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The Proctologist
5th Nov 2005, 10:09
Have we done this before?

An Indecision of Officers
A Tw*t of Rock Apes
A Pose of PTI's
A Wannabee of Fighter Controllers
An Obstruction of administrators
An Importance of Warrant Officers
A thickness of MP's/RAFP/Reggies
A Tiresome of CSRO's


A 'Closed for trade training' of medical staff

You know the sort of thing.....any more?

5th Nov 2005, 11:02
A 'Self Importance' of Air Traffc Controllers

5th Nov 2005, 11:19
A Chain of Lynx?

5th Nov 2005, 11:31
"A buttload of proctologists"
" A pile of proctologists"
"A Carbuncle of Proctologists"
"A ream of proctologists"
"a poke of proctologists"
"Shaft of Proctologists"

Only these!!!!:ok:

WE Branch Fanatic
5th Nov 2005, 11:45
A dose of crabs...........


Maple 01
5th Nov 2005, 12:39
a roger of fishheads.......:cool:

Dan Winterland
5th Nov 2005, 12:50
a confusion of navigators....:D

5th Nov 2005, 12:56
A collective of RW pilots :E :E

An Teallach
5th Nov 2005, 13:01
A clusterfcuk of Colonels

Romeo Charlie
5th Nov 2005, 13:13
A Theiving of Scousers.......................

yes, I know.........coat.......door etc

Conan the Librarian
5th Nov 2005, 13:15
A "Wunch of Bankers"


5th Nov 2005, 13:57
A laziness of contractors?

Champagne Anyone?
5th Nov 2005, 14:17
A grunt of Rock Apes

A plod of Snowdrops

A Beagle of Tanker Drivers

A Broom of Janker wallas

A bore of ex-vulcan pilots

A raisin of cooks

A sweep of radar opperators

A clutch of drivers

A perfection of pilots

A snot of medics

Sloppy Link
5th Nov 2005, 15:22
All from my crossword helper book...

A Majority of Majors
A Sobriety of Sergeants

And my favorite

A Simplicity of Subalterns

And from myself...

A Thicket of Infantry!

Lon More
5th Nov 2005, 15:29
A pox of Customs Officers
A delay of Flow Managers
A sweat of Simulator Operators

5th Nov 2005, 17:52
A robbery of taxmen


Sorry Echo 5, can't resist it

A Collision of Movers

5th Nov 2005, 19:24
A sump of flight engineers.

Maple 01
5th Nov 2005, 19:32
A wealth of techies :{

5th Nov 2005, 19:39
Always liked Mel's & Griff's contribution from their 80's 'Alas Smith & Jones' TV comedy series:-

"A Fart of Politicians"

5th Nov 2005, 22:39
A drone of barristers

6th Nov 2005, 06:20
An incidence of JPs.

6th Nov 2005, 06:40
A flush of Wg Cdr's (WC's)
An insignificance of Air Commodores
A spurt of SeaMen

6th Nov 2005, 10:05
A Refusal of Virgins.

6th Nov 2005, 12:16
A bore of miners

A cavity of dentists

A slice of surgeons

A gut of beer-drinkers

A flab of gourmands

A niggle of inspectors

A fiction of journalists (sorry Jacko)

A drift of rally drivers

An expense of lawyers

A splash of divers

A glory of ex-FJ pilots (alright, alright, so I'm biased)

A complete-and-utter-waste-of-space of Labour politicians (ditto above)

Green Flash
6th Nov 2005, 12:40
A fag break of cleaners
A shower of metmen
A stack of, well, stackers!

6th Nov 2005, 12:58
A strike of miners
An annoyance of relatives
A debt of farmers

Lon More
6th Nov 2005, 13:51
A subsidy of EU farmers?

6th Nov 2005, 13:58
An obfuscation of politicos :rolleyes:

A jam of saxophones :D

obnoxio f*ckwit
6th Nov 2005, 14:49
An ego of pilots
A lost of navigators
A whinge of crewmen

6th Nov 2005, 17:08
A greenhouse full of growbags ?

6th Nov 2005, 17:18
A bash of ppruners

A stash of bank robbers

A nasty rash of beligerent dermatologists

6th Nov 2005, 17:23
A post of Prooners

A thread of Prooners

A link of Prooners

A forum of Prooners

A preview of Prooners

A moderation of Prooners

Any more?? :ok: :ok:

6th Nov 2005, 18:07
A Hijack of Prooners?

6th Nov 2005, 18:11
A stew of Prooners.
A poop of Prooners.
A run of Prooners.
A squat of Prooners.
A pile of Prooners.
A syrup of Prooners.
A pride of Prooners.

6th Nov 2005, 18:14
1 Prooner makes a [email protected]
2 Prooners makes a dirty joke
3 Prooners makes an argument


The Proctologist
6th Nov 2005, 19:59
A buttload of proctologists"
" A pile of proctologists"
"A Carbuncle of Proctologists"
"A ream of proctologists"
"a poke of proctologists"
"Shaft of Proctologists"

Only these!!!!

You'll be a Rock Ape or two then 747!!!

6th Nov 2005, 20:29
A thicket of security guards.

A plonk of wine merchants.

A clump of gardeners.

A wrench of mechanics.

A vault of electricians.

A shower of plumbers.

A pose of pilots.... :E

Matt Skrossa
6th Nov 2005, 20:53
A snatch of WAAFs?

6th Nov 2005, 20:54
A van of council workers.

6th Nov 2005, 21:00
A Dither of AEO's

A Grumble of PPruner's

A Whine of Adminer's

6th Nov 2005, 21:04
An embaressment of men with bouquets

6th Nov 2005, 23:22

6th Nov 2005, 23:26
Shouldn't that be a Bas of Tards?

A poke of pussies.

A finger of fudge?

A nibble of nipples.

A cun of linctus.

A pull of peni.

A flock of tits.

A bottle of bristols.

A peak of panties.

A flash of thighs.

A purse of lips.

Loose rivets
7th Nov 2005, 04:31
This thread is getting silly and should be canceled.

A Monty of pythons.:}

The Proctologist
7th Nov 2005, 18:16
A 'continuance' of humour......

Before it is made inappropriate by the EO brigade!

7th Nov 2005, 20:15
An ar$ehole of lawyers

7th Nov 2005, 20:50
A deja-vu of PPRuNe threads.

Or has that already been mentioned?


8th Nov 2005, 11:36
A few from work:-

A loop of programmers.

An indecision of analysts.

An abscence of managers.

A lay of punch girls.

(The last will be familiar to any other ageing programmers).

8th Nov 2005, 21:32
A Profumo of scandals.

A Philby of spies.

A Fawkes of conspirators.

A Henry of axings.

A Wellington of battles.

A beef of Wellingtons.

Loose rivets
9th Nov 2005, 05:01
A Wellington of boots?:hmm:

Loose rivets
12th Nov 2005, 05:30
I didn't mean to end the thread again, honest!:(

Solid Rust Twotter
12th Nov 2005, 05:31
Bang your head on the floor until you're forgiven...:E

Loose rivets
12th Nov 2005, 05:34
Ow! Aaaagh! Oh f....

you dirty rotten swine, you have deaded me!:ugh:

Solid Rust Twotter
12th Nov 2005, 05:38
A splash of Bluebottles?:ok:

A bludge of Grytpype-Thynnes?

A mockery of Millignas?

henry crun
12th Nov 2005, 05:58
A compilation of Cruns.

Solid Rust Twotter
12th Nov 2005, 06:11
A malapropism of Minnie Bannisters...?

12th Nov 2005, 06:56
An arrogance of politicians.

Loose rivets
12th Nov 2005, 07:22
An asenviptollence of ailiens.:uhoh:

12th Nov 2005, 11:01
A mould of oldies?