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Double Echo
25th Oct 2005, 12:03
Well, in the UK at least...

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimers research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

What a waste eh??

:p

ExSimGuy
25th Oct 2005, 13:16
Bwaaahahaaaaaa :p

Junior ESG & I loved it:D (what was that post about?:confused: )

tall and tasty
25th Oct 2005, 14:10
What a waste eh

absolutely........... better to have the facilties that the dear lord gave you and be happy in your old age then look down and wonder what they were there for other than getting in the way when you are trying to hug your grand children!!

That reminded me of our head mistress she was very well endowed in the breast area and used to lay her hymn book across it during chapel every morning. They always seemed to be the things that we ran into when running down corridors late for class as she stepped out of her office! Great if you were a young man but not so good being a girl

TnT

:p

Whirlygig
25th Oct 2005, 14:12
Ah yes... I remember that headmistress - they were bred like that with one unified, homogenous bosom loosely kept under control with a liberty bodice. I'm convinced that this breed was born in a tweed suit and sturdy brogues!

Cheers

Whirls

tall and tasty
25th Oct 2005, 14:24
I'm convinced that this breed was born in a tweed suit and sturdy brogues!

but Whirls unfortunately applied to all the teachers we had not just the headmistress. Ahh the good old days of institutions!

Now called Boarding Schools

TnT

G-CPTN
25th Oct 2005, 15:04
>Now called Boarding Schools

I thought they were Bawding Schools?
Those girls were certainly hungry for knowledge . . .

airship
25th Oct 2005, 15:43
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimers research. I still have some cherished memories (just about) involving small-breasted girls and copious amounts of bog-standard alcohol... :E :uhoh:

It's all a capitalist conspiracy I tell ya. Ferraris are red and have fat tyres. Uhmmm, no that wasn't it...

Oh yes, big tits and hard-ons. Consumerism is all about never having enough. Advertising is all about reminding you what it was you never have enough of.

I wonder what sort of new bed Reddo's ordered? A 4-poster could be useful. So much easier to string up a mosquito net. Or even to hang up washing on as long as it's not dripping wet. Strange that both these circumstances would require the use of rope. I can't for the life of me remember any connections between beds and rope... :{ ;)

redsnail
25th Oct 2005, 17:07
Airship,

A boring standard divan. Needed the drawer space for stuff. We needed something that was tough enough to withstand Checkers impacting on it. :E

ExSimGuy
25th Oct 2005, 17:20
As he swoops down from the chandelier, one assumes ;)

redsnail
25th Oct 2005, 17:59
Nah, more like stumbling in from the pub. :uhoh:

catswhisker
25th Oct 2005, 18:39
Add to the original stats the observable facts that men are generally attracted to long-legged, small-waisted, large-breasted blondes (brains optional) and that the majority of women of breeding age seem to go for men with large muscles, square jaws and too much confidence (brains optional), we are presumably doomed to become a race of elongated muscular cretins anyway. :confused:

Jerricho
25th Oct 2005, 18:48
elongated muscular cretins anyway

You ever been to LA????

tubthumper
29th Oct 2005, 19:45
A joke.

A man goes to visit his elderly father in a nursing home to see how he is getting along. The old man raves about the place, explaining that the food is fantastic, the staff are very polite and efficient, there's always entertainment organised, and evey night they go to bed with a mug of Horlicks and a Viagra tablet.

The man is shocked to hear this, and confronts a member of staff as he leaves. The staff member explains that the Horlicks is to help the residents sleep, and the Viagra is to stop them rolling out of bed.

ExSimGuy
2nd Nov 2005, 00:52
So that's why, in my Advanced Years, all these nice people keep sending me emails offfering to sell me Viagra, on the cheap, without a perscription:eek:

I thought they may have thought I had other needs:{

Foss
2nd Nov 2005, 01:14
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A passer by stops and asks whats wrong.
Old man says' I've got a beautiful young blond wife, I'm a millionare and live in a mansion'.
The passer by ask 'why are you crying then?'
'I can't remember where I live'

Fos
the old ones are the best, I'll be quiet now