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26th Oct 2005, 15:44
After a few drinks the other night a friend of mine (yes I do have some) came out with a line that struck me as the perfect starter to a nonsense story. So in the interests of seeing how far it will go I present it as the starting line/s for JBers to build on....

I was tring to take a picture of the sun the other night, when suddenly it dawned on me.......

lets see where this takes us. Over to you.

26th Oct 2005, 15:46
...that a space mission to the sun was feasible provided it were all done after sunset...

26th Oct 2005, 16:02
.. because the glare is...

26th Oct 2005, 16:04
reflecting off my helmet...

(think there might be a merge (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=103589) imminent...)

26th Oct 2005, 16:05
and somewhat muted by the ray-ban sunglasses one has to wear to be a propur pilut.

26th Oct 2005, 16:07
.......... and to navigate to 'finish the last sentence' thread, which has already been running for some..........

26th Oct 2005, 16:12
centuries, or so it seemed, when behold............

26th Oct 2005, 16:15
... the story was merged with the Trabbis thingy.

Meanwhile Muriel looked out of the Chapel window..........

26th Oct 2005, 16:24
.......and decided that a merging of threads, which so angered SASless may not be such a bad idea...........

26th Oct 2005, 16:26
... a thought struck Muriel like a large plank of wood slapping her in the face. "Should we start a thread on the delights of English wine compared to Bud Lite?"

All of a sudden.....

26th Oct 2005, 16:32
.....in rode Farrell on his great white unicycle and he said "Bow you to my excellence with Photoshop, for I can make spotters believe aircraft operate into airports that do not"...........

26th Oct 2005, 16:33

Muriel was damp with anticipation, she liked a man who could perform with only one....

26th Oct 2005, 16:35
.....youth drooling over her, and hated to be interviewed by the person before her, yet she felt compelled to........

26th Oct 2005, 16:38
...ask yet another pointless, dimwitted, bandwidth wasting question.

With a trembling hand she....

26th Oct 2005, 17:29
lay down and expired!

26th Oct 2005, 17:31
Well, that's that story finished.

Best close the thread.

Farmer 1
26th Oct 2005, 18:10
However, said George, insouciantly.

26th Oct 2005, 19:05
.."has anyone put the cat out?"

eastern wiseguy
26th Oct 2005, 19:11
I didn't realise it was on fire!he yelled...so swiftly grasping his....

Spuds McKenzie
26th Oct 2005, 19:14
...bollox, which had been itchy all day, he...

cessna l plate
26th Oct 2005, 19:15
pipe and smoking jacket and retiring to the shed at the bottom of the...........

Farmer 1
26th Oct 2005, 20:05
...pile of smoking jackets, he...

26th Oct 2005, 20:08
....decided to indulge in his favourite activity in the shed and, picking up a pile of stained and well thumbed.....

Farmer 1
26th Oct 2005, 20:10
...smoking jackets, he...

26th Oct 2005, 20:14




Farmer 1
26th Oct 2005, 20:16
However, said Mildred, insouciantly...

Spuds McKenzie
26th Oct 2005, 22:01
...the sooner you die, the longer you're dead.

26th Oct 2005, 22:28
And when yer dead, you don't need yer smoking jacket.

26th Oct 2005, 23:41
So the Fire Brigade extinguished the said smoking jacket, and to their horror found that it was a "smoking gun" owned by Gorgeous.....

Loose rivets
27th Oct 2005, 03:40
Poigious the III. "There'll be hell to pay," the fire chief said. "When he starts a fire in his shed, he expects...."

27th Oct 2005, 06:44
...it to burn down.



27th Oct 2005, 07:30

Muriel bent over to pick up the jacket which was miraculously still smoking. Farell positioned himself behind her after dismounting his unicycle...

Solid Rust Twotter
27th Oct 2005, 07:58
...a small green thing with a lump on the end...

27th Oct 2005, 08:03
Hanging from his Pocket,,Just then.......

Spuds McKenzie
27th Oct 2005, 09:12
...he came ( :O ), and...

27th Oct 2005, 09:38
...found a small green thing with a lump at The End.

south coast
27th Oct 2005, 10:58
However, to every end there must be a new beginning...

27th Oct 2005, 11:24
...which is utter bullshit, as we now know.

27th Oct 2005, 11:51



27th Oct 2005, 11:57
:E ...of Grasshopper's desert journey was in sight, or was it just a mirage which the ping-pong-ball-eyed master had.......

27th Oct 2005, 12:26
......found the meaning ofThe End :}

27th Oct 2005, 14:40
We've had the epologue, the end, the new beginning and the end.

Now read the 1st chapter of R4+Z's new book:

I was tring to take a picture of the sun the other night, when suddenly it dawned on me.......

...I'd forgotten to remove the lens cap...

27th Oct 2005, 14:49
He will never hear
The End of it.

27th Oct 2005, 15:04
...or even the start of it, because he was 100% totally....

eastern wiseguy
27th Oct 2005, 15:10
deafened by the roaring of the kitty which had re-ignited in the far corner of the remains of his shed.....Good grief he cried there are at least 47 other objects to be worked into this story.....but where to begin? Bravely he .....

27th Oct 2005, 15:15
I'm surprised where this went as I was more interested in the play on words "picture of the sun", "other night", "dawned on me". I thought it would develop along those lines but obviously not.

27th Oct 2005, 15:19
Better put an END to it then, eh?

27th Oct 2005, 15:29
You honestly thought there may have been a logical progression to this?


Spuds McKenzie
27th Oct 2005, 15:48
...he exclaimed, I really wonder if that white powder on that tower is snow...

27th Oct 2005, 15:52
END IT!!!!!


eastern wiseguy
27th Oct 2005, 15:56
At least the snow kills the mosquitoes ...

or is it the smoke from the burning pussy?

Farmer 1
27th Oct 2005, 16:35
But no, it was from the smoking jacket. "My God!" cried Mildred," after all these years!"...

27th Oct 2005, 18:12
........I've finally not had to fake it!" For a moment Sebastian remained still , his shirt open to the waist, his socks at half mast and his............

Farmer 1
27th Oct 2005, 18:55
...familiarity breeding contemptuously.

27th Oct 2005, 19:03
.....Mildred turned to face him, her bosom heaving, hear ears
throwing up, and her eyes gagging. "Good God Sebastian, you make me so sick!" she vomited... " We can't...........

27th Oct 2005, 19:12
THE END for good, sorry.
There are only so many "nonsense" threads we can let run at the same time unless we want our beloved Boss to pop a vessel, and we are with him on this one, sorry: this one has been done to death already :ugh: