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26th Sep 2005, 13:18

Uuuh, I think we're a bit off.........Caption this photo. (http://www.airliners.net/open.file/312682/M/ )

Stoney X
26th Sep 2005, 13:28
Captain to FO: "Getting your wheels on the piano keys when landing is pish, doing it this way is class"

26th Sep 2005, 13:34
"Tell me Captain - why are we called 'Deadasadodo' Airlines?"

26th Sep 2005, 13:35
The Russian equivalent of the A340 ;)

26th Sep 2005, 13:40
Russians demonstrate their latest developements in RTOL aircraft (Reverse Take-off and Landing). Manager of Design, Yuri Smirnoff:"And parallel parking with this girl is a breeze!"

26th Sep 2005, 13:52
Jeezz, that must have left some brown stains on the captain's and F/O's seats.....:uhoh: :uhoh: I know my pants would need changing after a moment like that:}

26th Sep 2005, 13:54
"You missed a bit"


26th Sep 2005, 14:15
"That was the easy bit, now we gotta get over that mountain ahead"

26th Sep 2005, 14:18
Back a bit...... back a bit..... keep coming.. back a bit....

26th Sep 2005, 14:28
I bet he drinks Carling Black Label

(maybe something stronger after that...)

26th Sep 2005, 14:38
"Domodedovo 2309.... when I said backtrack....." :eek:

Very scary indeed.

Manchester ATCOs - is this a bit like your weekly PIA 'will they, won't they' sweepstakes? ;)

Exhaust Manifold
26th Sep 2005, 14:44
So this is what stopway is for :confused:

26th Sep 2005, 14:46
"Short runway this one..........but it's very wide!"

26th Sep 2005, 14:58
Are you sure you know all about crop spraying?

El Grifo
26th Sep 2005, 15:11
Its much less bovva than a hovva !!!!

26th Sep 2005, 15:16
Captain to F/O: "Always use your mirrors for reverse landing!"

26th Sep 2005, 15:59
Another case of getting airborne, due only to the fact of the curvature of the earth!

26th Sep 2005, 16:10
Note to self.... If, I mean, when we land - check that I carried the one on the W&B calcs.....

:uhoh: :E :ouch:

26th Sep 2005, 16:41
"Hold the flare, Dimitri! There's an Air France talent scout in the terminal!"

Bern Oulli
26th Sep 2005, 18:09
Reminds me of an Overseas National DC8-63 I once knew.

26th Sep 2005, 18:30
V-1……………..err V-1……………….and huh err what is it next???????????????

Hummmm jeeze, err oh, I got it ROTATE, FOR GOD’s SAKE ROTATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26th Sep 2005, 18:39
"Thank the Gods of Ground Effect Grigori!"

"Er, not right now Captain... you see that fence?"

Noah Zark.
26th Sep 2005, 18:44
Capt. to 1st. " So THAT'S why they call this place ****et!"

Bravo Mike
26th Sep 2005, 19:15
"err, go around?"javascript:smilie(':ooh:')

Maude Charlee
26th Sep 2005, 19:45
"Just say when you want me to land Captain."

Buster Hyman
26th Sep 2005, 22:02
"Well whaddya know Ivan. The damn thing really does fly!"

Irish Steve
26th Sep 2005, 22:28
"was that runway length in Metres, ...........or Feet?????????:E :E


"OK, now we've proved that it will get off if there's an engine cut at V1, can I have it back now to get over that hill please?"


"Are you SURE that the dispatcher gave you the weight in pounds????"

or ":mad: "

27th Sep 2005, 00:27
"Hey, I see a McDonald's drive thru window, you hungry Captain?"

27th Sep 2005, 02:07
U tebya cho ruki iz jopi rastut!!!! You said POUNDS on the cargo manifest and now, NOW, you say what, KILOS!!!! If we get out of this mate, RASKVASIT!!!

(with a little bit of help from the very comprehensive http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/russian.htm) and with apologies for the grammar, syntax. But it does sound appropriately fierce.

Exhaust Manifold
27th Sep 2005, 08:38
:* when I said land deep..........

Burnt Fishtrousers
27th Sep 2005, 15:54
"Listen Bloggs, I know you have almost reached your maximum annual hours quota, but stretching every takeoff to stay within it , is taking the biscuit"

27th Sep 2005, 19:38
"beep beep.......*in announcement monotone* Stand clear, Aircraft reversing.....beep beep......."

27th Sep 2005, 19:45
F/O to Captain: "Excuse me Sir, but maybe next time we might not allow the pax to check in "all-you-can-carry" luggage?"

"Are we using the right voltage for the hairdryers?"

27th Sep 2005, 19:52
"There you go Dimitri, just hold her down a bit longer than usual and pull her up a bit sharpish. 10 roubles says that it'll be on Aviation.net by the end of the week"