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MMEMatty
2nd Nov 2005, 23:01
So i thought i'd post this. Just so you don't forget me you understand :O


Matty



Q: How many Jo Brands does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, you give it to a bloody man to do, cos it's a piece of cake, isn't it? Well, no, actually, that expression is crap isn't it, because if you had a piece of cake, you'd bloody well eat it, wouldn't you?

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they ?

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

Jerricho
2nd Nov 2005, 23:28
Hands up how many people out there are wondering who Jo Brand is. Come on, be honest

(Nice to see ya Matty :ok: )

brain fade
3rd Nov 2005, 00:50
Q. How many (BA) 757 pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?



A. 4. One to do the bulb and 3 to tell you what it was like on Tridents.

Jerricho
3rd Nov 2005, 01:31
Hands up how many people out there are wondering what a Trident is. Come on, be honest.

:E

Farrell
3rd Nov 2005, 02:28
Hands up how many people out there are wondering what a Jerricho is. Come on, be honest.

sgsslok
3rd Nov 2005, 03:46
Hands up how many people out there are wondering what a Ohcirrej is. Come on, be honest.

Farrell
3rd Nov 2005, 03:46
I know what an Ochirrej is.....I invented it!

allan907
3rd Nov 2005, 08:13
Hands up how many people are wondering what this thread is all about. Come on, be honest.

phoenix son
3rd Nov 2005, 08:17
Hands up how many people out there are wondering what being honest is? Come on, be honest.

SoundBarrier
3rd Nov 2005, 08:25
Come on, be honest, is this thread worth posting in?

:{

MMEMatty sorry Ochirrej hijacked the thread, I'm sure he is too...Honest.

angels
3rd Nov 2005, 08:25
Hands up those who know what the word 'honest' means.

I wouldn't know, I work in the City.

Jerricho - Sadly, I can remember Tridents lining up at LGW. Honest.....

Stockpicker
3rd Nov 2005, 08:28
OOOOHHHH angels!!!

Pactum meum dictum, me old china!

(Or as in the Alex cartoons, "My word is my bond - and neither of them is worth a toot!"

BombayDuck
3rd Nov 2005, 11:50
Hands Up, those who can remember the original poster or the contents of his post.

*raises hand* who/what/where is a Jo Brand(s)?

panda-k-bear
3rd Nov 2005, 12:28
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

Jerricho
3rd Nov 2005, 15:07
MMEMatty sorry Ochirrej hijacked the thread, I'm sure he is too...Honest.

Ok, I'm sorry. I'm just a product of the 1970s and 80s, with MTV as my babysitter.

Right, so why did Jo Brand have a trident again?

click
3rd Nov 2005, 16:08
Ok, my hands are up....now what?

Ooooh, wait... I remember this position...now comes the tax man and rifles through my pockets....and I ain't sticking around for the other part where I get to bend over...

Jerricho
3rd Nov 2005, 16:11
now comes the tax man

So that's what he's calling himself these days.

colmac747
3rd Nov 2005, 17:54
Hands up if you'd give Jo Brand one.





*hmmmmm. Thought as much*

airship
3rd Nov 2005, 19:00
Hands up, and bend over. I've always wanted to see what a smart ass looks like... :E

G-CPTN
3rd Nov 2005, 19:30
I'm sure that inside Jo there are several folk (trying to get out . . . )

Tarnished
3rd Nov 2005, 19:43
Jo Brand's only funny like in my opinion:

"I think I must be anorexic. Anorexic people look in the mirror and see a fat person. I look in the mirror and I see a fat person"

For those of you with your hands up, Jo Brand is NOT anorexic!

Jerricho
3rd Nov 2005, 20:41
Sure.......

Next you'll be telling us she's funny. :rolleyes: