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StevieTerrier
26th Dec 2001, 17:59
After months of local pleasure flights, it was my first "real" commercial task - pick up some car parts from Cumbria and drop them at Burton-Upon-Trent ASAP - "Just-In-Time" system had failed again.

Collected the parts (seat headrests) and stuffed the 206 to bursting point in the boot, the cabin, and a couple of boxes as co-pilot. Eventually found the landing site (the boss had said, "oh you cant miss it, its in a field by a factory". If I had a pound for every time I've been told that etc etc.)

After shutdown, the happy factory staff rushed out and took all the bits from me, stopping only to congratulate this Sky-God who had kept the line going for them.

The sun was shining, I had my gold bars and my Ray-bans on, and I cruised home over the beautiful hills of the Peak District. A good day's work.

Back at base I landed on, shut-down and went into the boot to get the Tech Log and Ops. manual. I opened the door, and there smiling back at me were about 50 Toyota headrests....

Its amazing how quickly a feeling of well-being can disappear and be replaced with that sinking feeling in the stomach. Now what? Closing and then opening my eyes again didnt help. For a couple of moments I considered throwing them over the wall and pretending that I knew nothing about them. At this point the boss strolled out, so it became a bit academic anyway.

Fortunately he saw the funny side of it (which was odd, because I couldnt see one!) and the matter was resolved by me having a six-hour drive in my car with the errant headrests so that the line would not be halted. Perhaps I could set off early next morning so they would be there when they started work? Sorry, said the Boss, its a 24-hour factory, better go now. So at 5 o'clock in the evening I set off on my second trip of the day to Burton. (yes,. that's right - rush hour) The headrests finally reached their destination at 9 o'clock in the evening.

Footnote : The "24-hour" factory closed at 6 o'clock anyway, and was deserted when I arrived. I had to call out the security company, who called out the manager who had to come and let me in. I finally got home at 2 a.m. the next morning.

OK - now its your turn!

Nick Lappos
26th Dec 2001, 19:35
Steve,
Please don't feel like you are the only one:

The current Chief Test Pilot for a major helo manufacturer had to fly an experimental helo from Iran to Turkey in the mid 1970's. He was filling out the customs forms, declaring that only the two pilots were aboard, when a sleepy third person crawled out from the cargo hold, confronted the customs agent and shook his hand.

Only by some quick and fancy talking was a trip to the local jail prevented! :)

BHPS
26th Dec 2001, 20:17
A crew from an offshore company flew out to an oil platform early one morning to pick up a full load of passengers to return to the beach. Unfortunately, when they landed on the platform (which was about 100 miles from their base), they then saw that they had no lifejackets on board!

They didn't normally fly from their base empty which they did this day, and they didn't check to make sure they had lifejackets on board, because normally their outbound passengers would be wearing them to pass on to the inbound pax.

Red faced, they had to return to their base and pick up the lifejackets! Even more red-faced was the Commander who was the Chief Pilot :)

Vfrpilotpb
28th Dec 2001, 13:10
Steve T,

about 18 months ago I was asked to ferry a Heli from Blackpool to Liverpool airport, pick up another Heli and ferry that back to Blackpool, nice day, not a lot of wind, so orft I jolly well went, felt really good, into Liverpool no probs, had a nice cup of tea, picked up different Heli and flew back up the Mersey and on to EGNH, Landed taxied in shut down and with a smug and happy smile walked back to the beckoning tea machine, whilst there and filling in log, thought what the hell is sticking in my backside, turned out to be the only set of Keys, for the now parked and cold Heli sitting on the tarmac at Liverpool, what more can one say!! <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

RW-1
28th Dec 2001, 23:50
Fod Walkdown in Gitmo, 1985. Found a Cessna Key, only thing, it wasn't to the club Cessna.

Well, going over to the Coastie shack, I went looking for the custom's detachment OIC, as they have the only other Cessna (Citation) on the ramp.

Never saw a man more glad to see me, the last crew had returned to the states last night, and took the keys with tem, they had to get the plane int he air, but couldn't find the other set of keys ...

Needless to say I got some Citation time out of it hehe ....

Sure, not a heli story, but it fits. :)

Weight and Balance
30th Dec 2001, 01:30
A loosely related story...

In about 1986 we sent a helicopter from Fort Erie far into the Great White North for cold starts. On the way home, the rear hatch opened in flight. The pilot was able to set down quickly, and the only thing not found was a nice metal case containing the company 35mm camera.

About 4 years later, we received a large package from an RCMP detachment in Northern Ontario. Inside was a dented metal case with the company camera, a package of prints (including several that clearly showed the registration and the big back doors on the BO105), and a hand written note saying we should be more careful about closing that rear door.

Lu Zuckerman
30th Dec 2001, 06:22
I had done a preflight inspection on one of our HO3-Ss and topped off the tanks. The helicopter was placed on the hard stand for an early morning SAR flight into the Michigan North Woods. I provided the form to the pilot assuring him that everything had been checked and the Helo was ready for flight. The ship was out about fifteen minutes when we got a may day call from the pilot stating that he was out of fuel and autorotating into an open area. When we got to the helicopter the fuel tank was bone dry. I was questioned about the loss of fuel and we checked the entire system and could find no fault.

Later that day I overheard a conversation and discovered that one of our own had gone out with a couple of his civilian friends and drained the 91 Octane fuel into their respective gas tanks. The FBI came in and tested the tanks of every person that had a car that could come on the base. One guy had 91-Octane in his tanks and several of his civilian friends were found to have aviation gasoline in their tanks. That was the last time I ever saw the guy.