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Alcohol Child
22nd Sep 2005, 16:28
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Flypuppy
22nd Sep 2005, 16:46
Kind of cool in a weird time wasting sort of way..... :8

fmgc
22nd Sep 2005, 17:00
Messing with my melon!

Confabulous
22nd Sep 2005, 17:14
Freaky. I wonder...

lexxity
22nd Sep 2005, 17:30
Did anyone else get god on the defensive? I did and it was very funny!

RJM
22nd Sep 2005, 22:09
Yes. I asked him what Mary was like in the sack and he (she, it) got all evasive.

tilewood
22nd Sep 2005, 22:17
God asked me if I was using Netscape or Explorer.

I said if He was God He should know that!

He then went rather quiet!! :rolleyes:

SyllogismCheck
22nd Sep 2005, 22:18
To clear the he, she, it uncertainty up for you RJM, I asked.... Me:
are you male?

God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

:}

tubthumper
22nd Sep 2005, 23:45
Well, God asked me if I was male. I replied "yes", and He/She/It asked me how I knew.

The good news is, lust is not a sin. That's straight from the horse's mouth, as it were....:ok:

colmac747
22nd Sep 2005, 23:56
:p :p

Me:
Hey d*ckhead..how do?
God:
You've got my full attention. I have no idea what to say.
Me:
that's coz yer a ****wit
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
too true, mate
God:
Too what?
Me:
true, ya fanny!
God:
Next question..:ok:

Little Blue
23rd Sep 2005, 08:00
I asked him to give me a dad a nudge, and say hi.
Which he said he would.
Which is nice.
.
;)

lasernigel
23rd Sep 2005, 08:07
Must be one hell of a bad boy.HE won't even speak to me.:{ :confused:

Gingerbread Man
23rd Sep 2005, 10:58
That's rubbish, give me Darth Vader asking me 20 questions any day.

sir
23rd Sep 2005, 11:33
Me:
Are you the product of a virgin birth ?
God:
Yes I am the one and only product of a virgin birth.
Me:
Who f--k-d Mary ?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).

Jerricho
23rd Sep 2005, 18:39
Heh.

God likes to watch South Park.

flugholm
23rd Sep 2005, 23:43
...and He told me He hasn't seen "Dogma". Well, He should!

Jerricho
24th Sep 2005, 01:33
Of course he hasn't seen Dogma.........

Alanis Morissette as God :rolleyes: Although, Salma Hayek certainly qualifies as a muse.