Helicopter Pilots

[SASless]

A crusty old Army Helicopter Pilot found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic hot ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Helicopter Pilot for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, for a Helicopter Pilot you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am," the Helicopter Pilot said, "Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Helicopter Pilot's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a bit of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Army Helicopter Pilot just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

The Army Helicopter Pilot looked at her and replied, "1955."

She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"

The Helicopter Pilot, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so? It's only 2130 now."

[BEagle]

But with whom at 1955?

Himself, probably.....:p

[Farmer 1]

Last time I heard that is was 1950.

[ShyTorque]

5 minutes? Just shows how lucky some helicopter pilots can be!:p