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Onan the Clumsy
8th Nov 2005, 17:50
They play some of his stuff on the radio I listen to and it's ok mind, but it always seems like he's alone at home with an empty fridge, no shade on the lightbulb and thoughts of suicide running through his mind after being dumped by yet another woman.

How come he never wrote a song wot went "ok, sorry luv that it didn't wortk out an' all, but I'm off down the pub with me mates. I'll stop by tomorrow to get my stuff if that's ok with you. Cheers then.".

Ozzy
8th Nov 2005, 17:53
He needs a hair transplant....:p

Ozzy

tony draper
8th Nov 2005, 18:39
Singers and drummers,is the lowest form of musical life ,a singing drummer?, ****! it don't bare thinking about.

:rolleyes:

Hairy Mary
8th Nov 2005, 18:50
I don't think Phil's fridge is empty. However, he has been a bit depressed ever since his pet eagle, Leon, came down with the bird flu.
He even went as far as writing a song:
It's no fun being an ill eagle, eh Leon?

BombayDuck
8th Nov 2005, 19:43
Now if ever there was a post fit for JB, Hairy Mary posted it.

wow.

:ugh:

Hairy Mary
8th Nov 2005, 19:58
Thanks Bombay,

I was hoping someone would get it before I leave to catch my plane. I'll be thinking about it when I'm in the air tonight.

Parapunter
8th Nov 2005, 20:06
What do you call a w***er who hangs about with musicians?



A drummer. :}

B Fraser
8th Nov 2005, 22:56
How do you know when the drummer's stool is level ?

he dribbles evenly out of both corners of his mouth :}

Astrodome
8th Nov 2005, 23:28
What do you call a w***er who hangs about with musicians? A drummer How do you know when the drummer's stool is level ? he dribbles evenly out of both corners of his mouth Does that apply to Caroline Corr then ??

Caroline Corr (http://www.thecorrs-inblue.com/band/caroline/index.html)

Jet_A_Knight
9th Nov 2005, 01:27
Re Caroline Corr - plays drums like rigomortis has set in.............

While we're on 'drummer jokes'.

1: You see your manager and the drummer walking down the side of the road. Who do you run over first?

The manager: It's always business before pleasure.

2: How do you know there's a drummer at your front door??

The knocking speeds up and slows down.

3. A guy walks into a shop. Says, 'I'll have a Marshall amp, a Gibson Les Paul, a couple of stomp boxes and a couple of leads'

The guy at the counter says to him "You're a drummer, aren't you?

Guy replies "How did you know that?"

The other guy replies "This is a butcher's shop...."

Only a drummer knows that many drummer jokes:{

Straight Up Again
9th Nov 2005, 01:54
What happened when the guitarist locked his keys in the car?







It took 3 hours to get the drummer out.

Jerricho
9th Nov 2005, 02:32
The guys form South Park sure think Mr Collins sucks ass. :ok:

acbus1
9th Nov 2005, 06:10
......dribbles evenly out of both corners of his mouth.


Does that apply to Caroline Corr then ??
Dunno, but I know how I could make her dribble out of both corners of her mouth. :E