View Full Version : What Happens When you turn 60!!

22nd Jan 2006, 16:34

22nd Jan 2006, 17:48
The Government gives you 200 to spend on Avgas every year. :ok:

22nd Jan 2006, 17:48
Not a whole lot, actually.

22nd Jan 2006, 17:59

- Your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer. "Honey, I can't do both!"

- Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

- You know you're getting old when your semi-annual erection becomes an annual semi-erection.

- Your back goes out, but you stay home.

- You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture.

- Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

- Happy hour is a nap.

- When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure that the street is still there.

- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

- It takes twice as long to look half as good.

- The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.

- You look for your glasses for a half an hour, and then find that they were on your head all the time.

- You get two invitations to go out on the same night, and you pick the one that gets you home the earliest.

- You have more patience; but actually, it's just that you don't care any more.

- You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

- Let's face it, traveling just isn't as much fun when all the historical sites are younger than you are.

- Every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.

- Age always corresponds inversely to the size of your multi-vitamin.

- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

- It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.

- If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.

- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

- Your eyes won't get much worse.

- Things you buy now won't wear out.

- No one expects you to run into a burning building.

- There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

- Your new easy chair has more options than your car.

- You look both ways before crossing a room.

- You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.

- You frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread USED to cost.

- Your childhood toys are now in a museum.

- Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.

- The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.

- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

- You are proud of your lawn mower.

- Your best friend is dating someone half their age and isn't breaking any laws.

- You sing along with the elevator music.

- You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

- People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

- You know what the word "equity" means.

- You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

- Your ears are hairier than your head.

- You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

- You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

- You got cable for the weather channel.

- You can go bowling without drinking.

- You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

- Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

- You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.

- Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

- You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.

22nd Jan 2006, 18:07
Regrettably, I can vouch for most of that!

22nd Jan 2006, 18:13
You have to ask the CAA specifically if you can do that flight for charity:{

Loose rivets
22nd Jan 2006, 18:18
Too close to reality for comfort:{

22nd Jan 2006, 18:33
Ask me next October, and I shall be able to answer.

Lon More
22nd Jan 2006, 20:33
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Too Short
22nd Jan 2006, 20:36
On a general age note...

At age 4 success is.... not peeing in your pants
At age 12 success is...having friends
At age 17 success is ..having a driving licence
At age 35 success is.. having money
At age 50 success is ..having money
At age 70 success is.. having a driving licence
At age 75 success is.. having friends
At age 80 success is.. not peeing in your pants

22nd Jan 2006, 21:05
When young - Fear of failing.
When old - Fear of falling.

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