 19:01
I'm a pilot but that doesn't necessarily make me a bad person.

frostbite
9th Feb 2006, 20:14
I bet you'd make a great hostie - come and try the aptitude test.

Jinkster
9th Feb 2006, 20:34
I wouldnt bother using them if I were you, most people dont believe you anyway.

Solid Rust Twotter
9th Feb 2006, 20:37
I'm a pilot - How do you like me so far?

click
9th Feb 2006, 20:59
I am a pilot, got any spare change?

I.R.PIRATE
9th Feb 2006, 21:16
I.R.Pirate!>>your choice.....walk the plank, or be keel-hauled...

PA-28-180
10th Feb 2006, 07:46
Click...from an ex part 135 jockey...BRILLIANT! :)

con-pilot
10th Feb 2006, 16:45
Not really a 'chat up' line story but a funny story about a good friend of mine and I trying to impress some young ladies one night in a bar many, many, many years ago. (Before Mrs. C-P I might add.)

My friend had immigrated to the United States from Norway, he was a former fighter pilot in the Norwegian Air Force, F-104s. His English was probably better than mine, when he was sober, we were not sober that night.

Anyway, we keep talking to these two ladies impressing them with our guile and wit when one of them asked the fatal question, "What do you guys do?"

My friends quickly jumps up answers, "I yam a 'Yet Fitter Pilot'!" Then he trips and falls down.

I never have let him live that down.:E



(Oh, the ladies in question, they left with the bartender.:( )

effortless
10th Feb 2006, 17:01
Of course I'm a pilot, didn't you see my lear?

jon s gull
10th Feb 2006, 22:46
For my own amusement I sometimes introduce myself as a helicopter rescue pilot or a Qantas pilot. The amusement for me is to see the different response when I admit that I am actually an Ag Pilot

One that stands out was a young woman who then asked ,"so what kind of truck do you drive"

galaxy flyer
10th Feb 2006, 22:58
Mr Gul,l your spelling of "Quantas" will NOT impress any Aussie womenfolk. When they stop laughing..............................they'll explain about Queensland and Northern Territorial Airways. Better have a Longreach......................if they leave and you want to grab 'em.;)

Liklik balus
10th Feb 2006, 23:54
Galaxy flyer,
Not wishing to stretch Aussie/Yank relations but history shows Qantas is the acronym for "Queenland and Northern Territory AERIAL Services (Ltd) formed in Winton, Qld in 1920.:)

If you want to be really crass it could also read: Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards :yuk:

Have a nice day, plus tax!

galaxy flyer
11th Feb 2006, 00:47
Doh!! :oh: Or as the famous spokesman for QANTAS said, "I knew that!" He is the guy with the B707 with a retro paint scheme.

GF

jon s gull
11th Feb 2006, 04:43
Mr Gul,l your spelling of "Quantas" will NOT impress any Aussie womenfolk. When they stop laughing..............................they'll explain about Queensland and Northern Territorial Airways. Better have a Longreach......................if they leave and you want to grab 'em.;)


Duh posting without checklist again editing now

twenty eight
11th Feb 2006, 05:46
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/seven28/comic.jpg

Ultranomad
11th Feb 2006, 06:44
At the airport bar:
(...insert any of the above pilot chat-up phrases...)
- Oh, really? So, what do you fly?
- A C150.
- What's a C150?
- Well... hmm... (pointing out the window) there isn't a single C150 in sight, but this one is a C130!

hingey
11th Feb 2006, 11:06
Chopper pilots may get it up quicker... but aeroplane pilots go faster for longer.

h