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2nd Feb 2006, 12:14
This was sent to me and I thought it's be fun to see how it will turn out for you.

Take The First Letter Of Your First Name...

A=I'd Love To Lick
B=I Deep-fried
C=I Dumped My Boyfriend For
D=I Had A One Night Stand With
E=Under My Bed I Have
F=I Sat On
G=I Saw
H=I'm In Love With
I=In My Room I Found
J=I Pushed
K=I Got In A Fight With
L=I Murdered
M=I Raped
N=I Ate
O=In My Freezer, I Found
P=I Molested
Q=I Talked On The Phone To
R=I Cheated On My Lover With
S=I'm Moving In With
T=I Just Killed
U=I Kicked And Robbed
V=I Skinned Alive
W=I Gave My Number To
X=I Marinated
Y=I Babysat
Z=I Traded My Mom For

Now Take The Fourth Letter Of Your Last Name...

A=a Hippopotamus
B=a Curly Fry
C=a Block Of Cheese
D=an Eraser
E=a Gay Hobo
F=your Mom
G=an Empty Tacobell Cup
H=a Greasy Paper Plate
I=a Spork
J=a Melted Orange Crayon
K=george Washington
L=a Piece Of Chewed Gum
M=a Sea Urchin
N=a Pair Of Granny Panties
O=orange Juice
P=your Bra
Q=a Bird
R=a Stop Sign
S=a Dustpan
T=a One Night Stand With Richard Nixon
U=a Random Girl
V=a Yellow Paperclip
W=a Pair Of Sneakers
X=a Turkey
Y=a Naked Old Lady
Z=a Jellybean

And post what it says!

Mine says: I Cheated On My Lover With a Turkey

2nd Feb 2006, 12:22
I Dumped My Boyfriend For A Random Girl ? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Anyway, it's not surprising I dumped the boyfriend; he molested a hippopotamus !!



2nd Feb 2006, 12:24
I'm in love with a Greasy Paper Plate.

Sounds about right


2nd Feb 2006, 12:24
I'd love to lick an eraser.


Say again s l o w l y
2nd Feb 2006, 12:29
In My Room I Found a Piece Of Chewed Gum.


Flip Flop Flyer
2nd Feb 2006, 12:49
I Pushed A Piece Of Chewed Gum

That's odd, on the other hand I did cheat on my Turkish girlfriend last week :E

2nd Feb 2006, 12:50
I had a one night stand with a piece of chewed gum! .. :E

2nd Feb 2006, 12:58
I pushed a stop sign..... :confused:

2nd Feb 2006, 13:12
I cheated on my lover with a hot bit#h. It was worth every minute.

2nd Feb 2006, 13:13
I raped Gerorge Washington:uhoh:

2nd Feb 2006, 13:13
I Raped....A piece of chewed gum?

Is that even biologically possible? :confused:

actually, on second thoughts, scrap that last question, this is JB, i might get some serious answers....


2nd Feb 2006, 13:16
I gave my number to an eraser. Wonder how do I do that. :confused:

2nd Feb 2006, 13:26
I'm moving in with George Washington

2nd Feb 2006, 13:34
I pushed orange juice (which totally screwed the Drugs Squad when they raided my place).

2nd Feb 2006, 13:34
I'd Love To Lick a Stop Sign :yuk:

2nd Feb 2006, 13:37
I ate a Spork??? WTF's a Spork???

2nd Feb 2006, 13:42
A Spork is a spoon-shaped fork, popular around 1970, which combined the functions of a spoon and a fork.
They originally called it a forkinspoon, but it didn't catch on (neither did the spork).


2nd Feb 2006, 13:43
I ate my Granny's panties :yuk:

2nd Feb 2006, 13:48
I raped a one night stand with Richard Nixon :confused:

2nd Feb 2006, 13:52
I Sat On an Empty Tacobell Cup.

The McDonald´s Mug was occupied, that´s why.

2nd Feb 2006, 14:16
A Spork is a spoon-shaped fork

Painful then???

2nd Feb 2006, 14:16
I'd love to lick a Pair Of Granny Panties!!!!!:yuk: :eek:

2nd Feb 2006, 14:31
I'm Moving in With a Dustpan. :uhoh:

2nd Feb 2006, 14:48
I'd love to lick a dustpan - obviously been motivated by the Little Britain fatbusters club:E

2nd Feb 2006, 14:51
I Dumped My Boyfriend For Orange Juice.

Quite what Mrs Colmac will think of that, i'm not sure:ugh:

She is however In Love with Orange Juice so that should dampen the blow a little.


2nd Feb 2006, 15:15
I can't do it! I only have 3 letters in my last name....!!!


2nd Feb 2006, 15:19
I Got In A Fight With A Dustpan...

...and we had a beer after it...

phoenix son
2nd Feb 2006, 15:24
I'm moving in with...orange juice...


2nd Feb 2006, 16:01
I Pushed a Random Girl

(don't even know why)


Lyneham Lad
2nd Feb 2006, 16:01
I got in a fight with a block of cheese.................
and lost :{

2nd Feb 2006, 17:39

I saw a curly fry!!:confused: :}

How mundane.:ugh:



2nd Feb 2006, 17:41
I jus killed a gay hobo

2nd Feb 2006, 17:47
I dumped my boyfriend for a greasy paper plate?

Chuffin Nora! I didn't know I had one!

Big Tudor
2nd Feb 2006, 17:50
In my real world I molested a stop sign, which I confess has been known after a few glasses of shandy! :O

In Pprune world I deep fried orange juice. Again could well have happened following an evenings lubrication. :ok:

2nd Feb 2006, 17:52
I pushed a Gay Hobo. Does that make me a bad person?

rhythm method
2nd Feb 2006, 17:54
I had a one night stand with a hippopotamus.

How does it do it? It must be some sort of magic, because up until now I hadn't told anyone... unless that gobby hippo has been blabbing about it!


2nd Feb 2006, 17:59
I killed a block of cheese!

Krystal n chips
2nd Feb 2006, 18:05
" in mitigation, my client says that he was ovecome with emotion after the hippo made amourous advances towards him, but can remember very little thereafter "------well it worked last time ! :eek:

2nd Feb 2006, 18:06
I had a one night stand with a stop sign... that explains why I woke up feeling cheap

2nd Feb 2006, 18:24
"I raped a yellow paper clip"

I am sure there are a number of women in my life who would
consider that is the height of my prowess! :hmm:

2nd Feb 2006, 18:29
I had a one night stand with a gay hobo :{ :mad: :uhoh:

2nd Feb 2006, 19:32
I had a one night stand with a curly fry :confused:

Atlas Shrugged
2nd Feb 2006, 22:08
Real Name: I'm moving in with an eraser :confused: :confused:
User Name: I'd love to lick a random girl http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0013.gif

Dan Bentley
2nd Feb 2006, 22:22
I had a one-night stand with Richard Nixon.

2nd Feb 2006, 22:37
Just to be different, I took the last letter of my first name and the first letter of my last name and come up with: I Ate your bra.

3rd Feb 2006, 02:27
I pushed a stop sign..... :confused:

You too? :confused:

Romeo Delta
3rd Feb 2006, 02:44
"I cheated on my lover with a curly fry..."

Well that expalins why I'm fat and single...

3rd Feb 2006, 06:27
i murdered ..... a naked old lady:eek: :oh: :uhoh: :ooh: :suspect: :}

no , no , i didnt really , officer :{

3rd Feb 2006, 06:49
I pushed a one night stand with Richard Nixon:confused:

3rd Feb 2006, 07:15
I Deep-fried a Dustpan??
It gets closer with the PPRuNe handle: I had a one Night Stand with a Turkey.

3rd Feb 2006, 07:28
I dumped my boyfriend for a hippopotomus

& Mrs K - I molested a hippo.

Bearing in mind that Mrs K does have a bit of a thing about hippos, its very apt.