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anguspm
9th Nov 2005, 09:34
Recently published results from a ten year study into the mating habits of the blue whale have produced startling results. Abbreviated version as who wants to read a series of accronyms;

Apparently the male blue whale has an appendage slightly large than your average family car. This equipment when reaching climax during the "vinegar strokes" releases over ten gallons of sperm at a velocity in excess of 100 kmph. Scientists have concluded that this is responsible not only for the insemination of the female but also explains why the sea is salty!

Now this raises two questions:

a) Why is it not called the Sperm whale?
&
b) Does this mean that the local pi55 infested swimming pool is better place to swim than the sea?

Answers on the back of a postcard from your local sea life centre.

the_hawk
9th Nov 2005, 10:16
This would fit perfectly in the Really bad joke thread (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=197532)

anguspm
9th Nov 2005, 10:38
Didnīt sea that one... but of course you are completly right!