Games for helicopter pilots (or... How to waste more time)

[GroundGirl]

This should sort the men from the boys!!

My best distace so far is 638

http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf
;)

[B Sousa]

Thats a pretty good score for such a fun game. Im sure its because you have a better mouse than most.........
If your into games from the U.K., try this one http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/
See how good a shot you are.

[GroundGirl]

This is quite amusing too...

http://home.tele2.fr/kcv/pinguin.swf

[Barannfin]

I uhhh, had to make an emergency landing because of an engine fire, but i keep botching the flare.

[Flytest]

And since its snowing.. perhaps some fun smashing windows in Glasgow with snowballs...

http://www.chunkideas.com/snowball/[URL=http://]

just click on the red glove and pull back as if using a catapult, aim and let go of the mouse button...

[SASless]

Why is it I have a notion that I shall get no work done for a while?:{

[Say again s l o w l y]

1181. Been playing it for a while elsewhere. There is a full screen version that allows some enormous scores I can't find it though.

[B Sousa]

So much for Aviation...Lots of good games for some of us feebleminded. Snowball game is great, but they speak a funny Language??

[Whirlybird]

Ah, the copter game again.:ok: I got addicted to it last time someone posted it, got no work done for ages, and ended up with a top score well over 3000! Now I'm out of practice. And I also have a new, must faster PC, which makes it a whole new ballgame - well, game anyway. I just tried, and couldn't get past about 400, and I'm exhausted. But give me time. I'm snowed in, with not too much else to do....

Dunno about the men and the boys though; how about we members of the other half of the human race. :D

[Flytest]

Snowball: Anyone not fairly fluent in conversational jockanese might struggle.

:p

[Helipolarbear]

The Snowballs are hilarious. Some mad Jocks in Aberdeen getting P**sed off with you slammin the balls into their windows!

Another site address for the penguin game mentioned. Fun to play for all sexes and ages! Even Plank Drivers should be able to coordinate a strike once!

http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu.swf :p

[B Sousa]

My Best has only been 316 or 320 something. gave it to a friend who used to play for the New York Yankees and hes no better. Whats top score around here.

[GroundGirl]

Another one to have a go at!!:ok:

http://game.panlogic.net/

[Whirlybird]

Just managed to score 836. :ok:

Am I the only person who refers flying over the obstacles to under them, if at all possible?

[Watchoutbelow]

Another addictive one, I just cant get past the Nuclear meltdown round!

http://www.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=rescueblade&preplay=1

:hmm:

[SASless]

I drink Guinness....that helps a bit after about 12 pints. I even can understand Scouse then....Geordie sounds better after an equal amount of Nukie Brown !:ok:

[Watchoutbelow]

Oh, that reminds me SASless, its that time of the day, time to take my medicine!!

Cheers

[Talk Turn]

another one
for the SAR boys to put in some practice with

http://www.gamesloth.com/games/rockfacerescue.html

[IntheTin]

Watchoutbelow;


Quality fun. I'm stuck on the same level. Not gonna get much cooking done tonight! Sad :ok:

[Tony Chambers]

some good games, i'm not gonna get much done at work either. Some good stress buster here though.
Heres something for the kid in us.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/games/games/husky_game/pop_husky.shtml

[trimpot]

Second go, 1104. :E

[helimatt]

www.stickcricket.com will ensure you never get anything done for the rest of your life:}

[Simon853]

1065 after about 15 goes, at which point I turned it off for fear of spending the whole damn night on it. (Much rather do some heli-sking runs in FS2004.)

I spent the afternoon trying to teach my neighbour's kid how to fly r/c helis using a PC sim. Just trying to pass on my disease, I'm waiting for the "mum, I want to be a pilot...". Maybe it's like a game of "it" and I'll be cured myself...

Si

[Tony Chambers]

Just found this 1 its probably best just to try this on the computer and under no circumstances should this be tried for real.
http://www.gamespyarcade.com/software/webgames/sicktwisted/fivefinger/fivefinger_index.htm
And if you really wanna do something different try these.
http://www.miniclip.com/election.htm

[Hoverman]

Have women got better concentration skills than men?

Click here to do the test (http://www.ibogleif.dk/uk/Thetest-uk1.html)

[Old Skool]

very nice

i lost track straight away, does that mean it's fixed wing for me?

[SASless]

One could turn into a Toggled Eyed Git watcher very quickly here!

[NickLappos]

I got it right the first three times, until I realized I was missing the whole point!

[bugdevheli]

For those wishing only to study the conformation of the young lady from an educational point of view. Forget the ball and cups, they are always either in the right or left cup, right/left/right/left etc. the true test is can you click the mouse without taking your eyes off the lady. The discerning engineer will observe both phase lag and out of plane excurtions of certain appendages.

[belly tank]

Sitting in the office today people...bored......try this game its a good one!!

http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/html/index.php?id=2743

[TheFlyingSquirrel]

This pengin game is superior !!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/penguinswing.html

[Whirlygig]

Yes... but it doesn't have a helicopter!

I did have the link to a better version of the penguin game where they are thwacked onto a dartboard. Link doesn't work anymore but has appeared on JetBlast a few times.

Cheers

Whirlygig

[Obs cop]

I agree,

The penguin game is a true mark of genious. My personal best is 316.3 metres.

Obs cop

[kwikenz]

If you find yourselves getting really bored in the office try www.big-boys.com

It has a huge range of Flash games like those above including a goodly number of helo games

It also has a fair selection of scantily clad women if thats your fancy

:}

[yogibear]

HAH !!!!:p

323.5 !!!!

[nmai123456789]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/helicopter.shtml this one has a heli

[verticalhold]

As a leg and bum man I got it right every time. Now if it had been Angelina Jolie's arse. Mmmmmmmm:E

[Magjam]

This one is a bit more "interesting" ;)

http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/yeti_gore.htm

Magjam

[IntheTin]

got 504.1. Hit 2 mines:ouch:

[AllJeep]

Does anyone have the link for the flash game that you have to keep the drunk on his feet while he walks. I think my best was like 24 ft.

[Ivor E Tower]

Alljeep is this the one:

drunk man walking (http://www.wagenschenke.ch/index2.htm)

[ShyTorque]

72 metres at first go, but then I was tewibly, tewibly dwunk, hic! :8

[Talk Turn]

On the Yonkis game

2nd go - total fluke

741.9

(kept hitting mines)

834.7

gotta find something better to do

[IntheTin]

Yonkis.

959.7

One to beat.........yeah i'm bored!!!:ok:

[thewhiterabbit]

1005.4

Took a lot of attempts. What a sad life I lead.

[Jesters]

1075.6 but my collegues are about to throw me out of the office!

[flyer43]

OK, so it's not directly conncted to helicopters, but it does test the speed of your reactions whcih could be useful in an emergency.
Give it a go...........

http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/oa/instincts.pps

[SASless]

.1396 before having my morning coffee.....do I have Cornish ancestors?

[Stringfellow Dork]

Anyone else get a page of gobbledygook when they use the link?

[DBChopper]

And I thought 0.2124 was good!

Obviously haven't got the same urges...

:E

[Heli-Ice]

Don't know where my ancestors came from but I managed a low 0.1398.

[Whirlygig]

Stringfellow,

you probably need to go to the Microsoft website and download a Powerpint viewer. Should be free!!

Cheers

Whirlygig

[hemac]

The welsh and the Aussies are gonna do well at this one.:O
Hate to think what they're gonna do to the sheep once they are drugged and helpless.:yuk:
Mind you the Aussies probably nothing, I've heard they prefer a bit of a challenge.;)

[John Eacott]

Laptop "mouse" is twice the delay of the "office" unit: .15 sec with the better mouse, .26 with the laptop.

Or the evening glass reacted against the coffee ;)

[Robbo Jock]

I actually got one at 0.0000 secs !!!

OK, OK, a finger twitch that fortuitously occurred as a sheep broke for it, but hey I'm de man!

Generally between .182 and .24, depending on when I blink. Where's that Red Bull....

[flyer43]

My first posting should have included the following:

Welsh, Auzzies and Kiwis should ensure they have their wellie boots available. A rope may also be necessary if you are into kissing them........

[Lightning_Boy]

Just remember Flyer, we sh@g them, then you eat them !!!! :ok:

[TeeS]

Oh God! If I get any slower I am going to have to go fixed wing after all!!!!!!!!!!

TeeS

[Heli-Ice]

hemac

Hehehe... you said it... I didn't have the ba**s to! :D

Hey Whirlygig, what's a Powerpint??? Is that some kind of a British tool for forcing bear down your throat? :confused:

[TeeS]

Come on Mods, Heli-Ice really should be banned for suggesting a thing like that - and I thought the Welsh were bad!!

Bears have rights too you know!

TeeS;)

[SASless]

Flyer43,

Ye know naught boyo....just twist their tails round and round...at some point they will turn their heads around to see what yer doing...then you can give them a sweet kiss if you want.

(Eacott told me that up at Sumburgh one night! He seemed to be in the know!))

[John Eacott]

I am not going to ask what you call a Kiwi with more than one girlfriend.
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'cos you all know: a Shepherd :rolleyes:

[TheFlyingSquirrel]

What does a Kiwi call a sheep tied to a street light?

A leisure centre !!

[TeeS]

Welshman walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm -

He says "This is the pig I sleep with when you won't give me sex!"

His sleepy wife responds from the bed "I think you will find that is a sheep!!"

He responds "I think you will find that I was talking to the sheep!!!!"

(Blame TimS for that one)

[tipsy]

He who feeds me and lets me sleep on his bed just muttered something about "velcro gloves" being all the rage in NZed

tipsy
:yuk: :yuk: furball:yuk: :yuk:

[Heli-Ice]

TeeS

C'mon, it'was just an honest question... what do I know about your bear traditions??? I'm just a very very innocent Icelandic farmer's son...
Up here even the word "moonshine" has a whole different meaning than elsewhere, that I found out on the new thing called the Internet! :D

[SASless]

A friend's wife asked me the other day when I planned to take a wife.....she did not like my reply....."When I find a sheep that can cook!"

Ever wonder why the US Navy has Marines on board all their ships?

Sheep would be too obivious!

[SASless]

About to get caught up on all yer work.....try this site....

http://www.abcarcade.com/games/shooting/waronterrorism2.shtml

[TeeS]

Oh! Thanks SaSless, I really nead an early night and you introduce that one! I always considered myself immune from those sensless computer games and now I am hooked.

By the way, I have seen the films and those magazines hold far more ammunition than the game would suggest, Arnie keeps that rate of fire up for hours!!

Cheers

TeeS

[Heli-Ice]

SAS

I'monna sue yur a*se for this one...

[TheFlyingSquirrel]

Just to ice you boredom cake, click here - this made me piss myself !

oprah W gets murdered (http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=TomCruise82)

and while you're there, you can play this drinking game too !!

drinking game (http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=holdyourdrink)

and here for a strange hovering heli...

hovering heli (http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=helicopter21&width=800)

this should keep you out of trouble for around 30 seconds or so !

[Magjam]

That Oprah clip was hilarious, soda out the nose funny :)

[hemac]

The drinking games fantastic.
A bit like hovering for a new recruit.
H.

[vaqueroaero]

Came across this. Don't ask how much time I've spent playing it.

http://www.totebo.com/monkeylander/

Enjoy!

[Captain Pheremone]

heheheheeeheh more ways to waste time..thanx.

[PPRuNe Radar]

Equally pointless ;)

http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf

[Thud_and_Blunder]

You are both utter, utter b@st@rds!

(have only cracked 500 on the Daffy game so far - not for want of trying...)

[Whirlybird]

I've managed 5355 so far...now please stop forcing me to waste time! !!!! :) :) :)

[Whirlybird]

Now up to 10,050...and I'm never ever playing it again!!!!!!! :)

[IntheTin]

14200 Go on me!!! :ok:

[blade771]

JUst in case you have not seen this one (and a couple of others!!!)

MOre time wasting!!

more games (http://www.thepoolroom.com)

NOt meant to be a new topic, just a reply to earlier entertainment post - sorry!!!

[Thud_and_Blunder]

Look, it's a very dull shift.

It lasts 24 hours and we only fly twice in Ramadan.

There's nothing left to read in the office...

I'm on 16240 with those flaming monkeys and fluked an 8/10 with the parachute - I'm twitching like a junkie...

[jemax]

I just got Daffy Duck to land on the monkey!

[MightyGem]

HTF do you get out of that room!!

[IntheTin]

MG.
How many items have you found? I have done this problem before. I think you need 13 items. curtains, matress, and various points. Use the mouse to point at everything. The last two items are the hardest, obviously. Frustrating but good.

[Thud_and_Blunder]

In the Tin,

Thanks for that - I'd found 12 items and had given up after watching the very strange film clip, thinking I was nowhere near completion. Might just have to go back and take another look...

[Woolf]

Stick with it you are almost there!

[vaqueroaero]

And another one!

Now anyone can do search and resue.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/rockface/game/index.shtml

[Whirlybird]

Look, I'm up to 16,800 with those damned monkeys, and I am not, I repeat NOT, going to even look at another game!!!!!!

Errr...I tried the link, just out of interest you understand; I wasn't going to play. I clicked on "Training Mission"...and nothing happened; it wouldn't go there.:{

Not that I would have dreamed of playing it. :)