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Seaweed Knees
6th Feb 2006, 23:43
Black Box Records Last 90 Minutes Of Hot-Air Balloon Crash (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44894)

karrank
7th Feb 2006, 00:04
"...investigators located the black box...in near perfect condition, considering it hit the ground at 6 miles per hour..."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA snort. I think a Chinese tape recorder padded with concrete probably would have survived.

I don't see where the disaster came in, there is a fair chance the thing would have had to land eventually anyhow.

Ooops! Have read some other articles on the Onion and understand now. Gee, and I thort Septics didn't get irony.....

That article on kids being home-churched is a worry though.

Buster Hyman
7th Feb 2006, 00:15
As long as we can learn from this disaster, then we can accept the tragic loss of nylon!

Diatryma
7th Feb 2006, 00:21
"One passenger, a female, said that her life passed before her eyes, minute by minute"

90 mins of her life "passing before her eyes" - how horrifying!!!!

Farmer 1
7th Feb 2006, 06:27
"Emergency crews arrived on the scene 40 minutes before the crash"

Now that's impressive!

angels
7th Feb 2006, 06:52
Oh dear. Some people here don't read The Onion.....