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XXTSGR
1st Feb 2006, 17:20
... try, try, try again (the original version)
... give up
... destroy all evidence you even tried
... skydiving is probably not for you

Any more?

ex_matelot
1st Feb 2006, 17:26
If at first you dont succeed.....

CHEAT!!!!

Farmer 1
1st Feb 2006, 17:29
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

W. C. Fields (1880-1946) US actor.

The Bloomsbury Treasury of Quotations is licensed from Bloomsbury Publishing Plc. Copyright 1994 by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc. All rights reserved.

chevvron
1st Feb 2006, 17:36
Here's one I learnt while scoring at shooting competitions:
RULE 1 The stats officer is always right.
RULE 2 When the stats officer is wrong, Rule 1 applies

frostbite
1st Feb 2006, 17:37
Take the wrapper off next time.

ex_matelot
1st Feb 2006, 17:38
If at first you dont succeed....

Rohypnol is always an option:eek: ;)

Irish Steve
1st Feb 2006, 18:52
use a BIGGER HAMMER

Wyler
1st Feb 2006, 20:13
Close your eyes and pretend its your Granny....

BlueEagle
1st Feb 2006, 22:42
Said with a broad Scottish accent:

"If at fust ye don't succeed two wi' your feet and one wi' your heed"!

G-CPTN
1st Feb 2006, 22:55
You're probably not a budgerigar.

ORAC
2nd Feb 2006, 06:21
let someone else have a go...

Solid Rust Twotter
2nd Feb 2006, 06:35
If at first you don't suck seed...


...Try a drier grain?:confused:

I Love This Show
2nd Feb 2006, 10:10
...lower your standards :ok:

steinycans
2nd Feb 2006, 10:13
... reload and try again.

... aim it away from schools and hospitals

Groundgripper
2nd Feb 2006, 10:40
Try again when she's not expecting it.:ooh:

GG

chuckT
2nd Feb 2006, 10:44
If At First You Don't Succeed... Failure May Be Your Style. (http://www.despair.com/los24x30prin.html)

Jhieminga
2nd Feb 2006, 11:22
...RTFM

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Go Smoke
2nd Feb 2006, 12:13
They all said it couldn't be done...........but with a laugh he went about it and tackled the thing that couldn't be done..........and found he couldn't do it.

GearDown&Locked
2nd Feb 2006, 14:18
If at first you dont succeed.....


aah and Houston, we have a problem...

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