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4th Feb 2006, 18:05
I am all dressed up to go to a party in an hour's time and I reckon I look quite nice ............ except for the pop sox.

I've got the push-up bra, low-cut top, tight hipster trousers, high-heeled boots but I've also got the pop sox. :yuk:

I would be more embarassed if someone saw my pop sox than my knickers!

Is there any garment more unsexy than pop sox?? :eek:

Mr Chips
4th Feb 2006, 18:25
who cares? Where's this party than I andmost male Jetblasters now want to attend?? :E
oh yeah - hate tights....

4th Feb 2006, 18:47
Noooo........throw them away! Pop sox are the skins of the she-devil!

Surely you're not even old enough to wear them (I take it you aren't receiving your pension yet)?

Now, as far as showing us your knickers..... :ok:

4th Feb 2006, 18:55
What are pop sox?

4th Feb 2006, 18:57
What are pop sox?

Socks that sing


Solid Rust Twotter
4th Feb 2006, 19:03
Tight socks worn by ladies to force blood into their boobs, similar to the G-suits worn by FJ pilots.

4th Feb 2006, 19:04
why would one want to wear such things? Stick'em in the ears. :p

4th Feb 2006, 19:12
Pop sox :yuk:

Tights :yuk: :yuk:

How come that something between these extremes, stockings, is :ok: :ok: :ok:

4th Feb 2006, 19:15
Ahhh, but those G-suits do not make your eyes pop out.
Seems a little on a masochistic side...
Well, never mind.... Anything for bigger boobs or eyes. I guess.:ok:

4th Feb 2006, 19:17
Oops, got the thread starter and subject matter mixed up...


4th Feb 2006, 19:42
Is there any garment more unsexy than pop sox?? :eek:Had a girlfriend once who used to get into (or onto) bed without removing her sox - everything else, but left the sox on.

I have to admit that I was very attracted to her in that state:suspect:

There's hope for you yet T1 :ok:

Edited to add that, if you would like to post a jpeg of yourself wearing your popsox (as described above) I'm sure that the JBers would be able to decide if it's just me that's odd. . . . :ooh:

The Real Slim Shady
4th Feb 2006, 19:46
I would be more embarassed if someone saw my pop sox than my knickers!

Obviously not the Bridget Jones variety;)
Or is someone in for a treat?:\ :D

4th Feb 2006, 19:57
This is a reflection on the tragic state of the UK today.

When will the Goverment take steps to ban these offensive articles, which are an afront to all civilised men!

Lobby your MP, have these 'pop socks' and indeed tights banned!

4th Feb 2006, 23:50
Balix - pop sox are to stockings, what John Prescott is to George Clooney.

They are an affront to men and women everywhere.

I'm home now and the offending articles are cast aside!!:ugh:

Party was ok, but I didn't flash my knickers/knockers as I have been wont to do on occasion after a few drinks!! :ok: :ok: :E :E

Romeo Charlie
5th Feb 2006, 00:40
This thread is worthless without pics......

Loose rivets
5th Feb 2006, 01:14
Yeaaaaar....grunt grunt, yeaaaaar. Show us some...grunt grunt snivvle grunt...pictures.

Owwww. Grunt. ( It hurt when yer knuckles scrape on the ground.)

5th Feb 2006, 01:40
For your viewing pleasure.http://www.alphamarque.com/health/images/Pop-socks.jpg

Solid Rust Twotter
5th Feb 2006, 07:14
Aaahhh....(3.5W bulb illuminates above head):ok:

Low budget stockings, then...

The Real Slim Shady
5th Feb 2006, 09:08
Or alternately, fully fashioned stockings for vertically challenged ladies;)

5th Feb 2006, 09:13
Pretty poor sort of party you go to, Tart1.

Out at 8, back before 1, and no flashing.

I bet some of the guests were even wearing pop sox:} :}

5th Feb 2006, 09:52
But they're great for polishing leather shoes.
Few worried looks from womenfolk, there were, when hot-blooded, uniformed fellows asked for their stockings and sheer sox. :ooh:
Until we explained wot for. . . even then. . . some wot did scrounge stockings never actually cleaned their shoes. . .

edited to add: 'who first thought it read "uninformed". . ? hmmm?

5th Feb 2006, 10:23
Yeah, Rossco ... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ..... one has heard so many men use that same excuse. :rolleyes: ;)

5th Feb 2006, 10:57
Yes LGS6753, not one of the most debauched dos I have been to.

They were all very grown-up and civilised, I didn't pull and I didn't misbehave at all. :zzz: :zzz:

5th Feb 2006, 11:13
That does sound like a boring party tart1! and you were worried about someone seeing your pop sox? Id be more worried that they were the kind of party's that i was going to!:eek: :p

5th Feb 2006, 13:29
Who the hell invented tights? Have You seen what they do to a bank robbers face? :yuk: :yuk: